How do you compete against someone who is super human? Or doping? #panyagua

Your friendly #TourdeFrance guide. You’re welcome!

Cycling friends - let’s help ‘Chellce’ with her survey. Thanks muchly! www.instagram.com/reel/DK9HNH5...

So so true!

Don’t ride your bike. But feel free to injure the young and the old.

It blew up.

My sleuthing suggests he is the one who threw the bottle at MVDP.

The last person to utterly dominate cycling like this was Lance Armstrong. Just saying…

Haha! It’s satirical but sadly very true 😂

Yup.

Seeing 85kg on Jan 1 was a wake up. I had a year of illness last year - pericarditis, 2 chest infections, full on flu and strep throat. So decided to make the most of now feeling ok. So far so good - 5kg lost in 2025, would love to lose 5 more but realistically 2-3. 6am turbo sessions!

A song that is 42 years old and yet could have been written today. Trump nailed. Picture it now, see just how The lies and deceit gained a little more power Confidence taken in By a suntan and a grin The grabbing hands grab all they can All for themselves, after all youtu.be/1t-gK-9EIq4?...

Who did the Tangerine Spunktrumpet want dead then?

If you own a Swasticar and don’t plan on selling it then feel free to block and or unfollow me. Thanks. #FuckTesla

What a weird approach. His head is so deep in the sand he can’t see the issue is TOO MANY PEOPLE MAKING UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS IN CARS.

National Socialist anyone?

It screams ‘I don’t want to be here’.

Great gig last night. The original may be a man down and long disbanded but I can highly recommend the tribute band The Smyths!

Back to the Future is the best trilogy. That’s my hill. Godfather: 2/3 Indiana Jones: 2/3 They don’t make them like they used to.

Totally and utterly irresponsible journalism form the Daily Mail. This disgusts me.

I had my first ever matcha latte today!! I also had my last ever matcha latte. 🤢🤮

I’m a winner!!! How many bikes can I buy? Now just need to dig out my bank details and passport info.

Work to be done….its a start given I was 84.7kg on Jan 1. Getting a 30 min turbo in before I commute to work will hopefully help. The fish and chips tonight won’t 😂

Me examining a new follower

X is rotten to the core.

Americans: Whenever there is some kind of press conference, the speaker always has a cast of thousands standing behind them. It’s endemic and something we don’t have here in the UK. What are these people doing and why does this happen? It’s weird.

Liverpool’s response to Musk wanting to buy their club. Fair play 👏👏👏

Yup

Yup😂

Hedging my bets…

Age is but a number. I remember all these!

Why do we have a fixation on the motor industry for increasingly larger screens??? Shouldn’t drivers be looking at the road?

I’m slightly overwhelmed by the lovely replies about Bootsie. Thank you - knowing you are not alone means a lot 🐈‍⬛🐾🐾🐾❤️

It’s funny how pets have such a grip on your emotions. Today we sent Bootsie to cat heaven. 16.5 years with us, he was the perfect loving, loyal and caring moggie. We are heartbroken 💔

I’m off to a slow start

When you may have slightly overdone the chocolate…

Makes me smile every year 😂 Happy new year X-ers!

Elon rewriting history? Who woulda thunk it?

Just so we are clear on the school fees VAT thing: Parents are not paying twice for a state school place and private education. Singles, elderly, childless couples, all pay the same taxes.Choosing private education is purchasing a luxury product for advantage. You privilege is buying advantage.

Brake checked at 65mph because I flashed him as he was hogging the outside lane. The standard of driving can be truly awful at times.

Raiders of the Lost Ark now on C4. Cracking film.

He really is an odious shite. www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-ta...

Double espresso (decaf natch) to kick off the day. Merry Christmas all you lovely strangers!

So Gavin and Stacey comes to an end. Given I’ve never watched a single episode it’s a meh from me.

This is the most ridiculous thing ever and also the best ever use of LinkedIn.

A turning point this week. For the first time in my life I gave up trying to get a tyre on a wheel and took it to my LBS. Outcome - different tyres. Anyone want an unused pair of 700c/28 Conti 4 Seasons? Bargain price!

Nothing would surprise me😂😂