Does Pink send everyone like 2-3 coupons a month or is it just our house? 💸

This place is cool and all but things were simple with a top 8 and a profile song and that’s it.

Are we tucking our socks into our leggings or leggings into our socks? Signed, out of touch millennial.

Does anyone else over think the underwear you wear to a doc appt? I’m a professional over thinker.

It’s -5°. Why is that even a thing?

Hot take: you don’t need to floss daily. I floss twice a week, use a water flosser twice a week ish, and brush 2-3 times a day. I’m on year 5 of “keep doing what you’re doing” from the dentist. Perf teeth. Just sayin.

Update: the snow is already back and covering my drive way. Winter is dumb.

Don’t shovel snow in a short coat and leggings. I believe my ass froze off.

I cant wait for the [5, or 12, or 28, or 0] inches of snow tomorrow and the the [blizzard, or ice storm, or rain]. I’m deleting my weather app and winging it.

Ok. Starting the last season of Stranger Things. Hanging my TV upside down was difficult. I hope it’s worth it.

Some people wake up and don’t drink coffee. Isn’t that wild?

Sometimes your dog smells like ass and you don’t know if it’s from the ass or the face.

How is Spencer’s surviving?

Choreographed headbanging was peak.

Putting flavored syrup in coffee should be a crime.

Did anyone else get socks and underwear for Christmas? I get stoked for the basics.

I married into an “open presents all at the same time” family. Absolute fucking chaos.

Sometimes I forget that the cost of daycare is more than college. Lol 😭

What’s on everyone’s Christmas list? I want to judge your choices.

I can’t wait to miss the new avatar movie.

I microwaved eggs in a coffee cup today.

It’s 29° today. Time to bust out the bathing suit and enjoy the balmy weather.

My toddler really enjoys rubbing his hair on the couch to mess it all up immediately after I comb it. Cool cool cool cool.

I connected a controller to my iPad. What are the best games to play?

Labubu. Why.

Turkey is the most boring of meats.

How much coverage are boyshorts supposed to even have? I feel like I’ve got a lot hanging out back there 🤣

What’s everyone having for breakfast? I had a Twix bar and a cheese stick like a real adult.

I hate sweat pants. Am I a monster?

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Anyone else on onion boil TikTok and not mad about it?

I’ve seen Gilmore Girls all the way through more times than I’d like to admit.

People that sleep in pants: how old were you when you were diagnosed as insane?

I don’t think there’s a moment I don’t want Taco Bell at least a little.

Haley Williams is the best thing America has to offer. #williams2028

Are y’all in group 7 too? Or is it just me?

Listen. I had Halloween candy for breakfast. I’m an adult doing adult things.

Pizza with sweeter sauce. Here for it? I love it.

Ever just open up TikTok and then cry for hours watching #hopecore? Psh yeah me neither.

Breakfast pizza is the superior breakfast food.

So yesterday was #raptureday2025. How we all feeling? What’s next?

I didn’t get raptured. I think it was when I flipped off that old lady that pulled in front of me when I was 17. Dang.

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe. And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

Does anyone ever become a morning person after not being one? I’ve been workin on it for like 30 years.

Is an Apple TV subscription worth it?

Taco Bell is the best fast food. It is written.

How do I just stay in bed and have no responsibilities but still make money?

Ya ever just have an urge to fuck up a cheesy gordita crunch?

I just want to experience playing Twisted Metal on PlayStation while drinking Surge for the first time again.

Did anyone buy the iPhone Air? I wanna know how it is.