Saquon gets jumped out of DarkState, catches a DarkState Bomb through the announcement desk, then proceeds to EAT BOOKER AND VIC’S CANDY!! This guy… #WWENXT

It’s like they forgot to have Mason Rook kill Kam earlier, so here he is to hit the BBBB (Big Boy Buckle Bomb) #WWENXT

I’m sorry, but Tate Wilder looks like he used to host Attack of the Show #WWENXT

Tatum and Lizzy bringing the graps #WWENXT

Kelani Jordan says she’s never had an NXT Title match. She’s had three on house shows. Tiffany Stratton beat her. Jacy Jayne beat her twice. She’s also fumbled the ball in multiple contender matches. #WWENXT

Welp, start the clock on Leon Slater to NXT

Fabian Aichner (Giovanni Vinci) is now in TNA, showing up after Cedric Alexander beats Leon Slater for the X belt #TNAiMPACT

Drake… nooooo stooopppp

I want a match between Naraku and Keanu Carver, just so I can hear Booker T say “No Roku” versus “Keenew Carver” #WWENXT

The cost of gas is through the roof. The cost of groceries is through the roof. We're in a war in Iran with no signs of end. Pedophiles are being excused. This administration is now running propaganda ads touting - you can quit smoking by using flavored vapes. I didn't make that up.

Boo!! #WWEBacklash

Watch, they’re gonna lock fan voting for the John Cena Classic to Club WWE members only #WWEBacklash

John Cena out here creating “I want 5-star bangers!”, the PLE #WWEBacklash

People asking for one more match from Cena. Like, you see that man? He’s dropping all his muscle mass #WWEBacklash (Looks like he’s making the Cena Invitational Tournament permanent)

That had big “I’m hanging em up” energy from Asuka #WWEBacklash

Just want to point out: with WWE putting matches on ESPN, the actual “PLE” portion on the app consists of three matches, likely to total about 60 minutes of in-ring action. They’ve somehow figured out a way to make PLE’s have even less wrestling. #WWEBacklash

Who would’ve thought in a match between Danhausen, Kit Wilson, the Miz, and about a half dozen Minihausens, the one guy who played the match straight would be… Danhausen #WWEBacklash

There’s gotta be an Omoshausen at the end of this gag, right? #WWEBacklash

Minihausen… at least he’s getting over. Nothing can make the fans hate you more than punching a midget in the face #Backlash

Oh lordt #Smackdown

Nah if this turns into a home going for the Gingerbread Man #Smackdown

Danhausen over there creating Stefan Urquelle #Smackdown

Jade and the Takeover - heel trio of ladies Fatal Influence - heel trio of ladies Liv, Raquel, and Roxanne - heel trio of ladies ROAR Records - heel trio of ladies I sense a pattern here #Smackdown

I mean, the Gingerbread Man funeral is bonkers, but photoshopping him into famous events in WWE history is hilarious #Smackdown

Sami’s in one of those movies where he’s the one guy who’s aware that everyone and everything around him is batshit crazy #Smackdown

They really need to put that belt on Jacob #Smackdown

Lei Ying Lee brought the Knockouts belt back to TNA, beating Arianna Grace. NXT no longer holds any TNA championships #TNAiMPACT

Mason Rook getting the Roy Kent treatment from the crowd “He’s here! He’s there! He’s every fucking where!” #WWENXT

We’ll be seeing that audio tech on Botchamania real soon #WWENXT

Jaida Parker bout to get that Shooter training #WWENXT

NOAM DAR!! #WWENXT

Myka Lockwood. Lady Legasus. #WWENXT

Naraku. It means “Hell” #WWENXT

Boston got packed up in a Game 7 at home. Welp

Jacob needs to beat Roman. #Smackdown

Trick Williams is so good, he made me feel sympathy for the damn Gingerbread Man #Smackdown

#Smackdown needs to hurry up and go back to 2 hours, because we don’t need Sami Zayn talking to the Gingerbread Man for 5 minutes anymore

Not Sami Zayn beating up a Gingerbread Man costume and Trick Williams coming to make the save and throwing up the X… for the costume. #Smackdown

See, this right here is why we need Jacob to beat Roman. Jacob and Royce (and probably Tama) squading up in one corner, with MFT in another, and Roman and the Usos in another. Roman beating Jacob ruins that. #Smackdown

Royce Keys single-handedly keeping Angel and Berto employed #Smackdown

Gunther didn’t forget about that Royal Rumble #SmackDown

Nothing would screw up this Bloodline Westeros Saga quite like Roman beating Jacob. A strapped up Jacob would actually create interesting chaos between the factions. But no, they’re gonna screw it all up because there’s no vision beyond Roman. #Smackdown

Yo Danhausen is fucking Bugs Bunny I can’t #Smackdown

If Jacy Jayne is gonna be the powder keg that leads us to Charlotte versus Rhea, then she’s already worth having around #Smackdown

If you know nothing about Fatal Influence, just know that, as nice as she is in the ring, Jacy Jayne might be the weakest of the whole group. Fallon Henley and Lainey Reid are the truth. #Smackdown

Man that extra year for Jacy Jayne in NXT did wonders for her whole shit #Smackdown

Sheez the Atlanta Hawks must’ve had cruise tickets lined up

Shiloh bout to bury Ricky Saints next to Blakey #WWENXT

Zaria out here sending Sol Ruca to her Gommage #WWENXT

A Lizzy Rain shirt with her cracking someone with the Thunderstruck would be a money machine #WWENXT