I asked my welsh friend how many sexual partners he's had. He started counting but fell asleep

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You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.

I once knew a roadie who was romainian i also knew a czech one,two.

All men are different, but if there is something we all do the same its petting a dog in a way that sounds like you're slapping an old wooden boat, either on the back or side of the dog.

What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking she's gonna eat me!