*he sure is dancing*

well today seems kind of... boring...

Greetings fools… how are we feeling today?

Can you keep it down???

None of you will stop me from my conquest… once I take over hyrule, ILL TAKE OVER THE WHOLE WORLD!!! HAHAHAHA

Finally… with that link fellow out of my hair… I can now do what I strive to do… CONQUERING HYRULE!

Man

*reads the kaiju on it* it's a counterfeit Gilgamesh. tell no one tho but i did the same thing you did with links sword so we all good

Wait… you sure this is the real deal Gilgamesh?? There’s writing on this.

How did you get your hands on clouds buster sword Gilgamesh...?

I recognize that sword from anywhere...

being made by science... that doesn't surprise me at all.

Can someone tell this bluehaired kid, I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING RAP BATTLE?!?!

ok so what happened when i wa- .... HOW THE HELL DO I ALREADY HAVE 100 MINIONS FOLLOWING ME??? WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM?

//stole it. … let’s get this over with.

Where the hell are you all coming from…?

//I wake up with like 70+ folk my lord… y’all is crazy, drop them drives for me to make a banner fellas

I get that feeling Eugene they once turned me into nothing but skin and bones

Bro can someone get this hand off my screen? Dudes not letting me watch Lythero.

…

Let’s try this again… hmhmhmhm… HAHAHAHA!!! OH ITS GOOD TO BE BACK! //The Great king of evil Ganondorf has returned at least

//Christ I’m already at 54 followers WHERE ARE YALL COMING FROM???

Heh we made it to 40 already wow is that cool or what? … why do I feel something behind me?

Found this cat today he seemed pretty nice, also how are we all today?

I just got up and now i ended up here...

//The Hero of hyrule joins Bluesky!