I thought the girls would be motivated by the storm to get inside... Guess I thought wrong...

So this is 100% a mn dot thing? This is something I can harangue Walz and Klobuchar about?

"Detainees" are "welcome to leave" Seems like someone pulled some bugs Bunny level mind game on the department of homeland security... Because let's be honest they would easily be confused enough by a cross dressing rabbit to release all of their "Detainees"

Guys, will it make my truck gay if it uses oil/gas/diesel that came through a "strait" that re-opened during pride?

"flesh eating screw worm" gets a bad wrap because no one has figured out how to market it as something sexual (in a good way).

Anyone else remember when the bike lanes in downtown were in the middle of the street? I think maybe Hennepin had it with south bound bus traffic only and north bound car lanes and bicycles serving as a buffer between the two? When the bike lane stopped you were in the middle of an intersection?

So, on the flip side, here is a video where you can hear how damn quiet my belt drive bike is compare to the chain drive behind me (and the start of the approaching car, video cuts off before they actually go past)

Had a dream last night, I needed to figure out if I was left or right handed, and I just couldn't... Writing was illegibly with either hand... I didn't seem to favor either hand for any task I attempted. It was maddening. Then I woke up & I was obviously right handed, no need to test it. Just duh..

Maybe we shouldn't allow trucks on the road is they are going to block the whole lane going under 20mph (the limit for ebikes on throttle, kid isn't pedaling). I mean if a bicycle pulled that shit, while recording with their phone in one hand, motorists would lose their minds and turn to murder...

My exact facial expression when my wife carries a dead bird in the house...

My wife got me orchids for my birthday. She refused care instructions at the shop because she was giving them to an "orchid guy"* Guys... I'm in over my head & these flowers are going to die.

We've already got containerized data centers... Load then up on a freight train send send then where they are needed. Companies getting low latency AI by dumping a container in their parking lot, which leads us to the actual showdown between AI and car storage, which do we need the least?

Certain times of day? I get certain phases of the moon, bus werewolves are a real problem in the city (that's buses that turn into wolves in the light of the full moon). But the bus vampires (buses that feed on other vehicles and can only be out at night) were driven from the state in '97*.

Bicycling in the city is falling at an alarming rate! I wouldn't expect a drop from 3% to 1% until after the sun goes down, with a small bump at bar close before falling off further until the morning commute starts...

Reading about egg sizes... Weighed some of the eggs from our girls... There should be a size beyond jumbo. No wonder the girls get squawky when they lay..... And the egg sizing system doesn't even give them credit for it....

Watching the TX and Maine Senate races I think it's obvious that Platner needs to start pointing out feminine his competitor is. And Talarico needs to start pointing out the infidelities of his competitor (which honestly is probably the least of Paxton's sins).

This saves the step where we deal with things being "to big to fail" and moves us right to the government bailout, before the bubble even bursts... I'm sure that will work.

Drake meme: "Kink at pride" "Lust at pride" Am I internetting correctly?????

Using AI to write code... Meh, you've created an English to Python translator, it's going to fumble from time to time. Using AI to create tasks for your programmers to program... now I don't even know what your starting with because the output is supposed to be English, Just put the prompt in jira.

My 9th grade english teacher taught me that monsters are real. One of them taught 9th grade english. Missed the last day of classes before christmas break because I was attending my grandmothers wake, I lost a great grandmother the week before, and a great grandfather the week before that.

While our riding today I was thinking about the worst climb in Minneapolis... My guess was West River parkway... But I googled it and Google AI gave me the answer, the worst climb, explicitly in the city limits is... Ford parkway 🤔 This was after a few paragraphs about St. Paul climbs...

The number of issues like this show American democracy has failed. Universal background checks, banning stock trading by electeds, marijuana legalization, Medicare for all, the list goes on. But none of them are happening any time soon, cause a few lobbies bought a few Congress critters.

Chain removed, and recently waxed chain put on.... Fancy red link chain is now waiting for the wax to heat up before it gets dunked. Going to need to give the rest of the bike a clean after the gravel and rain... and I noticed while under a bridge a nut to hold the rear light on is missing.........

