chaotic cutie spinning some high octane d&b get in here www.twitch.tv/thugshellsdj

not me getting slammed with stress-induced hives and a potential head cold at the same time. please no. 🥲

www.twitch.tv/chikachikasl... imagine sleeping in

slaps so hard my grandchildren feel it open.spotify.com/track/7ynoqt...

so we are all in agreement that smd means “shaking my dick”, yes?

pls I cannot get over how the team members in charge of taking care of this specific process were literally guesstimating adjusted rejection thresholds until they handed it to me and I was like, “……….so we all know how to do cross multiplication here, right? right?????” ANSI who? 😭

so tired I might literally have to start taking my vyvanse again, extra anxiety be damned 🙃

having fergie’s london bridge stuck in my head feels like a punishment for something and I’d like to undo that something, please

this is who runs this account btw

drag king idea: named kief herbin; primarily specializes in lip syncing to country classics but smokes a fat one the whole fucking time

not now, kitten. mommy needs a medically induced coma.

embarrassing, but it didn’t occur to me that not everyone gets the special mouth tingles when eating kiwi until I had a kiwi boba smoothie and realized it was lowkey kinda hard to breathe because, oh, my ass is kind of allergic? I thought kiwi just did that. anyway, I’d do it again. shit was bomb.

y’all my inner child just had to grab a stick to defend itself from the dog in me and the two wolves are placing bets on who’s gonna win WHAT do I do

woke up clutching my tub of cannabis topical to my chest with a vague memory of awaking at some point in the night and practically bathing in it. 😭

ngl I fear a masseuse would break their hands trying to fix my shit

oh no. I’m watching a friend stream expedition 33 and I read esquie’s name at a glance as “esquites” and I can’t undo it in my head. that’s corn boy now. 😭

probably already shared this one. don’t care. 😌💖 open.spotify.com/track/0vG00t...

help my brother texted me this and was like, “why is the only video footage I have of you this ancient thing of you serenading a stuffed animal.” idk man maybe to make you feel better about yourself??? you’re welcome. I’ve always been cringe, but when will I be free 😭

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okay so not to whine but it’s really fun and great how stress causes inflammation and inflammation causes pain and pain causes stress and that I’m stuck living in a country where I can’t reasonably afford to interrupt aforementioned circle jerk of fuckery in any lasting or significant way.

two nights in a row is honestly insane for me. who is she. www.twitch.tv/chikachikasl...

y'all wanna suffer together or www.twitch.tv/chikachikasl...

I don’t got that dog in me. I got that deer in me. get in loser we’re going fleeing.

perpetual eepy level: registered my visage featuring my sleep mask pulled just above my eyes to my Face ID

dragging around the remnants of my former self because the strain is easier than the mourning would be headass 😮‍💨

tumblr is such a fever dream. sometimes you’ll read incredible, nuanced, well-written takes on important goings on and scroll back up a little to see who the op was and it’s someone with the name pisswizard or scrotummonger420.

one of the very worst parts of having to sit so still/upright to avoid extra nerve pain is that I can’t do my little fucking dancey dance and y’all DON’T want to catch me on a prolonged dancey dance withdrawal. 😤

I get nerve pain in my face when I adjust my neck now 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

somebody run boxing drills with me pls 🥺

at any given time, roughly 3-5 of my brain cells (impressive, as I’m down to 20 or so) are dedicated to thinking about pretty daggers.

I’m nearly finished with the third book in this series, so clearly I like it well enough. but encountering the phrase, “he crumpled into the snowy snow,” is somehow enough to almost ruin it all. please. why. 😭

massive respect for straight edge individuals. I don’t know how anyone just rawdogs consciousness like that tbh. 😮‍💨

getting motion sick from video games is so beta of me. I need to be the end of my bloodline.

www.twitch.tv/chikachikasl... this is going to go great ok

*gently stirring my own bath water* mmmmm mental illness soup. 😌😌

anyway, do y'all ever just think about thighs? 😌

I've lowkey gotten to the point that the only thing that drives me professionally is the intense sense of spite urging me to work my way up through the ranks just to show these jackwagons how to "manage" people effectively and respectfully while still being productive jesus fucking christ I am tired

ugh I miss this set 😮‍💨

fuuuuck I miss kickboxing. I need to invest in a nice freestanding heavy bag. and like. magically have the space to use it. 🥲

I just had to scroll past a post that called someone a “goonette” and I hate that I had to read that with my own two eyes.

petitioning to get idiopathic hypersomnia renamed to something people understand. options: • hypersomnia: extra fuck you edition • hypersomnia, but make it ????????? • purgatory

mmmm, the Sunday scaries. love em! the Sunday paralyzing dread. the Sunday deep-seated, wretched horror. haha yay! 💖💖💖

“recovery isn’t linear” my recovery: y=-8x+5

I may be absolute shit at meditating, but I’m very capable of spending my Saturday zoning out with a sudoku book for 8-10 hours. and that’ll just have to do. 🥲👉👉

stating for the record that I did not fucking ask to have a body and I am miserable about the fact that I do. would looooove to be an abstract concept. un-actualize me, daddy. etc.

just wanna be at home in the bath where no emails can find me 🥹

I know the economy is in shambles but HELLO??? 😭

benny bridgerton serving BIG ninja turtle energy at the ball in ep 1

boppp open.spotify.com/track/7lDS3S...