Checking-in after a morning leg day. 216# this morning. 🍑

Just one of those ‘I’m stupid. Men are stupid. Life is stupid. Everything is fuckin stupid.’ Kind of days.

I dunno, I guess I just feel really lucky to be born during a time when i'll never be able to accumulate enough wealth to retire, own property, go on vacations, etc. Its a blessing.

I’m 30 so maybe this is a sign to go to grad school. (Jk I’m too dumb and not about to take on any debt)

The gym is hilarious bc this guy has a great body but just god awful form on each exercise.

I’m too old to be out at this hour. Jesus Christ

Just learned that my boss has resigned which unfortunately means I should probably REALLY start looking for other opportunities 🫣😬

Anyways, here’s to a flirty thirty from yours truly 🥳

I tried to change my username on scruff to 🥳 for my birthday and evidently you can’t do bc gays really do ruin everything

Mental illness is so unfortunate bc wtf do I *actually* have to be depressed about? Really not much at all, but here I am without much interest in anything and minimal appetite.

does this shirt make me look fat, or do I make me look fat? These are the questions no one wants to answer.

Yeah democrats are pathetic. I hate it here.

One like on this and I’ll go out Thursday, Friday, Saturday this weekend.

Breaking: we will NOT make it to my birthday before the first snowfall of the year.

There’s really something to be said about gay men that MUST document/instagram every social outing. 🤔

Unfortunately I’ve gotten VERY good at talking myself out of running in the mornings.

Hey guys, don’t mind me - just digging myself further and further into this hole. 🙃

Realistically it’ll never happen bc of who I am as a person, but I am so close to taking a cliche break from everything social media. Shit can be so deflating, depressing, and discouraging.

Summer races with early starts, I get it. Makes sense. But why does tomorrow’s have a start time of 7:30??? Anyway, Gnite yall 😴💤

Jocktober comes to an end. Happy halloweiner 🎃

Evening thoughts: - I’m more likely to be a couples third than I am to find a single guy with mutual interest - Sunday’s race may be a disaster. Not sure I’m fit enough for this distance. - Despite what I may post, I’m certainly not confident enough for an underwear party

Two days left

I have a dirty confession to make. I have virtually zero interest in squatting heavy these days. That is all.

Hot dad I messaged viewed my profile but didn’t respond. Might kms

I’ve been working for about two and a half hours and all I want to do is scream. Thank fuck it’s Friday

It’s gotten a little colder and I’ve lost all of my motive to run in the mornings. Very soft of me.

I’m aware this’ll get shrugged off, but I’ve been thinking more about this lately and taking stock of my life. I’m kinda starting to feel bummed tf out. It’s all irrelevant and just a number but damn 🥲

I feel like I’m in need of a mentor, which you’d think I’d have given a large percentage of my friend group but alas I don’t.

I’ve met some incredible people in Chicago, but it’s never been more clear that, professionally speaking, I’m a chronic under achiever - and man that doesn’t feel great 😅

Hate when I stumbled upon a handsome guy on instagram, go to their profile, and then boom - 25k followers.

I’m about to paint a blue line station with my brain matter

Jokes on you. Can’t forgive one if you don’t have any.

First thing I see on the timeline is someone with half foot in their mouth. I’m happy for yall and exploring your fetishes(?) but just Jesus Christ.

I can’t even lie, I’m nervous/anxious about this protest Saturday.

Once again - traveling isn’t a hobby. You’re just wealthy

Thirstday

Do I have any followers currently in the job market?? If so, please discourage me from job searching right now bc I’m going through it with work

Tummy Tuesday ft half-tights. Keep it moving.

I think my only hope in attaining a tight stomach is hiring someone to prepare healthy foods. I’m a god awful cook.

Oh fuck, I turn 30 in a month 🫨😵‍💫😱

Follow this hot man.

Fast pass on touch tunes to play 41st??? Shoot me in the fuckin head

Devastating news - you have to do the hard things/things you don’t like to get better at them.

Told this guy I thought his new picture was handsome and he blocked me.

Ribbed for your pleasure 👅

Cruising the steam room BEFORE your workout is wild behavior. Seek help.

Rainy morning on this towel Tuesday.

I think I need to start taking like 2 shots along with my pre-workout before the gym so I have the balls to actually talk to people.

This goes back to my inexperience with dating et al. but yall ever have a hard time accepting that some people are just shitty people and you can’t fix that?