Made it to Shakopee... Rain had me stuck under a bridge waiting for wife to come get me .. :(

Call off the search the water bomb's been found it was like 500 feet from my house someone set it up right on the sidewalk for me I guess...

He is realizing this is another trump military parade in the making, cancel it all before the embarrassment of it being a failure comes back to the guy who planned it...

Bike parking minimums. (Not just Minneapolis, everywhere.)

Those log cabin Republicans really managed to change some hearts and minds since the 90's It is too bad homophobic lies like "gays will molest your children" somehow got twisted in there and now the GOP is more openly accepting of pedophiles than straights...

I believe the GOP could be competitive in MN, if they just realized that the people in the suburbs biggest concern isn't sucking the dicks of likely pedos or convicted felons... A white guy gov candidate that won't shut up about lower taxes, suburban white folks would eat that shit up.

New chicken sized door to the chicken tunnels around the garden complete. Now those little avians can join the fight to keep the crying Charlie out of the garden with their scratching and eating any plant they find. Next, clean up the rest of the crap in the yard.

Paxton is openly corrupt, will steal your wallet, sleep with your wife, and let the man who raped your literal child repeatedly walk free... No one is disputing these things in good faith. But Paxton thinks that maybe Talarico is a Nancy boy. He has presented no evidence. Let's both sides this!

Buy one get one free... Chainsaws (with out a battery) How many 18" chain saws does a person need? Have I supposed to have been dual wielding these things?

So Stephen Miller is trying to forcibly transition a TX Senate candidate... ... Even when you think it's a bridge to far, they still manage to find a way to make every accusation a confession.

Sometimes the best way to debunk something is thinking how the worst of humanity would exploit it if it were true. Do frat guy wing men piss their pants (like any "alpha" would if they were in a club in the city) to see which women swoon over them and identify the girls that are a pregnancy risk?

Having a boss from Wisconsin be like:

Hi Minneapolis.

BREAKING: The Hong Kong Cavaliers have also withdrawn from the freedom 250 celebration.

I'll admit to a knee jerk reaction to a lot of the rent support request on here... Like what kinda places are people renting for $1500/month for a family of 4! Then I remember for land lords real estate is an investment and they're trying to keep up with index funds by doubling every 8 years*

Why can cars knock down light poles, stop lights, benches, fences, put holes in building, but they can't take down these cheap ass things? Just hit it with a car! Everything else with in 10' of the road gets hit by the cars.

I have no real basis to judge athletic brewing, I've had it after long bicycle rides and thought it tasted pretty good, BUT my body might have needed carbs bad enough it was willing to lie to my brain about taste.

6:10 is a personal best for this 1.9 mile loop... (First and last lap are getting there and going home respectively) It was hot out so I took the win and went home, (heat probably also kept other people home, no one else in the path for that last lap to have to slow down for)

The economy will continue to be beaten until presidential approval numbers improve!

If we are going to apply obscure football knowledge requirements to manliness, it should be something important, like knowing every word to the super bowl shuffle, not something obscure. The amount of gate keeping on gender from the people who believe gender is a birth right is insane.

Using "laissez faire" in your insult: 1) Paxton is a Frenchmen. 2) Paxton Hates the free markets (no shocker there; fascists hate free markets.) 3) Seriously French? He is speaking French at you because he he prefers that to the American "lackadaisical". Think about that TX.

Internet is out, called it in, they can have someone here tomorrow between 8am and 5pm, which would be fine if I could work remote but I can't because I don't have Internet...

bsky.app/profile/rack... New yard work shirt dropped.

Vietnam lasted 3,842 days. The "Trump war to distract from the Epstein files" has gone in 88 days Vietnam involved a ground invasion, the "Trump/Epstein war" has largely been air and sea The boomer saying "but remember that other pointless war!" Doesn't work when most of us weren't alive then

The Christian god being non-binary doesn't make sense because god is either trinary (stupid Council of Nicaea) or singular (but was definitely singular at the creation), there is no binary god option in Christianity. Learn your own theology, atheists are tired of teaching it to you.

Reminds me of a job posting a place I worked years ago asking for 18 years experience in a tool that existed for maybe 6 at that point. They also wanted a PhD in data based management, and experience. It was a data entry job. (Not even data translation, data entry from paper to computer).