Anyone else dread going to the doctor for any reason at all? Anxiety maxed. Gotta strip down to nothin and then assume my heart is dying and I have every ailment ever.

Ok who’s got a recommendation for a pajama set? Like matching parts. I’m bougie.

Pizza with sweeter sauce. Here for it? I love it.

Anyone got a good recommendation for comfy lounge shorts that are not baggy?

Ever just open up TikTok and then cry for hours watching #hopecore? Psh yeah me neither.

At what length does a sleep tshirt become a sleep dress. I fear buying an XL may have pushed me over the edge.

I learned that that little extra fabric piece is called a “gusset”. Look at me old and still learning things.

Breakfast pizza is the superior breakfast food.

This very bright sun is responsible for showing everyone the color and words on my undies today. Why are all my joggers made of tissues?

So yesterday was #raptureday2025. How we all feeling? What’s next?

Getting dressed for work. I work remote. Should I wear a hoodie, a hoodie, or a hoodie? And then I’m thinking either leggings orrrrr some leggings. It’s always a hard choice.

I didn’t get raptured. I think it was when I flipped off that old lady that pulled in front of me when I was 17. Dang.

Pajamas should be some sort of intentional outfit. Don’t call the 10 year old hoodie and ripped shorts pajamas lol.

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe. And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

Does anyone ever become a morning person after not being one? I’ve been workin on it for like 30 years.

Is an Apple TV subscription worth it?

Taco Bell is the best fast food. It is written.

These undies are so comfy but this waist band is like if you wrapped a rubber band in ribbon. Cmon yall.

How do I just stay in bed and have no responsibilities but still make money?

Ya ever just have an urge to fuck up a cheesy gordita crunch?

Does the shirt need to cover the booty when we wear leggings? I’m torn. 🤷

I just want to experience playing Twisted Metal on PlayStation while drinking Surge for the first time again.

Did anyone buy the iPhone Air? I wanna know how it is.

I wear so much black and now I have an orange phone. How do I even move on from here?

Just got this obnoxious orange #iPhone17Pro in the mail. I’ve had a black iPhone since day one, so this is a bit of a change…

The only movies we need are Alien and Mean Girls. All others are sub par.

Some people wake up and don’t drink coffee. What a wild way to live.

I preordered the iphone17 Pro (orange). I am a 🐑

I need a news app that never even comes close to mentioning politics so I can know what’s going on in the world unrelated to our disaster here.

iOS 26 - Liquid Ass. I’ve had it since public beta launch and it’s just so meh.

How much dirt do you leave under your pillow for the dirt man?

TikTok ads got Me. I ordered one of those Magic John screen protectors. Dammit.

5:45am and my kid wakes up

I really could eat pizza every day forever.

Still a bop

How do we do fall year round? No more summers.

Got the new tech woven case for the iPhone 17 Pro in today. It’s actually really nice.

If you go to a hardcore show and the frontman of the band looks like an accountant, you’re about to get your teeth broken.

Making instant coffee should be a criminal offense.

How do you know you’re old? The only merch you want at a show is a poster. Anyways, how are the posters looking on the blink tour?

My toddler is at the age he’s making me things to “take to work”. I work remote and taking it to another room (my office) is “not ok”. I dunno kid.

Which new iPhone model and color are you getting if you’re getting one? I went with that purty orange.

I ran out to get coffee and just now realized you can read the words on the butt of my undies through my joggers. So that’s great. 😬

I just don’t want the acoustic version of any song that wasn’t acoustic originally. Am I the bad guy?

Hey. Wear ear plugs to shows. Eargasm brand is great. - signed - constant ear ringing person.

When do we get a new Animal Crossing already??

Forgive me Gerard Way, but I have again worn articles of color and not exclusively black. I am not proud.

Not to brag, but beans room is looking pretty fly. #focusfriend

Hey let’s turn down the volume at shows. The permanent ringing in my ears is good at the volume it’s at now.

Taylor Swift announced her engagement on Tuesday. And that was the last we heard from Donald Trump.