if you’re going to repeatedly refer to me as the SME in front of people in meetings and presentations, maybeeeee let me actually ✨be the SME✨ when the meetings are over and trust me instead of fighting meeeee considering you have no idea what to do thanks babe ty ty ty 💖

oh god oh no ok so in this installment of the ongoing saga of absolute bullshit I accidentally train my dogs to respond to, I’ve been gently saying, “love and light, you guys, love and light,” to calm them when they get turnt from hearing other dogs. now when I say it, they immediately quiet down.😭💀

mental that transphobic dude bros getting hair transplants for their chrome domes and hrt for their declining test levels upon entering gramp status don’t realise that those things are GENDER AFFIRMING CARE eat rocks, you numpties

not now, kitten. daddy’s balancing the pool chemicals so he can play mermaids with his friends later.

I often think about how the only two gray hairs I’ve ever noticed on my body have been pubic hairs. like. why. pussy wise?? pussy stressed???? pussy filing for social security??

I suffered through a social obligation tonight and am rewarding myself with a self-indulgent post of obnoxious food pictures from the evening pls enjoy

Happy Pride to Marsha P. Johnson AND Sylvia Rivera.

I will pay someone 1 bajillion dollars to bring me cold sliced mango, like, immediately, if not sooner

happy pride month! I’ll very likely be setting up a fundraiser for my streams during June to benefit one of my favorite lgbtq+ organizations, the Rose Dynasty Foundation. they focus on providing support and education for queer and marginalized youth through fundraising and outreach. (1/2)

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Happy Pride Month!!!🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Be gay, do crime ❤️

#pridemonth #2SLGBTQIA #demisexual

sunday chilling aka lying in bed trying to rest while my nervous system gently whispers to me, "remember the war. we ride at dawn."

I should be used to it by now, but 90% humidity is insane. let me out of this shitty sauna I didn’t ask for this twisted little forced spa day.

💖 live right neow! ITS FRIDAY!!!!! come end the work week with me!! 🎨 by @/otterbunny twitch.tv/sleepyeepygworl 💙

We’re watching all the endings and talking lore after I did all the 4 play through of Silent Hill f! Come in and say hi 🙌🏼 Twitch.tv/geekgentle

dropping out of sustained fight-or-flight: ✋😌🤚 immediately getting a train run on you by three days’ worth of hunger cues: 🖕😔🤚

the pitfalls of sharing images with friends who photoshop (not my crispy nostrils btw 😭)

Streaming Overwatch2 for a wittle bit, come hangout!♥ www.twitch.tv/peachingncre...

www.twitch.tv/dj_belinda it’s banging trance sundays baybeeeee

open.spotify.com/track/3Phjn4... her voice is soooo stunning to me ugh. that rasp is so good.

I love that I invariably injure myself in some dumb fucking way as soon as I say the words, "I think I'll hit the heavy bag again soon," out loud. sooo good at jinxing myself fr.

SOMEBODY TAKE ME BACK TO IRELAND BEFORE I LOSE IT

determined to stay awake because I can do hard things ok www.twitch.tv/chikachikasl...

We getting litty!!!!

GET YOUR ASS IN HERE

I woke up at 3:00 AM from my 5:00 PM nap. big oops.

this was HR 2616 which also bans books by or about trans and nonbinary people from schools START CALLING YOUR SENATORS NOW CIS FRIENDS TRANS KIDS NEED YOU

when ashnikko said: Just me and my girls, we been solving equations all week Using our big juicy brains for the good of humanity And right now, I need release I fucking felt that ✋😔🤚

the treated concrete around my apartment complex causes god-awful tire squealing when you drive on it while it’s wet, and apparently my new thing is to say, “oh my goodness, tell me more, diva!” in response. almost as bad as when I couldn’t stop calling squirrels “squirrelly-pop” against my will.

come make some music with @deepgraph.bsky.social! www.twitch.tv/deepgraph

it’s actually so easy to treat sex workers with respect

no matter how things change, at least I know I’ll wake up in the shitty embrace of my dependable 3:00 AM cortisol spike 🥲👉👉

pretty sure all of my systems are nervous systems, actually.

we have fun on discord

I’m alive! And I’m LIVE!!! Let’s show this cold who’s boss 🙌🏼✨ Twitch.tv/geekgentle

www.twitch.tv/chikachikasl... palia rejected my login credentials too many times for my little heart to take, so we're doing this instead 🥲

🔊ATTENTION 🚨 Hello friends! I have risen from the pits of my breakup depression to let you know my stream debut will be TOMORROW at 1pm MST🫶 I'll be chatting for a few hours and MAYBE playing something

💖 live right neow!!! Let's end the week together!! 🎨 by @/sliceofi twitch.tv/sleepyeepygworl 💙

HATE it when the friendship is still too new to indulge in my hyper-specific reaction images. hurry up and let me get my freak all over you.

nothing beats ending the day with a soak and climbing into bed with the pups 🥹💖

even 64-bit excel freezes in fear at the sheer mass of my datasets, which is a fact that I love as it complicates 0% of my job. this is all fine.

sent a semi-weepy apology voice note to one of my best friends this morning for being generally absent as of late. and being the angel she is, in response, she literally hand-delivered flowers to me from her and her partner and kiddo 🥺

love when you finally get that one stubborn fucking spot in your back to pop and it’s so good it damn near knocks your chakras back into alignment too

the assholes who live two units below me on the first floor keep fucking taking my packages when they get mistakenly delivered there and I want to knock their teeth in because they literally answer their door and tell me they never saw a package. what the hell is wrong with people jesus christ.

www.twitch.tv/chikachikasl... spirit city lofi, anyone?

one of those songs that hits me with all the childhood nostalgia 😮‍💨🥹 open.spotify.com/track/3RkQ3U...

💖 live right neow ! Come hang out! 🎨 by @/pixibutt-art twitch.tv/sleepyeepygworl 💙