Happy mother's day!

The girls on 2 Broke Girls consistently have more money than me.

i feel like you all need this

Just look what this stupid horse is doing..... **Spider-horse, Spider-horse, does whatever a Spider-horse does. Can he swing - from a web? Probably not, he's a horse. Look out! Here comes tthe Spider-hooooorse** #RDR2

Disney elevator pitch: Finding Nemo meets Inside Out. INSIDE TROUT.

I've had a few job interviews recently, amd I need to ask, why are neurotypicals allowed to run businesses? Its like being interviewed by cardboard.

I'm gonna say it. Starfleet Academy is amazing, but detached nacelles are stupid and I hate them. Also, how am I ever going to build a model of these new ships? Get them the f*ck out of there and onto a real damn cruiser.

Given the progress of the modern world and oil scarcity, will #Madagascar be renaming itself Madaelectriccar?

I desperately wish I could transition, but i doubt it will ever be possible for me. I also would really like to be 20 again. Immediately. Can we figure that out?

"Papa Smurf always says; follow this account. It's good and true and very wise."