Man.. it sure takes me a lot of exercise to end up looking like someone who doesn’t exercise.

It’s so weird to have no trouble with reading words/letters but then my brain messes up numbers constantly. How do you mathbrained people do it??

my brain after 2hr android mobile dev class: ‘thefuck is a legroom?

Experimental post: The Time 5-Year-Old Supper Mario Broth Thought Luigi Was a Cryptid I share a story from my personal life about the first time I encountered Luigi at the age of 5. Due to a combination of factors, I was unprepared for him and ended up believing he was a cryptid.

-me blocking all celebrity body image discourse from my mind-

actually what’s worse are all the “[blank] is lying to you” videos! It’s like every other video now! If it’s a company, politician, or celebrity, I know they’re probably not always being truthful! I have critical thinking skills! I live under capitalism I already know shit sucks damnit! 😫

If YouTube could stop recommending me videos of 20-somethings giving out advice, that’d be great.

When I first saw this it looked like the nose was one of his eyes, looking towards the camera, and it just looked like the scrungliest little goober ever.

For my birthday I want a loaf of bread that’s all end pieces.

Maybe a hot take but havarti is just okay

maybe I’m not actually a morning person maybe I just love sleep and can’t wait to go to sleep as soon as it gets dark

I’m not afraid to work hard and push my limits and grow and change but I really just want some —results— from all of this work hgghh

The bitter part of bittersweet nostalgia where the sweetness is something only you can remember and only you can taste, like a powerful dream that makes you cry when you wake up. A lonely, singular sweetness you can’t share or even express.

Everytime I see how bad the industry I’m trying to break into is getting, I just fantasize of becoming a mom-coded unicorn vtuber who just draws myself in fun outfits and plays retro games for a living… 😭

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what a time to be halfway through a computer science degree

That weird feeling when you discover something you thought was a generally universal experience was actually very localized… Tiger Tail ice cream is Canadian? And I always knew it as “Tiger tiger” which is so localized I can’t even figure out from where!

there was another “attempt” and at this point it’s just like whatever,, doesn’t even feel like it’s worth posting one of these

I clicked on too many commentary videos and now my YouTube feed is Discourse Hell. No, I do not need to know why movie/show/youtuber I’ve never watched is problematic, thanks.

How the heck do I manage to get people waaaaay on one side of my social circle swing all the way around to join friends in completely different venn diagram circle.

Apparently “larper” is the new slang for “poser” and I get it, you’re pretending to be the thing instead of actually being the thing. But if you’re using it to describe poser hobbyists, it’s confusing because LARPing is one of the most hardcore hobbies there are, p much opposite of posers.

Epic youtube shorts pull… all cute animals!

i ❤️ sleep

So for the past few years I’ve been learning about Autism and ADHD so that I can understand my neurodivergent friends better. The more I learned, the more it confirmed to me that I’m neurotypical. But something weird keeps happening where ppl suggest to me that I’m neurodivergent(Autism or ADHD)??

Feeling fancy today~

So what’s the difference between a kiss and a smooch?

When I first saw this I thought the right ear was another face coming out the side

I hate turning off Do Not Disturb on my phone cause like what am I saying, “Yes please disturb me now?”

Ahhh Boards of Canada is so goooood

I saw someone on YouTube describe “the Canadian pause” as a speech mannerism we have but I have no idea what they’re talking about (probably because I don’t know how to shut the hell up)

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Lol today I found out they sell “Cope” greeting cards (the front of the card said, “okay so that kinda sucked” and the inside said something like “but I know you’ll get through it”)

Slutshaming women is so dumb to me, like “wah you should feel bad about yourself because you enjoy sex and have many willing partners”, ok buddy

Do y’all have an inner monologue? Like what’s it like, like a constant narration? Can you literally hear it, like the voice has a particular sound?

Feeling kinda depleted and not sure how to fill up. It’s not food or rest, I’ve had plenty.

AI appropriating the emdash is annoying, but also I'm in the middle of writing up a presentation I realize I do the "it's not just x, it's y" in my writing naturally and now I'm scared people are actually gonna thing I'm using AI ☹️

If you can find a piece of hope and happiness among the rising flames of this hell world, take hold of it, let it nourish you. It's the only way we'll survive.

I'm getting mixed messages here

feeling a little nostalgic for ACNH but I have no time for video games lately 😭

I should mention that this came about because for the 40th anniversary of Legend of Zelda I kinda want to draw a bearded 40 year old Link 🤤

My straight boyfriend seems fascinated by the concept of twink death.

I don’t feel like I’ve worked hard enough to be this tired

Man am I over due to post like 5 of these

computers, amirite?

ah man, I had an energy drink and instead of spiking my productivity it spiked my anxiety 😐

I have this really thin long scar on my boob (cat scratch maybe?) and it looks a silver hair caught in my cleavage so I’m always reflexively trying to brush it away when I look in the mirror. It’s like having a crack on your phone screen but it’s on my body and.. forever.

Watching people offload their creative output to GenAI is like watching someone trepanning themself with power tools. It ain't gonna do what you think it'll do, you won't be better off for trying it, and everyone warning you not to do it knows something very important that you don't, not vice-versa.

aging is scary, every year I get closer to picking up seasonal hand towels for kitchen and bathroom

Remembering that time where a guy tried to come up with a slur for a Canadian, and came up with Canuckhold (Canuck + Cuckhold) and he thought it was just REALLY gonna sting. Couldn’t even be mad cause he accidentally created comedy gold