it's so funny meeting a shop manager who doesn't drive stick, like how did you get here

it should be legal to put a pickaxe through the hood of any car turning without a signal

plap plap plap plap

oh my god the NTSB is BIG mad 🙏

I need to talk to more sex workers about this. Hmu pls [email protected]

Dylan M. Taylor, a Senior DevOps Engineer at Credit Genie, pushed age verification PRs to systemd, Ubuntu, & Arch. He collaborated with two Microsoft employees to merge it. Lennart Poettering then personally blocked the revert & allowed the PR through. The surveillance state runs on unpaid simps.

help the theft engine economy is crashing

im gonna set my photobooth up by the stop sign one day and do prints for anyone who asks. i'll put out a jar, make a little cash, maybe push the town to expand sidewalks or make it one-way etc. they won't safe the street, but they'll sURE get mad im taking pics of everyone blowing the signs lmao

i live on a busy street with a ton of pedestrian traffic and zero sidewalks. cops and ice cream trucks and busses all blow the stops signs as fast as the bikes do, but the difference is we all hear the bikes, and we get out of eachother's way. the four wheelers do not share tho, won't even pretend.

like?? you silly fuck, the squids know where you live now. don't even ask who those bikes brapp for, they brapps for thee.

if you step out in front of a motorcycle without a plan to kill the rider and hide the evidence: do not do it. you are not equipped to win a fight with someone who chooses to not immediately run you over or ride away

those tsa kids look like they're about to get on the fortnite battle bus

epic could probably fire one dude and right the ship but 🤷‍♀️ "... Tim Sweeney saying that losses may total more that $1 billion in the four years after Apple kicked Fortnite off the iOS app store for purposefully violating its policies. ..." www.forbes.com/sites/paulta...

don't forget to wear comfortable shoes to the convention center, you'll be walking around a lot! sure it ruins the aesthetic, but your feet will thank you! besides, you can always put your tac-boots on just for the cosplay contest!

no, AI can not end the need for clinical trials. what are you talking about, we can barely get this stuff to count letters right now?? no other technology sells it self so dishonestly i swear.

betting my bippy a bunch of those notetaking and scheduling plugins are facilitating this kind of access. bigooooof

installed a nice big digital clock in my office and now i can just...stress about the normal flow of time without looking at a screen (besides the one i'm looking at before i check the time)

"it's a big but disruptive move" because most big moves are not disruptive *nods*

i really wanna say it today ._.

they beckon, do you jump in?

if you can't reference the man by name im pretty sure he wasn't important enough to have killed, come on dude.

tomscott is back on his touring bullshit \o/

found a brand new unscuffed screw in my tire #blessed

once again reminding anyone planning to come here for the world cup to Not. just don't. Footy it isn't worth having some asshole finger you and your phone for anti-american sentiments.

airplanes running into shit while landing is happening so often now we don't even fucking panic about it. runway incursions are typically rARE and UNEVENTFUL. and yET??

we got the worst trained highest funded monsters available to create chaos and uncertainty inside the airports, while rEFUSING the fund operational services enough to keep the busiest airports in the nation running safely. preventable and WAY less likely to happen when towers are staffed CORRECTLY

they're going to the airports because there are less people, guns, and cars there. it's so they can abuse people freely, and then charge anyone who steps sideways with some bullshit terrorism charge for assaulting a federal shithead in an airport.

at Dunkin drive thru just now: "heyyyy honey, just wanna make sure but he rang you up for SIX shots of ESPRESSO in your extra large hot coffee, no milk, is that right? I thought 'noooo way', you'd be buzzing!" she just saved my fucking life 🙏 lmaoooo

reminder for others who need to cancel peacock now that the Olympics are done 😌

working with technology (general/legacy) means that almost every hobby and interest i have is something i need to do at work

i have a burning desire to spend money i don't have, on technology im barely qualified to operate, to solve a problem i do not anticipate on having

twitter blue atproto cross posting when

‘dear rax, my writing group kicked me out for sending them my AI memoir’ www.patreon.com/posts/153531...

it seems a second f35 has struck airborne munitions

Chuck Norris is popular online and i just put $40 worth of gas in my Civic, time to get on rizon and !amp some Greenday about it

old enough to have printed several versions of george%20carlinisms.txt to share in the school cafeteria

casually asked my address bar "is it spring yet"

Chuck Norris died so we're about to find out where we spent our time online in the 00s

night chores

LEE: I asked Chairman Comer, if Pam Bondi did not come, would he force her to or if he would move for contempt hearings as he did for other people who did not respond to our subpoena? Instead of answering as an adult, he said that I was “bitching”

i need to bring more coffee to work time moves too slow without it

high as i am exhausting 😌

y'all know you just... don't have to keep liars around, right? once you know someone's gonna lie to get what they want, just fucking cut 'em off. they'll eat you alive otherwise. friends, family, bosses, politicians... it's not a single time use tool. liars lie. they know who lets out the line.

tumblr is so cool you can yell about their fuckups and the webmaster doesn't waffle anyone over it

i'm in the dishwasher watching you kiss her OoooOOOooOOOOOoOhhhhh!!!!

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this might be the first time i've seen a NYer talk up historical Irish plight without sandwiching it between incredibly racist bullshit. (im a Long Islander)

im so excited, after asking the whole world for help unfucking the situation the US created, we're like a week away from license plate-based alternative day fueling

what are we hiding down there, is this atlantis

im still kinda scared of looking too closely at the ocean on google maps. like, what if it looks back??