Ghost Stories For Christmas

If there's one thing that having a child and two cats has taught me, it's that everything is full of peepee poopoo

me when i'm trying to move forward but I didn't realize I hit enter to chat

Mystery solved!!! Thank you to @partybones.bsky.social for correctly identifying the original art by @wateryday.bsky.social!!! My mind is at peace now

dork is begging to get pushed into a locker i swear to alessia

I just remembered the punchline to this comic by @gobolatula.bsky.social and burst out laughing again.

I think this may be one of the all time funniest panels in comics

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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! Trying to grow a beard on my fingernails. It just seems like the most unsettling thing I can do and I'm trying to get fired from my job as a normal guy doing regular stuff.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME Recently I have been fantasizing about becoming a competitive eater. Do they have prizes for how much you enjoy a meal? I'd dominate screaming "YUMMY" after eating a crunchy taco.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! If growing up wasn't necessary, would you choose to stay small and young? What if you still got smarter and stronger but had a little kid body. Imagine knocking out a full grown man with a little kid fist. Seems stupid to me. I'd grow up like normal.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! When I was a little kid and saw a chicken for the first time i lost my mind. Such a funny animal.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! There should be a holiday celebrating the life of the guy who first discovered the banana. Just think for a second about how great those things are.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! After much consideration, I think it should be illegal for really tasty, high-calorie food to make you gain weight if eaten in massive quantities. I just spent a month not eating potato chips and HATED it. Jk it was okay. :)

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops: Blue Diamond Bob's Red Mill Land O'Lakes Tillamook Welch's

Hey Bob Iger, the people don’t want AI. They want a special edition blu-ray of the restored edition of Muppet Christmas Carol that is buried on Disney+.

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Post you from a different era. 2006, when I was determined to make bangs happen. Bangs did not happen. It's really hard to have hair touching your forehead 24/7 when you have naturally oily skin... I'm still not over it!

I am filled both with love and joy for my country, and also with the bone deep satisfaction of knowing that, as a Hater, I do not Hate Alone

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! For the first time in my life, I ate a ghost. Now I'm sometimes controlled by the regrets of this dead dude but it was still cool.

looking back on the cartoons and children’s media that mattered to me when I was young, I say this with absolutely zero irony: I think we need to start scaring the shit out of kids again

Did You Know: The scribs care about you? If you wait around in the wilderness, one may stop by to see how you are doing. This interrupts your waiting, but they will not be hostile.

It's kind of cool to me how there was a brief period of time where we as a society were united under the banner of "crab rangoons are actually really tasty"

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When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free. When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! If I could freeze time, I wouldn't rob banks or anything like that. Honestly, I'd just take long naps. Maybe I'd walk across the country to get a slice of pizza too, but mainly I'd sleep.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! Sometimes I wish I had the strength of an elephant. That way I could grab a bunch of peanuts and have the fortitude to eat them all at once.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! Ever try a vegan orange? They're actually not bad. They taste almost exactly like the oranges you violently hack off trees and rip their skin off. Oh, you didn't know?

Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate

This is adorable and it takes no time to do

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! Frankly, I think kids these days need to learn to barbecue at a young age. I don't think my 19 month old son would agree with me, but I'm really hungry and really lazy. Step up, kid.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! I'm a pretty opinionated person. I have so many opinions. I even have opposing opinions on the same subject, plus my trademark indifference, which I consider its own opinion. I love, hate, and don't care about apples, for instance.

I'm struggling to explain to my son the episode where Thomas the Tank Engine gets a bunch of fish stuck up his ass and has to get them removed and then Sir Topham Hatt cooks them up and eats fish and chips while Thomas is just like :[ I just summed it up as, "That’s life." Gonna use that one a lot.

I think we project a lot onto our cats when it comes to canned food. My cats probably don't want "seared salmon" or "turkey feast" as much as they want "freshly-eviscerated sparrow" and "rat intestines." At least, this is my impression, based on their hobbies.

And people will still say I, and all my trans colleagues are overexaggerating about the shit we go through, that "it has nothing to do with you being trans", etc etc. Cis people, call your senator, your congressman, do SOMETHING other than replying with a 🤬🤬🤬 or this blood is on your hands as well

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! Times like these you gotta really count every blessing you get. I'm sure you all have a priest that speeds down your road throwing blessings your way like hadokens. I think he blessted me in the face once and I was like, "Whoa. I'm glad I'm alive." And then I woke up.

Do you think this is a cool idea?

Thursday night, how about a monster sketch?

While I got my knuckles rapped by corporate America for being rude and tasteless about a guy who dreamed of the stoning of me and everyone I love, Fox's Brian Kilmeade advocated explicitly for the state murder of all homeless people -- on live TV, no less -- to virtually no response.

For those who missed it, here's my obituary for Charlie Kirk, a man who made the world worse every day he drew breath. www.patreon.com/posts/on-vio...

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! Going through my music collection and I found a song called "barn man" and it's nothing but the loudest kick drum thuds and a man screaming about "them chickens." So glad I recorded that song.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME Uhhhh wow yeah okay sure. I think i definitely needa the pizza an I right guys? Ha haaaa

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! Bluesky won't let me post images right now. They all turn out black. Please go here for a funny: gobolatula.com/pfm/comic/60...

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! It was super hard for me to spend quality time with my son and then go to work today, considering there was a bug video game I really wanted to play instead. But I did both. I did both while thinking about bugs, but I did both.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! It's interesting that there isn't just a food called "food." Is there? I'd eat it all the time. What a confident name for a food that would be.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! "Columbo could solve any crime near a diner that serves chili" is an opinion I hear a lot these days. One thing they don't take into account is that Columbo doesn't only eat chili. He also eats cigars. Think about that for a while, please.

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