If John Cena is gonna go out doing other people’s moves, I want to see him do these five: 1. Torture Rack 2. Stone Cold Stunner 3. Devil’s Kiss 4. Spinaroonie 5. Sol Snatcher

There is NO WAY that Stephanie Vaquer is anything less than Number One on the PWI 250 this year

We got denied the chance to go stabby stabby on the klan because some musty white people can’t accept reality www.pcgamer.com/games/ubisof...

Ethan Page you goddamn murderer #WWENXT

The NXT crowd is absolutely unhinged tonight #WWENXT

Booker T out here giggity gigging dude’s unhinged #WWENXT

Hey someone tell these ladies this is an elimination match we finna be here all night #WWENXT

Osiris Griffin… had a rough night yeesh #WWENXT

Calling it now: Hank and Tank will take the NXT belts from the Hardy’s… eventually #NXT

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man whiff on a leg drop before yikes #NXT

CM Punk knowing Seth Rollins has a make-or-break match in Australia this Saturday #WWERAW

We got graps from Maxxine Dupri my gawd #WWERAW

I did a little non-scientific research on Game Pass: Of the 31 highest-rated games of 2025 on OpenCritic, these games are currently playable on Game Pass: Expedition 33 Hollow Knight Silksong Blue Prince Monster Train 2 Citizen Sleeper 2 You tell me if that's worth $30/month to play on DAY ONE.

It's 2025 and I'm over here thinking Taylor Swift has bops... Dafuq timeline are we living in???

"I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger" Taylor Swift is wildin

Cardi is about to knock Nicki out

Colbert on Kimmel Kimmel on Colbert Happening at the same time.

If you’re still wondering why Kelani Jordan has the TNA belt, take a look at her Showdown team and realize that’s about the best TNA has besides Tessa Blanchard and Indi Hartwell #WWENXT

Yo turn on your tv sets… Je’Von Evans and Leon Slater are about to team up #WWENXT

Lainey Reid but the team on her back doe with a broken fucking leg to take out Lola at No Mercy like she Meg Jennings Fuck you, Gumby. #WWENXT

The Yankees having bases loaded with nobody out and getting the door shut on them by Aroldis Chapman sounds like a cruel joke

When Mamdani is mayor, that piss poor join the NYPD commercial with the scratching is going away. Bout damn time.

So we’re just not gonna address who knocked out Lola??? #WWENXT

Tomorrow will mark 1 year since a white guy last held the NXT championship (Ethan Page). The N in #NXT stands for…

So… is Bad Bunny gonna bring out Booker T at the Super Bowl???

Sami Zayn seeing Oba Femi is now available for a visit to Smackdown #NXTNoMercy

I swear, half the time I need subtitles turned on when Booker T talks… and I still won’t know what he said #NXTNoMercy

I’ll say it again: it ain’t a Invasion if one squad doesn’t acknowledge the other #NXTNoMercy

The Je’Von Evans cutter makes me never want to see the Cody Cutter ever again like that boy out there creating posters #NXTNoMercy

At Bound for Glory: Leon Slater vs Je’Von Evans for the X Division title Je’Von having himself a good night #Wrestlesky

So in the last week, we got: - TNA invades NXT - NXT doesn’t respond on Impact - Kelani goes and wins the Knockouts belt the very next night It’s not a war if the other side doesn’t acknowledge you. #Wrestlesky

Kelani Jordan is the new TNA Knockouts World Champion!! The TNA belt is back in NXT #Wrestlesky

OK, can this be the end of Nia Jax Michin B-Fab Like, I’m past done with seeing any of them on my TV #Smackdown

Damian Priest gets kicked in the face for his birthday Bitches be trippin #Smackdown

Yall if you’ve never seen Je’Von Evans, just know that the boy is BOUNCY. Like, “jumps out the gym” BOUNCY #Smackdown

Someone forgot to tell Drew McIntyre you can’t head butt a Samoan #Smackdown

Nah, you gotta give me Zaria versus Alexa Bliss now, just so I can see Alexa get F5’d into oblivion #Smackdown

When’s Nikki Cross gonna wrestle again? Like, having her in the mix would be better than match number 872 featuring Michin/B-Fab or Nia Jax, right? #Smackdown

Jazmyn bout to cost Jacy the belt, and the TNA Invasion is about to hit the fan #WWENXT

If I’m Tylenol, I’m prepping a trillion dollar defamation lawsuit against the federal government And I can’t believe this shit government has me rooting for big pharma

So, Stephanie Vaquer is the Female Wrestler of the Year, right? Like, there’s no argument to be made for anyone else.

This is like, what, only the third time we’ve seen Cody since he beat John Cena? #Smackdown

Wayment… if Fraxiom didn’t get jumped by the Brons, who were they about to have a match with that apparently just got canceled? #Smackdown

This is the most intelligent R Truth has ever been, and it was to be a shill for ESPN #Smackdown

Corey Graves after catching two F5s #Smackdown

HIM is definitely an allegory for the plight of the young superstar QB about to hit the league, and one that people should be writing sports-based think pieces on like they do with the Jordan Peele DIRECTED films

There’s been a Ridge Holland sighting in TNA

Lune was right. #blackskygamers

Finn put a little extra on that coup de grâce #WWENXT

Trick versus Oba NEXT WEEK Title for Title. Then Ricky gets next. That mean Santana gets a match for both belts? And is Santana bout to be NXT champ? And is there a WWE Draft coming soon? Interesting stuff percolating #WWENXT