With the right lighting, rolling your shoulders back and holding it - anything is possible.

Kudos to everyone in the job market right now; I’ve been passively looking for a little bit, largely bc I just don’t make enough to feel financially comfortable, and shit is rough. Fake job postings. AI tossing your resume before a person ever sees it. Getting ghosted. It’s all bad.

I’m sure she’s just watching something with my dad or playing with the dog but texting with my mom and getting left on read is so funny 🥲

I don’t know what’s changed but going to the gym feels like such a slog now. Not into it.

You’d have thought I asked Stevie wonder to do my sunscreen today, wtf

Solo trip to the beach - little high, a little buzzed, listening to the Dirty Heads. So grateful.

There is this fit orthodontist dad-type I see on threads and IG - oh my god he is so hot 🥵

First workout in a week ✅

Well there goes any joy I had. Fuckin hell

The social media era does a great job at reminding me I am fat and poor.

Just learned I, in fact, do not have tomorrow off like I thought I did. Fuck my life.

So why are speedos $70+?? Why are we subscribing to that

Sad boy tweet incoming, you were warned: believe it or not I try not too post too many dating life complaints but Jesus Christ the deck really does feel stacked against me at times

I’m way late to the game on this, but Divy bikes are frickin great

Thirstday post

This is for sure my undesirable position of being a side talking but it genuinely baffles me the amount of gay men who won’t even entertain the idea of someone as a potential partner if they were both tops or both bottoms. Like damn, that shallow, huh?

The Apple Watch’s remote camera control fundamentally changed gays’ lives.

Just having a week - looked at flights from ohare to Seattle and tickets to the game Friday. Unfortunately, not in the realm of financial possibilities.

Depression knocking on the door so maybe it’s time I order a new pair of running shoes.

V jealous of all these vacations gays go on. Fuck yall and your endless streams of expendable income.

Embarrassing to announce, we may be taking a hiatus from the booze until further notice. Thank you for your understanding.

The level of sore I am after doing legs is entirely unreasonable. Why is it like this.

Wake up fuckers, World Cup starts TODAY 🦅🇺🇸⚽️

ok so we are gonna ask you to do more, but no, we will not be compensating you for it.

I am firmly between an L and XL in most shirts, tanks, etc and I haaate it.

Why is it that every website that says the store near you has an item in stock is wrong 100% of the time.

I’m watching this climbing doc on HBO and this man so clearly has BPD.

If you ever need to really get drunk, just go to the Anvil and have 2-3 drinks.

Getting a laptop battery replaced is proving to be the absolute biggest pain in the ass, oh my god. TGIF.

Felt like that bitch after the gym this morning so enjoy. (You’ve seen nearly identical pics of all of these before)

Is this cultural appropriation?

Didn’t really measure/plan out a route so inevitably wasn’t quite as far as intended but 🤷‍♂️

I may have lost the plot a little bit bc even on a holiday weekend I’m in bed before 9 eagerly hopeful for tomorrow morning’s long run.

I do it. 💪

I don’t think gay men should have ever been given Instagram. We’re doing way too much over there.

With IML approaching, now feels like a good time to post this reminder: Stop Asking Gay Guys How They Know Each Other. 👏🏻

Financially, I’d love to be comfortable enough to turn the AC on and never have to feel guilty about it.

Happy towel and tummy Tuesday to my fellow fans of alliteration.

Job applications be like “do you have experience doing this exact role to a tee? If not, kick rocks. We’re pursing applicants who more closely fit our needs.”

“I’m not a 6 pack gay, I’m a 6 figure gay” holy shit shut the fuck uppppp

If anyone wants to buy my next pair of running shoes just let me know. I have my next pair picked out. I’ll send you some socks or something

Whole heartedly, I do not know what healthy/fit people eat day in and day out. There’s only so many food. Most of them just do not taste good. This is why I’m forever chubby.

Yeah let me stay out till 2am dancing and pretend I’m going to have a productive Sunday. What the fuck

Idk how to describe it but there’s a distinct brand of gay men that don’t quite look real. Maybe the word I’m looking for is Botox.

Himbo pose.

I might not even be gay bc never have I ever found a picture of someone’s hole attractive or a turn on.

God damnit I’m tired of barely making any money.

Happy hump day with a rare promo of the other site because everything currently costs 5x more than it should. onlyfans.com/2451986445/d...

Morning gym thoughts - a lot of good looking men are tainted by bad tattoos

Yall I’m sorry but I think we have to sink this ship. We cannot do another pandemic.