I connected a controller to my iPad. What are the best games to play?

Labubu. Why.

I’m playing call of duty and wearing a hoodie and boyshorts from Pink. I’m not sure if I’m a “bro” with that combo.

Who’s got the best Black Friday deals for the comfy clothes?

Turkey is the most boring of meats.

It’s 40° and this is what I’m wearing today. I’m sitting next to a space heater. 🤷

How much coverage are boyshorts supposed to even have? I feel like I’ve got a lot hanging out back there 🤣

What’s everyone having for breakfast? I had a Twix bar and a cheese stick like a real adult.

I hate sweat pants. Am I a monster?

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Anyone else on onion boil TikTok and not mad about it?

I’ve seen Gilmore Girls all the way through more times than I’d like to admit.

People that sleep in pants: how old were you when you were diagnosed as insane?

I don’t think there’s a moment I don’t want Taco Bell at least a little.

Haley Williams is the best thing America has to offer. #williams2028

Are y’all in group 7 too? Or is it just me?

Listen. I had Halloween candy for breakfast. I’m an adult doing adult things.

Working remote has ruined any style I had. I look like a highlighter today.

Pizza with sweeter sauce. Here for it? I love it.

Ever just open up TikTok and then cry for hours watching #hopecore? Psh yeah me neither.

Breakfast pizza is the superior breakfast food.

So yesterday was #raptureday2025. How we all feeling? What’s next?

I didn’t get raptured. I think it was when I flipped off that old lady that pulled in front of me when I was 17. Dang.

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe. And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

Does anyone ever become a morning person after not being one? I’ve been workin on it for like 30 years.

Is an Apple TV subscription worth it?

Taco Bell is the best fast food. It is written.

How do I just stay in bed and have no responsibilities but still make money?

Ya ever just have an urge to fuck up a cheesy gordita crunch?

I just want to experience playing Twisted Metal on PlayStation while drinking Surge for the first time again.

Did anyone buy the iPhone Air? I wanna know how it is.

I wear so much black and now I have an orange phone. How do I even move on from here?

Just got this obnoxious orange #iPhone17Pro in the mail. I’ve had a black iPhone since day one, so this is a bit of a change…

The only movies we need are Alien and Mean Girls. All others are sub par.

Some people wake up and don’t drink coffee. What a wild way to live.

I preordered the iphone17 Pro (orange). I am a 🐑

I need a news app that never even comes close to mentioning politics so I can know what’s going on in the world unrelated to our disaster here.

iOS 26 - Liquid Ass. I’ve had it since public beta launch and it’s just so meh.

How much dirt do you leave under your pillow for the dirt man?

TikTok ads got Me. I ordered one of those Magic John screen protectors. Dammit.

5:45am and my kid wakes up

I really could eat pizza every day forever.

Still a bop

How do we do fall year round? No more summers.

Got the new tech woven case for the iPhone 17 Pro in today. It’s actually really nice.

If you go to a hardcore show and the frontman of the band looks like an accountant, you’re about to get your teeth broken.

Making instant coffee should be a criminal offense.

How do you know you’re old? The only merch you want at a show is a poster. Anyways, how are the posters looking on the blink tour?

My toddler is at the age he’s making me things to “take to work”. I work remote and taking it to another room (my office) is “not ok”. I dunno kid.

Which new iPhone model and color are you getting if you’re getting one? I went with that purty orange.