Went to the zoo today and saw various creatures. Sending this to multiple women saying “us”

Great thing about being an adult is you can buy really silly things!

These airsoft boys won’t know what hit em

peaked? i haven't even begun to peak

Sometimes you wonder if script writers are in tune with modern audiences, then you see what they named Uma Thurman’s character as the main villain of their big new action film

Happy pride gays

Heading from Edinburgh this morning to Glasgow pride. trains full of to burst of guys in Newcastle tops signing football chants I guess pride is really for everyone

Come fight me or kiss me at the old ruins of the church whichever takes your fancy first

Country is experiencing a heat wave while st Andrews is experiencing silent hill fog wave

Every day I go through this cycle

Yea I could probs pull it off but the people of Glasgow aren’t ready for it yet

Watched sinners today was really good but can’t stop thinking about this one scene

She caught me admiring the brutalist architecture

Absolute cinema to have a lesbian butch diesel train as the villain with her femme diner car gf

Oh baby train musical time can’t wait for my lesbian villain

She’s got her grippers out at the museum

Spending seeking in London with me lovely gf currently enjoying cocktails in a 1946 themed cocktail bar that delivers drinks via pneumatic tube!!

Found out today I’m quite lethal

Ah well nevertheless

Maybe a slightly too strong marketing campaign for me personally

so glad monster hunter came out today so i can play my silly lil dress up sim and hunt creatures in my fishnets

Been looking after wee Yuna for a week. she’s a lovely wee cat who loves to cuddle but will try to eat your lunch :3

Todays fit. trains are cancelled so won’t be going out but still cute enough to post

The fringe comes for us all eventually

Got given a map of Glasgow’s west end for my birthday today. time to use it to map and plot the movements of the various polycules like I’m operating a WW2 map room

Women can’t get enough of being guided around my flat by candle light as to not disturb the spirits within

When it comes to style and grace he can’t be beat

Been gifted the ability to walk around my flat haunted by ghosts in my nightcap

Absolutely insane toilet role placement in this cubicle

Oh baby new government approved gender

Making my lovely gf travel through a snow storm to see wicked. she will be rewarded dw

The marketing is really working on me cause I really want to try whatever the hell an ufo burger is

Ok it’s about time i actually start using Bluesky

How many copies of portal and tf2 do they keep in there?

I buy a nice bra. I loose nice bra somewhere in flat. The cycles goes on

Advantages of Glasgow: many cool trans people to meet. Disadvantages: it’s freezing

I should probably start using this as twitter finally seems to be dying