Tragic: Girl Forced to leave Bed even Though she is So Sleepy and Comfy

All this Blender Make me want to have my 3rd Caffeinated Beverage for the Day

Partner So big And round she Broke the leather Handcuffs

My partner Be Like yooo This Poo E build Is Bazonkers

Im a Fricking Goth whore tonight Woop dee doo

Artist: rnna Media: lycoris recoil Source: https://twitter.com/rnna_7/status/1681129630818770944

Chatto help The guy At Domino's is gonna stab My wife Or my Wife is gonna Stab the Guy At Dominoes

Artist: yasehattagi Media: sousou no frieren Source: https://twitter.com/J02GGOgpQ6dueGu/status/1883677642060333401

Stares Autsitically

How the Frick do I get employment i been At this for Like 2 weeks Who's hiring Urgently?? This position wants a Bachelor Here's 4 Postiins requiring a CDL HERES 3 BORDER PATROL POSITIOSN And 3 Literally Nowhere Near

they Finally ate Young sheldon

Its Always dumb Whore but never Clever whore

I FRICKING LOVE EATING SALMON AND DUCK

No, that's just My Canadian

Sory, English isn't my First Language

"You're a Chinese Larper" She says, letting me eat the entire Octapus

DEATH to People Driving Big fat Stupid ugly pickup trucks I hope they're Balls get crushed by their Own Elephantine Ego before I do it Myself

The Partner And I going To Go Get sake tonight Yippe yippee Yippee

Chatto help, my partner Plotting something, She fed me a Milkshake and and Wendy's and now She's Posted At The bathroom door with An devilish Grin Lack toast and Taller As An and

My partner won't Shutup about Path of Pissile, Im gonna Strangle her but not really But Really No not really But for real

ADRUNK everything has EiNertia stupid Physic holy fri k Is Dizzy Ther Ppartner making burger yippee shes So good At me being Drunk omg Eevrryhting heavy

Oh yeaah, Beeru when when the Partner isnt Hone

Artist: hibioes Media: girls band cry Source: https://twitter.com/hibioes/status/1794394509620736029

I fricking Love Beeeru Actually

Beer fricking sucks this Tastes Like Fricking garbage

I GONNA EAT BEERU

When you're Girlfriend makes Yoy Go on r/puppygirlpetsmart

I FRICKING LOVE PESTO PASTA AAAAAAH

When the Waitress calls youre partner 'he' while She in The Restroom blehhh

I have a nee found Respect for People who can Tie bows on theyre back

Fortnight Foot job Call that Footnite

Partner won't buy me Redbull, fricking gonna make ribbons out Of my Wrists

MOGGED FRICK FROCK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK MY STUPID CHUD LIFE

Getting Spice logged by My partner, what the frick

I domt even DrinkAn energy drink Daily, chatto, Is this Larp??

Got Boba with the Partner Today, and made An discovery of Matcha So its Half And half that Makes the Stuff brownish Anyway Awesome Boba

If my partner Thinks I'm gonna sweep and Clean regularly, she should Get me An Maid Outfit

Terrence Howard reference??

Artist: ydpfa Media: girls band cry Source: https://twitter.com/YDPFALION/status/1906308331255497164

Artist: shirop imas Media: gundam, gundam suisei no majo Source: https://twitter.com/shigeo_imas/status/2013941910478393416

Partner Finally feeding her Cat (me) some actual Fish

I Ate a pizza a Day ago and Didn't take a picture For my banner I'm fricking Losing it

Fricking Yi Xi pink venom Cover was taken Down, what the Scallop am I to Do Now?? Listen to the Original?? BLEHH What's Even the point Bwaa

Sorry haven't Been posting, been living The epic Unemployed life with The partner *Adjusts big boot, licks hands, applies nonstick Cooking spray, gives it a Stir at 1900 rpm

Artist: han0579 Media: pokemon, pokemon black 2 and white 2, pokemon black and white Source: https://twitter.com/han0579/status/1993362833401324011

Gloss is applied to keep things smooth and shiny A thick layer of coating keeps away dirt and debris Another coat of gloss as things seem uncomfy

Getting my eyebrow Pierced getting My eyebrow Pierced

Grocery stores more Like evil stores

Artist: ogenwn7 Media: zenless zone zero Source: https://twitter.com/oGenwn7/status/1858943787206406580

Being Bottom is a fricking endurance Chalenge