i am so so so seated for charli’s upcoming movie The Moment. the trailer just dropped and it looks great!

this was the pie by the way 😋

fell asleep at 7, woke up at 2, started getting ready for work at 4, got into the office at 540 🙃 save me caffeine, save me

i got home, smoked a joint and immediately started aggressively cleaning my entire place. now i’m going to enjoy a mini pumpkin pie that i bought at a cafe in my office building 😋

messaging me (during working hours) out of the blue after 6 months with an ominous “our falling off still haunts me” and sending a “okay noted” passive aggressive-ass follow up text when i don’t reply in a few hours is a surefire way to piss me the fuck off

on this the last day of my sickness i played through the entirety of kirby and the forgotten land and it was so unbelievably cute and visually pleasing, i am so happy but also very sad to be done. please give me recs for similar games 🥹

sipping hot bone broth on my balcony watching the rain and then listening to LUX while i take a hot shower and hack up the last bits of this cold.. i am reborn ✨

it’s still broken 🙃🙃🙃 gonna kms

blew my nose too hard and almost set off my vertigo 😵‍💫 the bathroom started to tilt and i just sat down immediately 😅 no head injuries for me thank youuu

fixed a broken toilet (after 3 separate tries) and fingers crossed this time is the last but tbh i’m feeling very masc about it 🙂‍↕️

i think listening to LUX while out hiking in the wilderness would actually fix me

also have to shout out the new rosalia album and the new robyn song. so sooo good. i’m musically content rn 😌

chains of love might actually save my life

replaying these two charli songs from the wuthering heights soundtrack over and over until i die thanks

someone come rub my back pls 🥺 and make me tea, and make this cold go away 🤧

feeling sick again after just getting over a cold two weeks ago which is causing me to reschedule a date with a cute guy 🥲 so hoping i can kick this shit quick

i think it’s time for a re-read of IT 🎈🤡

been thinking of amending my ‘no more nudes’ decision to ‘no more nudes that include my face’.. much to consider 🤔

morning workout had me feeling myself afterward 😜

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at least corporate bathrooms have great lighting ✌🏽

i know it’s still a Bad App™️ filled with bots and scammers, but getting an adblocker app has made grindr a LOT less irritating to use without paying a stupid amount for the xtra upgrade (that’s monthly!!), and the adblocker was a one-time payment 🙌🏽

bicep’s still there

also i was hanging with a new fwb at his house (the one i cried in front of) and pretty sure he wants to have a threesome with the guy who rents one of his rooms out, which i am very much looking forward to 😋

finally got fucked in a way that drove me wild 🫠 that medium dick hits like crazy

ah- and i really mean this- wooo

i wanted doodle bob to me hoy my minoy

it’s hard out here for a werefag

heading to a halloween party, might fuck around and turn into a werewolf later 😋

it’s giving “i frew up”

how i plan on joining my team’s morning meeting today. happy halloween, y’all 🎃

hooked up with a guy yday & ended up staying to hangout naked in his backyard smoking weed. he played me a tori amos song & it made me think of a year-long toxic situationship that ended a month ago & ended up crying like a putz. i got it together quick but crying did feel great lol got pizza after

telling people at work that i’m not shaving this week for my halloween costume. it’s true, but i’m also reveling in the laziness.

Friday Part 6 while i do laundry and prepare for the week 😌

new brooke candy (SWANS) and slayyyter (CRANK) are sending me to into the atmosphere 🫨

demi’s new album was whelming on first listen but i’m growing to love it. some of the songs definitely feel a little too relevant and hurtful rn too (sorry to myself, before i knew you)

was having a sex dream and right as i was about to start sucking on a big beautiful dick my alarm went off 🥺😭

is there anything sluttier than a gay man scorned?

hot tub sunrise in the desert, ain’t nothin’ like it (please take me back)

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treating myself to a solo weekend in palm springs has so far proven to be a very good decision! i’m crossfaded and tanning poolside in the desert. what more could i ask for?

i decided to delete all of my nudes from this site and don’t plan on posting any more. just a heads up if you followed me for that reason ✌🏽

going to see weapons in theaters with my roomie because she hasn’t seen it yet, i’m so glad it’s still playing!

it’s my birthday and i’ll hike high if i want to ☺️

i tried playing doom but kept dying so i opted for something more relaxing :)

sucked a dick between meetings this morning and now i’m off work watching return of the living dead part 2 :) it’s been a good day

my coworker told me the white building looks like a dick and balls. maybe that’s why i keep taking pictures of it

i’m here again to plead my case that Nettles by Ethel Cain is one of the most beautiful songs ever made

finally got to suck my dom’s dick after too long and literally right after he left i get a teams message from HR - when i tell you my heart rate skyrocketed lmao like was my camera on?? but it wasn’t about me and i wasn’t in the office when it happened so 🤷🏽‍♂️