I gotta quit this hotel job. I think it’s turning me genuinely evil.

It’s SO annoying that my body’s immediate response to being emotionally overwhelmed is to kill my appetite. Like i was planning on SMASHING my favorite homemade pasta last night but the plate and i just looked at each other😭😭😭

I don’t think I’ll ever get over the fact that my brain just…broke. Until then i didn’t understand what ppl meant when they talked about mental breakdowns. And then very suddenly did. For two and a half years. Wild. I now constantly live in fear of it happening again though, so that’s fun.

My best friend being a licensed clinical therapist makes me want to apologize and send flowers to all of my therapist. Like oh my god i probably traumatized the fuck outta them ppl im so sorrrrrryyyyyy😭

It got worse lmao

What I’m beginning to understand is that folks think poets are using pretentious language and structure on purpose. While there are, no doubt, some poets that do, the unfortunate majority of us are just (poorly) trying to communicate😭.

I’m tired of reheating Kanthony’s nachos. I need to get Shonda Rhimes on the line.

God I’m so glad i didn’t start listening to Mitski until like two years ago because as devastating as Brand New City is to listen to now………i know it would’ve altered my prepubescent brain chemistry in detrimental ways

I spend so much time repressing my past that i genuinely forget i have a Tragic Backstory™. And then I’ll be in therapy like…why am i so fucked up, and my poor therapist has to be like. Well my dear :) unfortunately, youve endured horrors :)

Didn’t get Hayley Williams tickets, & i DID cry about it. But!! After the tears, come moments of gratitude and joy: 1. there are ppl who have never seen her live and they will get to see her solo music!! I’ve been to paramore shows since i was i kid, so if that’s all i get, that’s more than enough.

What i need to know is how Meg keeps her booty jigglewatts after all that working out she be doin…once i get toned my ass ain’t got no movement 😭 i gotta keep some fat on me or my shit be stiffer than a $2 silk press😭😭

I, unfortunately, need to let out loud, heaving sobs, but there isn’t time for that right now. So i guess working myself to the bone will do

Here lately I’ve been so consistently disappointed by the behaviors and actions of my irl friends that I’m like….? Is it me??? Has my standard for friendship changed…?

The funny thing about having issues with disordered eating based on control not, like inherent fatphobia, is that i genuinely hate that ppl can see the side effects of it. The rapid weight loss terrifies me even though it’s completely my fault. I hate that it’s obvious to the ppl that know me irl.

All of my friends moved away, so it’s forced a lot of solo dates. It’s fine, but I’m a yapper. I wanna have girl talk with my mocktails😭

The joys of going out in my cutest, skimpiest lil outfits rarely, if ever outweigh the horrors of being catcalled 🫩

Can someone tell Hayley Williams that parachute is kinda wrecking me ahaha

Why doesn’t this app have drafts yet? What are we doing?

Born to be a bitch (Virgo moon) forced to soften the blow (Pisces mars)

Heyyyyyy Hayley Williams fans….anyone else listen to parachute and think the first verse was from Taylor’s perspective and the second verse was Hayley’s ahaha what would be CRAZY right 👁️👁️

My momma and sister want me to live with them so bad…little do they know i do not like them🙂‍↔️

I lost a friendship of over ten years. Well more like purposefully ended it, and i feel SO much lighter. Turns out the bitch i was calling my sister for ten years was a fuckin parasite. This has been such a wild realization, honestly.

Being a fixed sign is so irritating. Like move on babes, you’re too hot for this

I thought i was getting my own Taylor from Paramore. I was blinded by the curly hair in his face while he jumped around and played guitar. I got multiple life lessons instead

There’s a war on black women because we keep trying to do crazy stuff like stay employed.

I know moving to France again wouldn’t solve all of my problems, but it fixed a chunk of them the first time. So……..what if i didn’t it again idk

Sometimes you feel like you have it all figured out but in reality you are still a little baby who needs to get it together

On my flight home i saw this tiny girl sitting next to her sister, and she’d try to do something. if she couldn’t figure it out, she’d ask “sister can you help?” And her sister who was also little but slightly older would respond with “of course, i love you” every time 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I think seeing Céline Dion sing It’s All Coming Back To Me Now live would fix everything that’s wrong with me actually

The universe has been screaming at me to stop pursuing romantic relationships, and I’m finally damn okay heard you😭

It’s about time for the ocean to claim her next billionaire

I decided I’m taking applications for a seasonal partner because i need someone to do cute fall and winter activities with

Atp i gotta write a spoken word poem about it and charge it to the game idc

Y’all thought I was gonna let Hayley drop a surprise album and not create a bratz edit? WRONG. 💅🏻

HAYLEY WILLIAMS JUST DROPPED A SURPRISE ALBUM NO ONE TALK TO ME FOR THE NEXT MONTH PLS I NEED MY PRIVACY AT THIS TIME

I finally feel ready to have sex again after SIX fuckin years and for the first time in those six years i don’t have a local roster. What the fuck? Where my hoes at?

Not to sound obtuse or too far out of the loop, but i thought it was like, a *well known* fact that trump & Epstein were buddy buddy. In fact, i thought that was old news? I thought we were all aware trump is a pedo…? So I’m confused about all the waffling the media and news outlets are doing rn?

Huh? No, yeah everything is peachy keen!! I just have silver springs on repeat because i love Stevie nicks. No other reasons whatsoever :)

I promise I’ll stop fluttering about this situation soon I PROMISE. But like!!! I realized!!!! 9 times out of 10 when I’m being pursued romantically it’s literally because the person wants to fuck me. My adult dating life has been largely centered around me being this elusive Jezebel figure who

Sade ate so bad with somebody already broke my heart

The more i work a job that involves manual labor, the more i realize i was put on this earth to dress up like a bratz doll and take cute pics of myself. Like this is NAWT my ministry. I’m meant to read books and tell my friends i love them for a living!!!!!

I have so much respect for garbage ppl and those who work in waste removal. I just got trash juice on my arm at work and screamed like I’d been shot 😭

I was gearing myself up to deal with A Situation™ at work. And, as it turns out, he switched shifts so we wouldn’t see me tonight. He also asked our boss to schedule us on opposite shifts, so I’ll literally never see him again. Avoidants are a trip lmaooooo.

I hold the simultaneous beliefs that i am the most beautiful woman in every room i walk into, and that i am like a 7 on a good day ajdjsjdjdndnd and THATS on being raised in and around midwestern racism

Sometimes i wish i could tell my clients “if you don’t wanna travel, just say that” and drop them 😭. Because whyyyy are you wasting my tiiiiiiimeeeee

I know I’m completing a cycle. I know i had to put myself through this to know I’ve healed. I know I’m being stress tested before my Saturn return. But GODDAMN. IM SO TIRED OF BEING PURSUED AND DISCARDED BY POTENTIAL LOVERS. EITHER BE ABOUT IT OR LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALOOOOOONEEEEE BRUUUUH

As a “for the plot” advocate, pls make sure no side or foil characters are harmed by the consequences of your actions🙂‍↕️. In fact, make sure their plots are as interesting and robust as yours. A layered, multidimensional story is what we’re aiming for babes !! Get to it !!!

Imma start using this as frequently as i used Twitter because instagram is NAWT it😭

What have yall been up to while i was away?

I do love me a good almost lover. It’s when my writing gets interesting. 🙂‍↕️