Completely clutch win on 1HP🙌🏻 youtube.com/shorts/l-oG0...

STOP IT as if I went over to the till point and a bunch of the brushes I had nicely grouped together had been moved to a different place - all grouped together like I had it but on a much smaller stand. Which we apparently don't do. Bro wtf😂

Spent ages yesterday organising the hairbrush stand as I was asked to tidy it (it looked fine). Made it look nice and more strategically placed. I was nearly done and a manager came over and said that we don't group things together here as it's treated like a bit of a hunt, "just for next time"...

....and I'm live! Come join me in the crazy TFT fun! Click my avatar to be taken straight to my stream ✨ #TFT #teamfighttactics #tftstreamer #altstreamer #smallstreamer #leagueoflegends

I'll be back at it again playing some more Teamfight Tactics from 2:30pm this afternoon! Keep an eye on my BlueSky and Twitch to be notified when I'm streaming!🖤 #streamer #tft #tftstreamer #teamfighttactics m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi...

Off to my big corporation retail job blasting my anti establishment/anti right wing playlist 💁🏻‍♀️💃🏻

Gotta get the bus again to go to work for the foreseeable. Goshhh I miss my car😭 (Also side note, busses are expensive as hell nowadays!!)

Afternoon, friends! I'm live for some Team Fight Tactics! Just click my avatar which is now red to go straight to my stream! 🖤 #tft #teamfighttactics #smallstreamer #altstreamer

I'm trying to build a bit of a community of like-minded people! If you have similar interests to me, feel free to join my discord server. I'm sure we'll have lots of fun over there 🖤 #smallstreamer #altstreamer #leagueoflegends #tftstreamer discord.gg/7ymYRN8Fs

The problem is, ARAM Mayhem is so good, I don't want to go back to normal ARAM now😂 #leagueoflegends

Oh, how I wish I was able to just stream as a job. That's the absolute dream. But back to my retail job on Tuesday😫

Happy Sunday, everyone! I'm currently playing some Teamfight Tactics over on Twitch. Come chill with me this afternoon! Just click my face where it says "Live" to be taken straight to my stream!🖤 #tft #teamfighttactics #smallstreamer #altstreamer #LOLstreamer

I'll be going live from 2:30pm today to play some Teamfight Tactics! Come hop in later and let's have some fun. You'll see my avatar turn red when I'm streaming, so look out for that ♥️ m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi...

I got a 3 star Fizz!!😲😲 #TFT #teamfighttactics youtube.com/shorts/mLUjU...

Since we're doing the whole 2016 nostalgia, here's a few shots I took 10 years ago😂😂 #tenyearsago #nostalgia

We're going live now!! The live feature isn't working for me though rn 😞😞 #ARAM #ARAMstreamer #twitch #smallstreamer #altstreamer www.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi...

I'll be streaming again today at a slightly earlier time of 2pm. I'm going to play some more ARAM! I should be able to use BlueSky's new function, so you'll see my avatar have a red border saying "live". Keep an eye out for that this afternoon 🖤⚔️ #streamer #LOLstreamer m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi...

Just noticed that I have another chat request! Sorry guys. For some reason a lot of us Brits have issues with the age verification not working so I can't access my DMs😫

Mr Data (Star Trek) as Frank Hollander.... That's it. That's the post.

Oh - this is cool!!

Live now! Come enjoy some #ARAM mayhem! m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi... #smallstreamer #leagueoflegends

Going to be playing some ARAM on League from 2:30pm today! Come join in the chaos with me later ⚔️✨ #ARAM #leagueoflegends #smallstreamer #altstreamer #ARAMstreamer m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi...

Time for a 2026 #promosky so you can know me better!🖤 I'm Porcelain! A goth/alt UK streamer. Here are some interests of mine ✨ ⚔️Teamfight Tactics/League 🖤Gothic/alt aesthetic 🎮Gaming 💀Alt fashion and makeup 🎵 Music 🔭 Star Trek 💉 Tattoos 🔮 Crystals 🐈‍⬛Cats 🍝 Food m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi...

Was just reading the comments of a 2016 nostalgia TikTok and someone said they were 6 in 2016... I feel a bit sick.

