Someone painted Cosmo's face and called him a poodle.

Ahoy Bluskees Jan 26 is Australia Day (invasion day to the indigenous people) celebrating the arrival of the first fleet of convicts in 1788. Bit different from America’s Pilgrims. Cosmo spent some time Down Under as an extra on Croc Dundee and a comfort animal for dame Edna. Goodonyas Ozzies.

Ahoy Blueskees. Are your Chakras chafing? Your asanas all blocked up? Is your kundalini still pulling on the leash? Good. Grab your yoga mat, slip into something comfy and get ready to twist, stretch and grind your way back into psychic alignment. It's Cosmo's Yoga retreat.

Ahoy Bluskees . Cosmo is staying home today. He wants a Peace Prize too. He’s not going anywhere until he gets one. We have explained how the whole selection process works. He doesn’t care. He’s not gonna play with his other toys, go for a walk. Or anything. Does anyone have a spare?

Happy holidays to you as well Joy.

Ahoy there Blueskees and happy days to you. Cosmo has a very busy day. The washing is all done. Now it’s time to fold and put away. Hey! A little help over here. Whatever you do, Stay waggy.

Good morning Blueskees, yogis and downwards facers. Cosmo with another yoga session. This pose is called “dog and pony show.” It’s easy. Lie on your side. Pretend you’re a horse and use your front paws to gallop. Will get laughs!

“The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.” Jacques Yves Cousteau “Never drop your tennis ball over the edge of the boat. “ Cosmo the shaggy dog.

Ahoy Jokesters. Jimmy’s back. Yay. And the Joke’s on Disney and a few other folks ("That's a Nice TV license. Don't want nuffin to happen to it, now) Cosmo went back on the comedy circuit in support of the funny people being told to “Sit!” Cosmo’s observational material is a bit ruff. Onya people!

“Ach, ‘tis a wee tune Cosmo the shaggy dog picked up in the Highlands — bit o’ barkin’, bit o’ jiggin’, and just enough wind tae clear the air around the trouse.

Cosmo the shaggy dog is not a fan of his own voice!