"The Ottoman vampire empire!"

"It's not stalking it's just showing a healthy interest!"

"Naruto is also only the 12th iteration of Tai!"

"I am like an unstoppable and unnatural force, when I get mentioned, I know it!"

"If one faction in Warhammer 40k has dank memes it's the Eldar!"

"You don't want the clown to HONK!"

"Peach and Daisy: Gayship"

"Going back to that whole force fem thing"

"I'm in a useless lesbian arc!"

"Hemosexual!"

"Hunting large monsters with harpoons is universally appealing!"

"WAY OF THE NEET!"

"Apes are real, they are not a problem!"

"Nachts ist es aber auch dunkler als drinnen!"

"The sun STINKS!"

"The british suck! They conquered half the planet and couldn't even make their language the dominant one for yuri manga!"

"High pitched things happen in the dark or in private!"

"The Mona Lisa is just very slow retro anime!"

"Yukine Chris Vector"

"Vanilla ice should not be white anymore"

"Polyandere"

"The stats are stored in the ball!"

"Und jetzt müssen wir Ogremon hart misshandeln!"

"GOOGLE AGUMON HITLER!"

"Technically, football is an arena shooter"

"I am not objectifying you, I am marketing you!"

"Wars are jokes too!"

"When you're getting older half a year is like, three months"

"Why shouldn't we read Umineko again? We also watched Naruto at least 5 times!"

"Sauron is a cuck"

*sings* "In my dungeon, the darkest dungeon, the succubi scream tonight~"

"Skibidi Skeeto, I'm going to the toilet because I eat a cheeto!"

"How am I supposed to enjoy something if it doesn't have gay sex and genderbender?"

"CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! MIT GELBSUCHT!"

"Stiftung Agonya Test, Prädikat: Gut genug"

"ZWEI FETTE TAUBEN!"

"Wasser ist auch irgendwo eine Lootbox"

"Das ist nicht sehr Pergament von dir!"

"Zwei Stunden Unabgemacht wird expotentiell multipliziert bei Arbitrary!"

"A wife and a wife and a wife and a wife and a wife and a wife and a wife!"

"Mutter, das Plinfa mit dem Koks ist da!"

"Cock Horizon"

"Multiple Partners Gaydam!" (Remastered)

"Nein das Meme benutzen wir nicht! Das Meme bleibt schön Zuhause!" (Remastered)

"Es vögelt!" (Remastered)

"Is japan the same to mainland asians as britain is to mainland europeans?" (Remastered)

*speaks like a robot* "NO KINKSHAMING!" >:c

"BECAUSE I AM CRINGE!"

"Draco Diem!"

"SMAUG WEED EVERYDAY!"