@twinsbaseball.bsky.social Hey please ask Matt if he wants a Topps 1/1. Thanks.

‘lectrically they keep their offsides score

Hand, Held www.kickstarter.com/projects/dzi...

How I long to be etherised upon a table.

Hey so I saw this cool Disney movie today about how to organize against the scattered remains of a defeated tyrannical system

@velocitree.bsky.social Hey me and my friends are still hoping to play Assemblage tomorrow. It’s new to all of us but I have a copy and we’ll read the rules on the way down from Philly. Hope to see you there.

What is the point of Cameo if Werner Herzog isn’t on there to wish your loved ones all pleasant tidings?

One small note re. volunteering at the polls today for Chris Rabb in PA-3. By the time the doors opened, each of the 4 candidates had people in place. And everyone was so cool and friendly. Sharing water, chairs, pet photos. Wishing each other good luck. It was an example of what democracy can be.

I’ll be at the polling place at Roxborough High School from 7-9 am tomorrow morning in support of Chris Rabb’s congressional campaign in PA-3. Come say hello.

Hey girl, I'm a personal friend of Gloria Vanderbilt / I got all the gold in the world around my neck / Come ride the steel dinosaur / Run wild in the jungle / It's a Zulu Nation / Seduction, sacrifice / A new sensation / Nothing ever changes

The Mandalorian *and* Grogu? In this economy?

Just ordered an emotional support pizza from Bar Jawn in Manayunk

Today’s Wordle can seriously go piss up a tree

Greetings from Asbury Park

Our pagoda dogwood has come a long way.

I’m the best ankle monitor removerer you’ve ever seen. Everyone says it

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR STRETCHES.

If you didn’t know, Duolingo offers a Klingon language course.

2+2=5

Tim Curry as Mick Jagger always cracks me up. Happy birthday to a legendary performer. youtu.be/O9SNV7lPA9E?...

AI is going to steal your job

Oberon’s rare grace and poise never cease to warm the cockles of my heart.

Egészségedre, my friends. 🇭🇺

Terrible take from Tibor bácsi, sure, but UNDER THE FROG is still one of the best books about Hungary I’ve read.

The “Principles of Newspeak” appendix at the end of NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR is in past tense. This is, it was written after the fall of Big Brother.

Fingers crossed. My understanding is we’ll have 98% of the results tonight, with snail mail and foreign votes still to count. Alas I expect more fuckery from Orban before this is over.

By now the whole world has learned Hungarian. Ruszkik haza! From the streets of Budapest in 1956 to today — the same cry for freedom echoes. The day has come to open a new chapter in history and bring Hungary back into the fold of European democracies. 🙏🏼🇭🇺🕊️ #Választás2026

I feel like the ejection in Hungary today will tell us a lot about where things are headed in the US. 🇭🇺

Ja, vi ska spellar hungrig hungrig flödhästar.

We live nextdoor to a community garden so when our golden retriever needs an activity we send him outside to bark at hipsters.

There was a Brutus once that would have brooked Th’ eternal devil to keep his state in Rome As easily as a king.

Bryce Harper needs to stop the “Showman” shit and win some games when they matter. I’m glad he likes the Phanatic, that’s cute. Show me a parade on Broad St.

It’s sad so see Cal Raleigh being exposed as such a jerkface. And it’s tough to root for team USA right now.

The people of Iran are not my enemy.

Men, what’s stopping you from obtaining this physique?

This isn’t Vietnam, Donnie, there are rules 🎳

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m super excited for the Ides of March

March comes in like a lion and out like the inevitable heat death of the galaxy can’t come soon enough for my taste

As Orson Welles tried to warn us, Nostradamus predicted this

OK it’s time for the asteroid.

“Whatever happens next, it's not gonna go down the way you think it is.” — Mike Ehrmantraut

In 1956, President Eisenhower led the Hungarian people to believe that the U.S. would intervene in an uprising against the Communist government. Thousands were killed and 200,000 fled as refugees. The U.S. never showed up. That betrayal still stings. Budapest buildings still have bullet holes.

Nothing that happens in this war matters more than the fact this is the worst violation of the Constitution in U.S. history, an illegal war crime Unless Congress impeaches Trump this weekend, and it won’t, then we are a dictatorship, full stop

For sale: baby shoes, too small

Honestly, Hegel wasn’t wrong

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I am so freaking sick of Jason Kelce [cries in Philadelphian]

My heights can be whuthered no further right now, thank you.