I’m glad we won @seahawks but holy shit why so close against Gramps Retiree QB and at home?

Given the historic floods in the area, I want to remind everyone that the best way to combat climate change is to post continually and loudly on social media, feel good about doing your part, and then forget all about the topic until the next disaster.

I swear to god one little change from solid gray to a somewhat average pink-ish clouds sunset and people here act like it’s the second coming

Hopefully this atmospheric deluge or whatever the fuck it’s called will wash all the California transplants away

The forecast for the next eleventy dozen days

Today is the kind of day that we don’t speak of to those not from here ☀️ 🤫

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BRIGHT THING IN THE SKY I CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT

Remember when Black Friday meant people lining up outside of Walmarts to rush in as a mob and try to grab shit they didn’t need while elbowing other people in the face? I don’t miss those days.

Happy Roasted Large Bird That Doesn’t Taste That Great And Certainly Isn’t Consolation For Dealing With Crazy Uncle Steve Day for all who celebrate

King county metro bus drivers should have the right to body slam one passenger per week if they’re being an asshole. It’s only fair for all the shit drivers put up with. How do we make this happen @kingcountymetro.bsky.social

I wish the new mayor the best. I hope she’s more effective than the old mayor. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. Let’s just say I am not holding my breath.

From now on every Tuesday should be a holiday

This weekend is the kind of weekend we NEVER TELL PEOPLE ABOUT ☀️ 🤫

Not surprised. They are stuck in the 90s, shitty and overpriced. www.kiro7.com/news/local/r...

I hope everyone enjoys their five hours of sun before the next fifteen days of solid clouds and rain

Happy Halloween

Have you voted yet? Why the fuck not? Yeah, most of our options are shitty. But you still have to vote. Do it or else I’ll send some Bezos-powered delivery drones to drop pumpkins on your house 🎃

We just witnessed the last 6pm sunset until spring

Took a long damn time but in the end, the Mariners Marinered. As they always do 🫡 See you back in the playoffs in another decade or two!

Current conditions

The Mariners are Marinering today 😑

So embarrassing that the poutine people came to my house and destroyed the mariners two nights in a row 😡

I was correct

Thanks @mariners.com for waiting until you played at home to severely disappoint us

The Mariners did unreasonably well in Toronto. This probably means they’re going to implode while at home

What did I do to deserve this

It’s cloudy. It’s rainy. Mariners won. All is well in the world.

I hope Detroit at least had the opportunity to enjoy a giant Bag of Dick’s

What the actual fuck just happened @mariners.com

Can’t wait for Mariners Disaster Friday

It took a little longer this season but the Mariners are finally showing how they inevitably give everyone false hope

Watching football today knowing the Seahawks have already secured a win

Oh great, Sound Transit is over budget and horribly late and now they want to levy another tax. Let’s reward bad management with a raise! www.soundtransit.org/get-to-know-...

Wait, what? The Mariners actually made it to the playoffs?

IT FUCKING RAINED FINALLY OMG

A shitty impersonation of the Dukes of Hazzard is about all my criminals can muster www.kiro7.com/news/local/c...

Fuuuuck the Mariners are giving me so much false hope right now 😣

Good morning. Where in the fuck is my damn rain?

It’s almost time

The fact most citizens are not bothered enough by people living outside, garbage piling up, flies gathering, and just go on about their day thinking it’s just another fact of life like weather just boggles my mind.

Forget what I said about Bill. His team won. This weekend is now even shittier

What the fuck, Seahawks. Well at least Geno Smith and Pete Carroll won, and Russell Wilson and Bill Belichick lost this weekend.

Channeling my energy towards the Seahawks today because they promised me they wouldn’t go 3-14 this season

Well, we didn’t end up avoiding the wildfire smoke this summer after all 😷

Everyone: wow how cool does the sun look today! Me: it’s fucking wildfire smoke in the upper atmosphere. You’re applauding wildfires. Stop it.

Just a few more days until the rain comes 🌧️

A reminder this Labor Day that corporations are not your family or friend, will fuck you over at the chance for increasing profits, and even promotions and pay raises are just ways to keep you loyal when there’s no loyalty in return.

This mayoral election will be tough. On the one hand we have an ineffective, big-talk-no-action mayor who likes to sweep problems around the rug so his rich donors don’t see it.

Yes, I know, it’s a sunset. You posting the same picture 1 million other people have already posted doesn’t make you special

Maybe if enough people here actually gave a shit about “victimless” crime like people stealing shit and breaking stuff we wouldn’t be number four. mynorthwest.com/crime_blotte...