United with a derby win and a successful hate watch. What a weekend 👹

perhaps i'm doing myself a disservice but I am too prideful to invite myself to any social outing. If you want me there, you'd invite me.

the world is fucking burning but please be sure to clock-in this morning. what a boring dystopia

it blows my mind when people do not put their venmo transactions on private. WHAT are you doing?

Tuesday shoulder session 🏋🏻

Niche tweet, but getting hurdled has to feel so emasculating.

Fk it, it’s been awhile since yall have seen a thirst pic.

If anyone in your ‘following’ tab/ or on your friends list is defending ice/cops - you really ought to correct that. Enjoy your day.

it is simply not my day/week. Gg. Going to bed

THE absolute most infuriating thing is when talking with someone about stuff you’re struggling with etc and they hit you with the “don’t be so negative.” I’ll kill us both right now with an unregistered firearm.

May 30 be the year I realize none of this shit matters and I act entirely in self-interest. Amen.

We all have a few medical issues that we just can’t really address right? Like my insurance no longer covers my exercise inhaler and the replacement just doesn’t work that well. Also - I more than likely re-aggravated a hernia I had surgically repaired but 🤷‍♂️.

If you are an e-commerce website, you need to have a search function and it needs to be easy to find.

Really been debating trimming my beard pretty short but leaving the mustache as is. Please god someone tell me not to before I make a mistake

Can I rip 10 miles tomorrow to jump start the new year? Y/n? Be fr with me.

At the gym like ‘damn I do not want to be here.’

So I just watched the movie ‘Nope’. Honestly - not a good movie. I don’t think Peele makes good movies. Everything after Get Out has been ass

Jerking off is infinitely easier than dealing with men/the apps. Plus - I don’t have to fret over disappointing someone. Follow for more tips.

You know maybe my declined interest in running is due to how long it’s been since I got a new pair of running shoes 🤔

Bowled a 73. Fuckin shoot me

How is it that every gay I know seems to have immense amounts of wealth/is *very* financially comfortable. How did I miss that boat.

Tragically forgot to pack running tights for the trip home. No running while consuming holiday treats - I’m going to be bigger than a house

Is anyone else getting the intros of porn showing up on their Facebook?? Tf is that

Are holiday bonuses even real? Out of my three jobs post college, that’s never been going.

With only myself to blame

I’ve totally fallen off the running wagon and feel bad about it.🥲. Time to refocus in the new year.

Monday chest pump. Enjoy the short week, yall.

Actually fucking seething. Fuck the bears. Packers choked.

This is very millennial of me, but why are you a cash bar in 2025?

Hey at least tomorrows Friday and a new day. Surely can’t suck as much shit as today did. Gnite.

It really be like that sometimes.

Yea if you live in Chicago and have any leads or connections on jobs my inbox and ears are open.

Things we are no longer doing in 2026 - going above and beyond.

I some-fucking-how forgot to take my meds this morning which means I am fucked in terms of getting any sleep tonight. Thoughts and prayers

I’m begging yall, please stop making, liking, engaging with, etc AI content. It’s all trash 🚮

My infatuations can be so embarrassing. Like Jesus Christ, grow up. Focus on yourself and mind your business.

Tummy and titty Tuesday but we did back this morning so enjoy both sides of the same coin.

I keep seeing pictures from the Santa Speedo Run on facebook and its affirmed my decision to abstain. I have a solid 40-50 lbs on everyone I've seen.

Bitch take your moncler vest off, no one gives a fuck.

Do I message the gym crush on gr*ndr and tell I’d suck it whenever or is that trashy and too forward? (In reality I never will bc I’m chicken but the thought is fun)

Got the email and I’m too scared to check it. I truly don’t know which outcome I prefer.

Today is gonna suck bawlz

Showing off on Thirstday.

You don’t know it, but someone at your gym would rather see you in a tank top than a tshirt. Be brave.

On the edge of a generational crash-out so stay tuned 🤙

As someone who unfortunately has to work/communicate with health insurances on a daily basis, I promise you don't hate your insurance enough.

If I could learn to not internalize the shit show that is my place of employment, that would be cool as hell.

Hot take - coat checks should be free.

Oh hey there. It’s Friday, flex for me 💪