Yall alright?

I think ima just block all of my aunts on social media and also their numbers and just live my life. Because I’m fine with my cousins. It’s their mamas bitchasses I can’t stand

I can’t fucking believe Dr. V is gone like I’m not ok???

Would really like it if I could get some time to just be a fucking human again.

Hey yall, just wanted to tell yall my birthday is tomorrow 🙂

My son came in the bathroom while I was using it because he wanted me to come play with him. I spent 5 minutes trying to explain to an autistic 2 year old that I can’t poop in my pants like he can and I can’t move. It didn’t go well 😭

Am I…finally getting to my “over social media” era?

I’m so fucking excited I get to see Beyoncé on the Fourth of July 😭😭😭

Hi Sky friends, I’ve come out of the ether to tell you she got us floor seats for my birthday 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bitch, you betta praise God or imma shoot and that’s on God. I ain’t playin bout the Lord & Savior, I’m on my job.

Now what mess am I’m going to watch this morning while I do my chores? 90 Day Fiancé? Or Love After Lockup? #tvsky #realitytvsky

People that don’t like French fries simply can’t be trusted smh

Not BOTH of my kids needing to play in my hair in order to fall asleep 🙄

As if he’ll even be alive to see it

Having a movie night with my daughter and it’s her turn to choose, she put on ‘Honey I Shrunk the Kids’ 🥹

Asked him what he wanted to eat from chipotle and he sent me this 🤦🏽‍♀️

My read receipts are off by default I like it that way, but I do have my location shared with family in case I die they know where my body at 🤷🏿‍♂️

I am burnt OUT

i'm simultaneously “tired of this grandpa” and aware that “that is too damn bad.”🫠

And it’s stuck!

Why are we discussing porn categories 😭t

And funnily enough this kinda ties into me ending my 16 year friendship with someone. I have thoughts lol

I had to let a 16 year friendship go this week. I feel…eh.

I just got off the phone with my (ex) stepmom, after taking for nearly two hours. She called to invite me to her wedding 🥹

Absolutely nobody at all: Me: 🎶Istanbul was Constantinople now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople🎶

Mood:

EVER.

I just know all my friends think I don’t like them. I don’t be contacting nobody. Worst friend ever? Perhaps. But I simply can’t fix it idk. I love them all so much but I simply do not want to talk to anybody ever 😂

And I don’t know how to explain this without sounding like an asshole. It’s also why I answer the follow with “Is everything okay? “Hi love, what can I do for you?”

I woke up feeling real un-people-ly.

Because why am I seeing a mismatched yt woman all down my skyline??!

Good morning, my #skyfriends and #skyfam, I’m back from my sabbatical 😌

I am a gift from God to the world✨️ 🌎🧘🏾‍♀️🪬🕉☮️🌠👁🌌🪽🌱🪨 #affirmationtoday

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...

Kids are with the grandparents so C and I got the place to ourselves 😌

Happy Black History Month

My big headed kids 🥰🧡

Before children: “I’m super early. So I can recon and read” After kids: “omg, I’m late again. What is wrong with me”

Please stop making me scroll to find my birth year it’s so rude

Nothing like a scratched cornea in the morning 😒

My big headed kids 🥰🧡

Mmmmm depends on the activity

Lee Daniel’s “The Deliverance”

Son fe asleep in about 10 minutes. Now that I have free time, I’d like to watch a movie or a show, maybe read, but realistically I’m probably about to fall asleep in 10 minutes also.

the audhd struggle of liking routines but being horrible at keeping them

My best friend isn’t willing to lie to her job so that we can go see Beyoncé in Chicago on my birthday and what kinda friend is THAT?!

Just did some serious budgeting with C and the outcome is I gotta start selling hole.

The way my son is just transfixed by Ms. Rachel 😂😂

I’ve done shrooms a few times and it was always a pleasant trip. Last time, I listened to Thundercat on repeat and talked about healing from parental inflicted trauma

Tigers eye has never steered me wrong