Honestly awful.

To dare is to do nothing, absolutely nothing

IF spurs beat Villa, Bournemouth, Wolves, United we would be top.

We are missing Solanke Maddison Kulu Kudus Gray Bergval Some weeks this is our starting 6 going forward. We are a project and when you add 2 or 3 players of absolute quality we will be decent. Patience

That was horrible

Please see Wednesdays post. Repeat for today. (Replace Richarlison with RKM)

If I see it why doesn’t Frank?

So looking at that line up - No ball progression Forwards will be isolated Richarlison will stink the place out as no support Rely on Kudus skills to score Archie gray will narrow the pitch into an area we have no passers

So looking at that line up - No ball progression Forwards will be isolated Richarlison will stink the place out as no support Rely on Kudus skills to score Archie gray will narrow the pitch into an area we have no passers

I have been doing football wrong all this time!!! 30 years!!!! You get points and league positions from winning the xG…… Grow up. (Spurs Twitter)

@tehtrunk.bsky.social Dear Jack How dare you have a life outside Spurs. I have waited all afternoon to hear your comments on the game. Nothing. I don’t know what to do so I took a look at Twitter. I shouldn’t have. I will wait for either you or doctor Tottenham to provide my post match,

Ange to Forrest looks like an absolute disaster on paper. Low block to ridiculous press.

I miss Daniel

This sort of change is NEVER done quickly. Vinai is the man.

How did Semenyo survive?

It sunny, the sky is blue, we have signed a superstar and I am on train for a 3pm Saturday kick off. Don’t you dare Tottenham

@flavbateman.bsky.social don’t you dare do a pod on xavi simons until he has played at least 100 games. Many thanks

Eriksen in a free? Anyone?

Go and get El Kannouus just to piss palace off.

@flavbateman.bsky.social delete The Lab about Eze immediately I hold you 100% responsible

BREAKING 🚨 Spurs are exploring swapping the team bus, the north stand and the women’s team for Eze. This would then allow them to go out and purchase a big sign that says - this concrete is the old white hart lane. Story developing fast…….

@poddenhampodspur.bsky.social I honestly thought this was a joke when I first saw it! Actually it’s is so enjoyable - as someone who consumes circa 12 spurs pods a week it thought I knew my stuff, however do you remember a pod I was on the e_spurs podcast from back in the day 🤣

This season I feel optimistic - save this post…..

Going into the last week of preseason with no 10 is an issue.

Ange being at spurs is like a relationship. You start it in August You have the honeymoon period - sex is amazing and it’s all great. Then you have an argument around the October. You never really recover and the sex is dull and you get fed up with being with each other.

Ange in?

Casemiro and Fernandes - that really is a lightweight midfield against Biss, Benta and Sarr

HANG ON! Was that a spare man at the far post??? Who would have thought it so rare for spurs.

Has Son touched the ball yet?

Wierd feeling. It’s Chelsea away. I don’t even care if we win. I am just over it already.

We are Tottenham. Tottenham Hotspur. One of the biggest sides in England. We provide apology after apology for poor displays against inferior sides. He can have the Europa League. Then he must go. For the 3rd season in a row - we start again in the summer

We all know he is going, I suspect Ange knows he is going. The Europa league campaign and then adios Ange.

Well I did say. If I see it how can Ange not?

Not looking forward to today - I hope I am wrong. Bournemouth will have our number from the start - we will struggle to create all afternoon and barely manage a shot on target. They will get an early one from the many many chances we give them. We will rally 2nd half but never look like scoring….

Bournemouth are favourites today according to the bookies. Says it all really.

Not looking forward to today - I hope I am wrong. Bournemouth will have our number from the start - we will struggle to create all afternoon and barely manage a shot on target. They will get an early one from the many many chances we give them. We will rally 2nd half but never look like scoring….

I just don’t understand how we play. We toil and toil and pass and pass. They hit one long ball and it’s 3 v 3. It’s not sustainable it’s also not enjoyable.

Running 10k then 12000 steps at spurs. Won’t do that again.

As usual the “protest” showed that most of us don’t care. Turn up watch the game and fuck off. Last word on spurs is cringey and embarrassing claiming thousands turned out. Nope. 1k max with the rest of the fans just walking the same way.

Chelsea Arsenal Liverpool All out. If spurs can win at villa we have a great chance. Villa 1 - spurs 0

Same players always letting us down - Bissouma Bentancur Son Richarlison All need to go so we can by 4 DJed Spence’s

This might just be my favourite goal so far this season

After 30 years of going to the lane I am just about ready to hand my season ticket back. It’s just not enjoyable anymore - the team, the atmosphere, the whole experience. It’s just not the same - I guess it doesn’t really matter as someone else will take my place. It’s just evolution. #thfc #legacy

Hope this blue sky malarkey is more positive than Twitter!