phil clifton
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when you said christmas sleigh but the tree heard slay
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“tell her we said knock knock then”
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me after replacing the lightbulb by myself
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the true queen of Christmas
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lmaoooo "cuntburger" is absolutely phenomenal, added straight to my lexicon
#allsfair
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when you said christmas sleigh but the tree heard slay
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fuck
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it’s always the ones you least expect
#CelebrityTraitors
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queen
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diva
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wait, what?
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me and my friend saying, "hey, who are we to judge" after spending 6 hours gossiping & talking shit
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no x
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this divaaaaaaa
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this is about to revolutionise my living room
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would like to announce that I too am definitely 6 foot 3. thank you.
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we should change to this
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lmfaooo. well done, residents of this street !
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i’m sorry but “wannabe-bigtime, smalltime shit-talking, bothersome, irritating, immature motherfuckers” …is a spectacular burn, he read them to absolute FILTH 😭😭😂
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we used to be a proper country
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can’t believe i missed this
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have I peaked?
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could be us…
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rare good news update
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so this is the exact energy i bring to the club
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enjoying some fresh air on my little mental health walk
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this exact vibe, he’s already winning
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still one of the greatest headlines of all time
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Harry dressing like LGBT people in 2025
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“in my slut era”
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nothing irritates me more than this. just say 👏 what 👏 you 👏 need 👏 to 👏 say 👏
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how is this real 💀
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This guy wants Donald Trump to make England great again by making it America
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“hey would you mind just h- me for two hours:
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deleting that paragraph and just replying ‘ok’
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mood: elizabeth taylor being asked if she has any plans to get married
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mood
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Me, 5 minutes into doing literally anything:
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opening up to people
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this is what i pay my internet bill for
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five coffees no lunch
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👍
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exes in your dms when they notice you doing well
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“yes i am an animal between the sheets”
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me after saying “it’s not my place to say…”
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lmfao talk shows in the early 00s were UNHINGED my jaw is on the fu*king floor…
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seeing motivational posts from people you know are toxic af in real life
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no body: the two most powerful and dangerous men in America on a random Thursday:
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happy pride month x
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“we listen and don’t judge” meanwhile me:
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