Fellas, where are we getting our shorts for the summer? I need a new pair or two.

IG saw this yesterday so I guess yall can too

Chicago gays I’m about to have a take - Will’s is overrated.

I really need summer and to get back into running consistently bc I am ready to blow my shit off.

What do you mean it’s only Wednesday??

Dating? In this economy? During these times? Couldn’t imagine.

Comparing my rent increase to the “merit” raise I received from work and determining I may need a second job or a new one. 🥰

Am I in the midst of a depression or do I have no energy or desire to do anything for other reasons? Its quite unclear.

Feeling burnt tf out and would love a vacation. Unfortunately - I am poor.

Anyways, happy Wednesday. 🚿

Awe fuck. Grab your ankles, we might be spiraling 😵‍💫

I think the post office is slowly failing and no one is talking about it. This is also me bitching bc for whatever reason my job still mails me a check and I haven’t been paid in almost a month 🥲

“Thinking of everyone in PV” accompanied by a collage of thirst traps from your latest trip there. Gays, what are we doing??

In honor of Team USAs 33 medals

New week. Same me. Same routine. Keep going 😤💪.

Potential oversharing - unfortunate part of being on mood stabilizers/anti-depression/anxiety meds, at times when you should, and want to cry, you simply can’t. Tonight I attended a celebration of life for a dear friend. Someone who showed me what it could be like to be an out gay man.

Watching a delivery status go from “Tuesday between 11 and 3” to “Tuesday by end of day” to “On the way”. 🥲

All of my socials are some form of the following: gays at the gym/posting thirst traps, gays on vacation, news about how the world/country is burning, or the Olympics. 🫩🫨

Surrounded by other gays. Slightly buzzed. Wearing shorts in February. In this moment I am happy.

That first 50° day in Chicago really hits like crack.

Flexy Friday. Make the most of it 💪.

I think we have to come together as gay men and agree that sometimes we are in-fact doing way too much.

First half-tights run of the year. Need to lock-in and loser the winter weight.

I’ve definitely encountered the part of winter when I fall into a seemingly bottomless pit of indifference. Oh to be an infinite vacation budget gay.

I’m not saying I need a boyfriend by summer but I will need a trusted person to trim/address this newly surfaced back hair situation bc what tf.

My favorite thing about every job I’ve had is getting to point when your employer recognizes you’re competent and gives you other people’s work to do ❤️

San Francisco looks so gorgeous. Living there must be idealic.

You know what - maybe this just isn’t for me.

Unfortunately it’s been drilled into my brain that the only way for ME to consider myself attractive/fit is if I have abs, and if you’ve ever been around me you know that’s not attainable.

I don’t even know why but I’ve lowkey been in such a cunty mood the last ~72 hours. Thank god tomorrow is Friday.

Tit Tuesday. Keep showing up.

Watching men go through mid-life crises on social media is one of my favorite past times

Devastating getting to the gym and realizing the garmin is still at home sitting on the charger. What’s even the point

I wouldn’t change anything but it’s a little crazy that I’m a single 30 yr old living alone in Chicago and it’ll hit 8pm and I think to myself “damn it’s getting late” and get ready for/go to bed.

If you haven’t been to recently, are currently in, or are going to PV soon are you even a homosexual male?

Absolutely brutal getting to the gym and the AirPods are dead. 🥀

Oh what a terrible fucking country we live in. Good night

Huuuuge fan of USPS delivering a semi expensive package to the wrong address. Love that. Love it so much.

During and after. Happy Friday. Stay warm, stay safe. 🥶

It’s gonna be frickin cold AND my face is breaking out so it might be a great weekend to isolate and take edibles at home.

Decided to skip the gym this morning. Body is tired and sore. So instead of being able to sleep in, here I am staring at my phone, scrolling.

The morning crowd at my gym very clearly prioritizes weight over range of motion. Don’t be like the morning crowd.

Tried and true chest and tricep lift on this cold Tuesday.

United with a derby win and a successful hate watch. What a weekend 👹

perhaps i'm doing myself a disservice but I am too prideful to invite myself to any social outing. If you want me there, you'd invite me.

the world is fucking burning but please be sure to clock-in this morning. what a boring dystopia

it blows my mind when people do not put their venmo transactions on private. WHAT are you doing?

Tuesday shoulder session 🏋🏻

Niche tweet, but getting hurdled has to feel so emasculating.