Cody is out here crying man tears for all of us #WWESNME

They bout to set the seats on fire on Triple H. Just a monumentally bad year of booking for him. #WWESNME

John Cena gave up. Christmas is canceled. #WWESNME

If John Cena wins this match with a Lightning Fist, I will immediately buy a John Cena title belt #WWESNME

Yeah, that old school wrestling match feel that Jim Cornette talks about? This is it right here #WWESNME

Joe Hendry and Ron Cena! You gotta love it. #WWESNME

Shawn Michaels and the whole NXT crew should be proud - them mufuggas showed OUT tonight #WWESNME

The rocket has been strapped to Sol Ruca’s back

Oba Femi makes Drew McIntyre look kinda small. That’s how big that man is. No bread. No water. Just MEAT!

Y'all, Jesse Ventura is in the building for John Cena's last match with a cape out durag and a biker beard

The new content drop for Expedition 33 - the Thank You Update. - New music - New Endless Tower fights - Photo mode - New area www.expedition33.com/post/thank-y...

Hey mom, the new Expedition 33 content just dropped. I need you to come pick me up. #TheGameAwards

You know, there’s a whole lot of kung fu in this new Mario movie… just sayin #TheGameAwards

Total War Warhammer 40K!?! Someone check on Henry Cavill #TheGameAwards

Jennifer English in the crowd is the Game Awards “Taylor Swift Cam” #TheGameAwards

Hogwarts Legacy is free in the Epic Games Store. The Epic Games Store has crashed.

Cody Rhodes throwing a flash kick with a Guile haircut. It has been seen.

Yeah, that Divinity trailer was, uhh, something I don’t think I can watch again #TheGameAwards

Every time I see Supergiant Games winning awards, I’m reminded that Greg Kasavin started out as the best reviewer Gamespot ever had #TheGameAwards

So yeah, that Cardi B and Nicki Minaj feud? Cardi won.

If you told me Steve Cohen bought the Mets to use as a Trojan horse to get a casino, I’d believe you If you told me the Yankees were run by AI, I’d believe you Yay, New York baseball!

I believe I had that. Je’Von jumped the line #WWENXT

So who’s fucking this match: Trick Williams or a Ricky Saints heel turn? #WWENXT

Republicans are so good at governing, affordability is so yesterday’s news. They’re all about… fonts being DEI Fuck

Jacy Jayne talks too damn much like girl let someone else speak #WWENXT

I’ve seen enough: Oba Femi needs to beat Cody Rhodes clean. #WWENXT

So if Je’Von beats Oba tonight (not gonna happen cuz Tony D’Angelo is gonna kill someone, but still…), do we get Je’Von vs Cody on Saturday? #WWENXT

Tatum is going to single-handedly murder Shawn Spears and the other guy. Girl is unhinged. #WWENXT

There are microplastics in food, which I'm absolutely positive is a health risk, but the government won't do jack shit about that. Instead, they're gonna follow pseudo science, because it's too hard to punish corporations for poisoning our food. Oh, and they're gonna take away your health care.

Scott Cawthon should not be writing movies

For you tin foil hats: Seth Rollins’ arm is out of the sling, but makes a point to show that he can’t raise his arm to shoulder-height and “can’t climb a cage”

While you weren’t looking, Joe Hendry has been added to the WWE roster #WWENXT www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt...

I don’t know what’s worse: that the NXT crowd does not give a FUCK about what Izzi has to say, or that Izzi has ZERO connection with the fans and is just running her script #WWENXT

Just a reminder: Alina Habba likely only got her job because her law office was down the street from a golf course

You know Derry is a terrible place to live if Charlotte is like “We’re going back to Shreveport TOMORROW”

El Grande Seth Rollins just stomped out CM Punk #SurvivorSeries

Nah they’re trying hard to cover for Brock Lesnar leaving the cage and fucking up the whole match #SurvivorSeries

I can’t with those Brock Lesnar legs #SurvivorSeries

This guy Jey Uso ain’t serious #SurvivorSeries

I have a feeling that, at some point, those middle ropes are going bye-bye for a Bron Breakker double ring mega spear #SurvivorSeries

Of course, IYO has herself a trash can shirt now #SurvivorSeries

New Charlotte Flair merch just dropped #SurvivorSeries

I was about ready to say Charlotte Flair was gonna clear the night with best fit, then my girl Stephanie Vaquer came out with the prismatic fit looking like a war goddess #SurvivorSeries

New WWE X BAPE collection. The Stone Cold shirt is already virtually sold out #SurvivorSeries

New Roman Reigns X BAPE shirt #SurvivorSeries

Cody Rhodes has a new BAPE shirt #SurvivorSeries

Why, of course AJ Lee and Liv Morgan have new merch dropping tonight #SurvivorSeries

ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR TINY CHIEF, JOHN CENA!! #SurvivorSeries

It goes without saying that Charlotte Flair’s gear tonight is GOATED #SurvivorSeries

Trick Williams and Lash Legend are engaged.