Cup of tea, Oreos and Star Trek on the telly, heck yeah 👌🏻

Going live now with some more TFT! Come have a laugh with me and let's try not to get too tilted!😂 #tft #teamfighttactics #leagueoflegends #gamergirl #twitch #smallstreamer #tftstreamer m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi...

I'll be back on my bullshit later with some more Team Fight Tactics! Make sure you join me from 2:30pm today 💁🏻‍♀️. Keep an eye on those Twitch notifications ✨ #smallstreamer #altstreamer #tft m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi...

Thank you so much to everyone that made my stream this afternoon so fun, despite the bad games 😂. The chat was so wholesome 🥹🖤 #smallstreamer #tftstreamer #gothgirl #altstreamer

Going live now with some TFT! Come hang out with me 🖤✨ #tft #tftstreamer #teamfighttactics #altstreamer #smallstreamer #leagueoflegends #LOLstreamer m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi...

I'll be going live to play some Team Fight Tactics at 2:30pm today! Come chat this dreary, grey afternoon and get cozy with me!🖤 Look for the going live notification!✨ m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi...

Ooh look at me having a Throne now 💁🏻‍♀️. Getting on that streamer girl bandwagon 😂 #throne #wishlist #streamer #womanstreamer #gamergirl throne.com/porcelain_pi...

Wagamama's katsu sauce with "This isn't" chicken pieces, coconut rice and some tenderstem broccoli cooked in soy sauce, ginger and chilli flakes. Finished with a sprinkle of spring onions! 🌱😋

A truly insane champion 😂💪🏻 youtube.com/shorts/rVo7F... #tft #leagueoflegends #teamfighttactics #atakhan #esports #smallstreamer

Backline Rumble?? Insane damage 😲 #tft #teamfighttactics #rumble #leagueoflegends #esports #altstreamer youtube.com/shorts/m90nt...

And... We're off! m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi... #tft #teamfighttactics #smallstreamer #twitch #altstreamer #leagueoflegends

I'll be streaming again from 3pm today! Come keep me company and join in the Team Fight Tactics fun this quiet Sunday afternoon ⚔️. Keep an eye on those Twitch notifications ✨ #tft #teamfighttactics #leagueoflegends #altstreamer m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi...

This scare from #bendyandtheinkmachine got me good 😂😂 #scarygame #altstreamer

Starting up now! 🖤 m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi... #tft #teamfighttactics #altstreamer #twitchstreamer #altwoman

Planning to play some more Team Fight Tactics today at around 3pm. Come join me later for some fighting strategy fun! Keep an eye out for that Twitch notification!✨ #teamfighttactics #tft #smallstreamer #twitch #altstreamer m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi...

Another "employee of the month", another month of me still not getting it 😂. Whoop whoop 🙌🏻😂 (I've worked there nearly 6 months)

Working retail is wild. Served an old lady yesterday who was moaning that our baskets are "too big" and it is "ridiculous trying to put a couple small items in the bottom". Genuinely looking at me as if I was poop on her shoe. Sorry lady, I can't magic a smaller basket out of thin air 🫠

I am in a bath FULL of glitter 😂. Time to revoke my goth card...😂✨

My poor EOS is having issues 😭. I hate being without my car. Really hoping we can get her fixed soon and cheaply😭

I'm sorry but WTF are these suggested Etsy listings?? All I've ever bought from Etsy is normal gifts, wedding decorations and jewellery supplies😂😂

I have decided to upload shorts on YouTube to showcase my best Twitch clips! If you're able to subscribe to my channel, I'd be really grateful!🖤 youtube.com/@porcelain_p...

Pad Thai with tofu, red peppers, baby corn and a sprinkle of spring onions 😍🌱

Going live now! Come join the madness 👌🏻🖤 m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi...

I'll be streaming some more "Bendy And The Ink Machine" from 3:30pm this afternoon! Come join me later for some scares and weird storylines! Make sure you're following my Twitch to be notified 🖤 m.twitch.tv/porcelain_pi... #bendyandtheinkmachine #altstreamer #storygame #thrillergame #smallstreamer

An angry customer threw a piece of clothing (with label and security tag attached) at a couple of my colleagues and honestly, wtf. People are seriously batshit. Retail ain't for the feint of heart 💀😬

When Sainsbury's are doing 3 for 2 on chilled vegan products 😍🌱