Your party enters the chamber. No enemies. Before you sits an ornate bowl on a pedestal. The bowl is full of delicious looking colorful tide pods. Roll an intelligence saving throw.

Check out one of my favorite shows I've reviewed on the podcast! Craig of the Creek! youtu.be/Pvhzu2ASjLY?...

The year is 2032, after finishing my five-dollar footlong (only $22 with a coupon) I head to the mall washroom. I refuse to show my genitals to the peen-scanner, hoping I won't be flagged for possibly being a trans using the wrong bathroom.

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A day late but still relevant #woke #punchnotsees

LOOK AT MY GREMLINS

Our new kitty Ekko getting along with Apollo on their first day together

BABE, WAKE UP! #NOOB3 JUST DROPPED A NEW VIDEO #dbd #deadbydaylight

Going for a ride #cattraining #kitty #irl #meow #outside #hunting #cheetor

Forever Knight was a show about a Vampire Cop, and it was surprisingly good

When I was a young child I would quickly flush the toilet and run away because it sounded like a velociraptor

Look at these people at #DorkTales! Check out Episode 1 of Phandelver and Below! youtu.be/GPgibbZjls4?...

Teenagers are the middle evolution stage of most Pokémon, so cut them some slack, and don't force them to evolve.

Loved filming Star Trek Adventures with the gang! Patreon content with @dorktales.bsky.social !

A lot of people's first isekai was Digimon but mine was Monster Rancher