I won a free ticket to opening day of Melania. Second prize was two tickets.

President Trump has signed an executive order assigning the national championship to Miami. In related news the University of Miami has given the national championship trophy to President Trump for his bravery in fighting through bone spurs.

I am confused about where we are right now. Can someone tell me how many barbies I'm allowed to order for my kids this year?

Another quality loss for the Longhorns will cement their inclusion in a top 6 playoff position. /s (I hope)

Sonoma County in autumn.

Texas loses its second game of the season, and clinches its top 8 spot for the post season. /s "Quality loses are the key to a championship season. "

For your enjoyment : www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comme...

Nashville kitchens send undocumented workers home. Struggle with crowds. www.nashvillescene.com/news/pithint...

Can you image what Trump would say if any fool asked him to do the best man speech at a wedding?

I'm expecting to find out that DJT is now 6'5" and weighs 195 lbs. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

@leopardsatemyface.bsky.social In case anyone is interested in first hand stories that may be real: www.betrayedbytrump.com/stories

I hate the fact that this President has forced me to learn that there is only one "r" in tariff.

Henry Mancini's Pink Panther Theme: best background music to a movie. Prove me wrong. PS (it just came up on my song list.... )

Sorry, I'm too nervous to check. Have any planes crashed today?

I expect to wake up some morning soon to the news that Trump wants to annex the Sudetenland.