Happy towel and tummy Tuesday to my fellow fans of alliteration.

Job applications be like “do you have experience doing this exact role to a tee? If not, kick rocks. We’re pursing applicants who more closely fit our needs.”

“I’m not a 6 pack gay, I’m a 6 figure gay” holy shit shut the fuck uppppp

If anyone wants to buy my next pair of running shoes just let me know. I have my next pair picked out. I’ll send you some socks or something

Whole heartedly, I do not know what healthy/fit people eat day in and day out. There’s only so many food. Most of them just do not taste good. This is why I’m forever chubby.

Yeah let me stay out till 2am dancing and pretend I’m going to have a productive Sunday. What the fuck

Idk how to describe it but there’s a distinct brand of gay men that don’t quite look real. Maybe the word I’m looking for is Botox.

Himbo pose.

I might not even be gay bc never have I ever found a picture of someone’s hole attractive or a turn on.

God damnit I’m tired of barely making any money.

Happy hump day with a rare promo of the other site because everything currently costs 5x more than it should. onlyfans.com/2451986445/d...

Morning gym thoughts - a lot of good looking men are tainted by bad tattoos

Yall I’m sorry but I think we have to sink this ship. We cannot do another pandemic.

Idk when retailers started using OnTrac for parcel delivery but it’s a garbage service.

Also:

Shoutout anyone else in a less than desirable job but can’t find anything else bc AI is ruining the job market and the economy is shit. 🫂

Tim at the Apple Store in Lincoln park is one of hottest men I’ve ever seen. That is all.

Different mirror, same dork. TGIF.

Normalize kissing the fellas.

Recently learned that a 70.3 running portion is only 13.1 and that's interesting.

Making dinner every night really is the bane of my existence. What tf are yall eating

Sometimes work is going so poorly you actually *have* to mentally check-out and go on your phone for a lil bit.

Tuesday proof of life. Ignore the scale and keep going 🏋️‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Fuck, this guy that doesn’t know I exist has a boyfriend now.

*gays on their 4th international vacation of the year in April* “Much needed 😍”

Swoon

Ya man, BPD really isn’t a good time. Would not recommend.

Really thought one of yall would have a magic trick for this.

Generally speaking, things are not well when I’m looking at grad school/ additional college options.

I’m saying this now, and not on a random Saturday in July where I have to wake up and run 17 miles, but I’m kinda bummed to not be running a marathon this fall.

Reposting out of necessity.

Gays - if I had text previously screen printed/ironed onto a shirt is there a realistic way to get it off?

Chicago’s 22 bus is such a bitch.

Nude Sunbathing… bucket-list! Wilton Manors, FL!

Flexy sexy Friday ft the same bathroom you’ve seen dozens of times.

I’ve long been against the brand bc I think it’s more of a trend for suburban dads than a dependable running shoe, but this new pair of ONs is making me curious.

Running is cool bc you can do it for years and years and never really improve.

Jokes aside, I swear I hit 30 and the wheels fell off 🥲

Oh what a remarkably deflating and defeating week and it’s only Wednesday. Change is urgently needed.

Yall are so brave posting full-body nudes. My body-image could neva.

What should I buy to bring me temporary fulfillment?

Felt brave and did part of my run shirtless. Got back home and while standing in my bathroom getting the shower going I realized two things. #1 I need to drop about 15 lbs and #2 I should strongly consider trimming my chest. Your homosexuality bias aside, it’s not a good look for the general public

Broken record atp but logging into a job that’s an absolute shit show everyday is truly draining. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Admittedly I don’t do myself many favors but the prospect of meeting and dating someone is just so exhausting

He will never see this because he isnt on here but I recently told a friend of mine I am pretty allergic to peanuts and he was deeply concerned that he didn't know that information sooner. Thats a good friend. 🫂

Following pages that post exclusively AI men is gross btw.

I’m gonna go scream into the void. Anyone wanna join?

So I to be clear I don’t blame her, but my one other coworker in billing is leaving and I. AM. FUCKED.

For the most part, I really enjoy it. Some times I flirt with loving it. But it’s so abundantly clear my body is not meant to run.

Chicago Gays - Cubs pride night tickets are, what i think, is pretty expensive atm. Will that go down or is it better to get them sooner rather than later?