lmao i think everyone forgot to tell me im closing the building tonight 😌

im gonna be sick they approved the purchase i wanted to make and now i have a dozen less things to worry about at work for now omg

putting the max player counts in game night polls seems to help!

if anyone wants to write an article about how expensive and exhausting i am to deal with, please just tell me to go away. im so good at going away. do not make me find out on the internet that you wanted me to go away. i will do it on my own, for you, as repayment. we will part ways as strangers.

beginning to realize that all the fun femme cuts i want probably won't look good with a full beard. im gonna have to get the sides short if im keeping the beard (i am)

do YOU want to know which licenses a user has on Microsoft 365 over Powershell?? hope you like reference tables because oh my god lmao learn.microsoft.com/en-us/entra/...

mozzarella stick! in the chicken fries

i would eat poptart crust forever

9/11 fire marshals agree: sometimes you need to shoot a mother fucker to death before they get to start a fire

Gemini just changed my voice text from Sounds good! Have fun into Sounds good. Have fun. and im so mad. it didn't even preview right

update: waiting to hear about jailtime for the listener that requested the print now that its resolved

i kinda love AI in search engines?? because when it starts responding, i know i entered the right search terms and can scroll right down to the results

im gonna source and fly a kite this season

i hope the treasury sends each of us one of those new $250 bills to test out

omg it's a shared mailbox stop requesting a password it isn't going to work babe

inline buttonsssssss

i wish clipping jumpers was still a viable method for giving a device the zoomies

ADHD is great because i have to live every second and think every thought before i do any thing every time.

how many steps does it take for y'all to get to work for the day? 25 (:

i do not want what im reading tailored to my tastes and experiences, i want to see what the asshole on the keyboard wanted me to see

horrified to discover books get updates ??

prolific poster's podcast pilfers picture

hey if your boss is asking for drugs maybe find an intermediary so you don't go to jail when his heart implodes

i have been on the internet too long to talk to normal people, they simply do not have the experience to keep up with my bullshit

comparing GenAI to fucking someone and taking credit for the work of making a baby is very funny and i hope anyone who thinks it is cool gets their shit kicked flat

luv 2 beg the bosses for money for the tools to do my job if only i was courting customers and not *checks notes* protecting the company those customers might spend their money with

Bro I swear you will make so much money if you adopted the union and worked to make your teams happy

ask me for money ever fucking again

love finding out a line from a song i adore was probably written hundreds of years ago and known by everyone who is even a little more read than i

United States Mutant Ninja Turtles are trending again

seeing that doctoroz has an island home somewhere makes me wonder if all those rich people gave up on pursuing children, or have just switched venues?

NBC: INSPIRING! an unelected leader of this country who does not believe in germs or body autonomy forcefully demonstrates abstinence to a pair of actively fucking snakes and gets bit for the effort

there are so many ways for your Internet and Telcom provider to find out who you are. especially if you mention them from your account while home. please. they have access to everything that exists on the hardware by default. this includes your job, the coffee shop, the VPN company with dope rates

according to cortana, Ponts are configuration bridges? something between versions, like a staging area for settings that are new enough to be outside mainstream use. > This parameter is part of Exchange’s Pont (Point of New) configuration system, which controls what new features are shown to users

| -NewEnabledPonts | Applicable: Exchange Online | | This parameter is available only in the cloud-based service. | | {{ Fill NewEnabledPonts Description }} *nodding*

playing around with fallout 76 and was having a ball until i switched from the pipboy to the map and then lost the ability to focus my eyes or use any items or defend myself at all

idk what this is or if i can eat it but the drink is good

trying not to look at any news cause I'm doing a four hour drive and don't need anything new to ruminate over

it's so casual

big travel day so i am obviously too distraught to move forward

ynltmnd

I want to get fucked up and bullshit around a fire

ooo he mad

who the fuck is Bill Delay

weird how i use this site so much i hadn't heard of it until this post these people were hacked? how? did they have 2fa? was it an atproto exploit? are they getting phished via loging into predatory apps?

fan is short for fanatic: a pejorative for enthusiastic consumers fandom is short for fanatic dominion: a place those enthusiasts govern

i think maybe spending $818 million for advertising when news orgs and every marginally political streamer or creator was covering 2024's most important election of our lives was a bit of an oversight. maybe even reckless? if not corrupt.

lot of blame and responsibility leveled towards the unnamed 'author' of this report

ooo i qualified for a Sephora credit card

you motherfuckers need to learn how to talk shit without trying to ruin someone's life