beautiful screaming lady is us all

so much depends upon eight clams in Warsaw tasting the water testing for toxins in a dam

Happy Capitalism Day! Y’all consuming for max shareholder value today? 2 things: 1: Fuck Jeffrey Bezos forever and always 2: my book, Writing is Designing, is on sale for 30% off for the paper back, and 50% off for the ebook. Buy from my publisher, not Amazon! rosenfeldmedia.com/books/writin...

BRB, going to leave feedback in every bad product review that the feature in question "won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation"

i have taken down the internet that was working Just fine and which you were probably counting on for literally everything forgive me no clouds no flare

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

I work across the street from the SF Cloudflare office — I should bring them some doughnuts

Teacup raccoons when??

I haven’t seen it, but the new Running Man movie looks like what would happen if Mr Beast ran the Hunger Games

You’re at Elmo I need you at Patsy

a SPACE for my PDFs you say? adobe, you sonofabitch, you did it again. I'm in

Fellas, is it gay to sleep? www.kickstarter.com/projects/rhe...

Over the last week or so, I've been exploring how those silly LinkedInfluencer posts can look and act like poetry. And — in true Andy fashion — I'm turning it into a zine idea! Read more about it: asterisms.lol/posts/corpor...

We saw you from across the room and really like your vibe

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Leslie Sbrocco is one of our national treasures, not only SF’s. Check Please, Bay Area was such a fantastic intro to my new home when I moved here 11 years ago.

Any rich republican shitbags leaving NYC want to sell me their apartment for cheap?

Today started with a war criminal’s death and ended with a socialist getting elected mayor of NY. What a good day.

Completely forgot that I made a list of content designers you can follow when I first signed up to Bluesky. Here they are look. Absolute word nerds, the lot of them. go.bsky.app/7Pm7ERf

Excited to explore synergies in the romantic connections vertical, LATAM region.

Aww yisss Pebble is BACK

Okay, y'all are very smart and funny, so I need your help: I'm trying to give a name to the genre of LinkedIn influencer post. You know what I mean: short, stuccato sentences on single lines, rapid-fire threes of bullet points, a question at the end of for engagement. (con't...)

Excited to become the 11th Canadian province (or maybe the South Territory?) and finally get some of that sweet universal health care nectar

Jimmy cracked corn, and I sued him to not save seeds to replant on his own (Monsanto)

It smells very good in here.

Ah yes, the three genders —

I get one of those scammer texts every once in a while, and usually they're just dumb like "hello" or "where are we meeting for lunch?" I was not prepared for how... existentially dread-laden this would be.

@aaronmbushnell.com "DAVID! DAAAAVID! This quilt is stitched with love, Daaaavid!" www.vulture.com/article/harv...

I wish this photo was a little sharper, but I'm trying to get better at on-the-fly street photography.

A few pictures I took that I like from my trip to Chicago and Fort Wayne this summer (my fave of course is the one featuring @pui.bsky.social)

I just got mine in the mail and it’s so fun and cute! Anyone who knows what a Chick tract is will recognize the vibe. But like, with good advice rather than eternal damnation.

This is very ugly and silly and I want one. circuitmess.com/products/nas...

Today is Truth and Reconciliation Day in Canada. And it's Fuck You and Stay Mad Day in the US — as it is every day.

HMW find an opportunity to take a nap, so that we can rest, and because we want to hide from the world

Love you, PDX friends. 💙

Is that you in this Claude ad at the muni station, @poetry.camera? @kelin.bsky.social @flomerboy.bsky.social

WHEW I have never seen anything *more* San Francisco tech bro

I’m not often up on Potrero hill at night, but when I am, the vibes are moody

This is my shocked face. 😑

You may not like it, but this is what peak iPhone looks like

I don’t have a brother, but sometimes after I watch a @hankgreen.bsky.social and @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social video, I wish I had one

Important milestone: I have aged simultaneously into my Statement Glasses Era and my Needs Dedicated Computer Glasses Era

OMGGGG HORMBLES CHORMBLES IS REAL

Sitting outdoors at a cafe and this guy strolls over, sits down, and pulls a ginormous grompy cat out of a bag. Everybody, meet Nilu, my new best friend

When i’m inside, i’m just Andy. But when i’m outside…

*pssst* Gentle reminder…

I’m in the mission and there was a guy who walked by with a tshirt that says “I’m having a selling dope and pimping hoes kinda day” and… I don’t think I’ve ever had that kind of day

ANNOUNCEMENT: despite being nowhere near as high-profile as jimmy kimmel, i have also found myself without work. i have 20+ years of professional writing and editing experience, most recently in ux but previously in fields from marketing to education. i’m available right away!

THE DOOBIE BROTHERS.

Love me a 48-minute bus ride.