Twasnt the tism my lord, it twas the brass balls. 🤘🏻🤘🏻😂😂

Cleaning up the patio. Wait, what? That is my back yard now? 😱💜😱💜😱

Chiron Rx in Aries. #astrology #horoscopes #LeoSeason

Some say life is a bitch Ask that punk who dug his own ditch

Leading through authenticity is one of the hardest things I’ve done in my life, but I won’t give it up. People routinely run screaming, and that is just fine, they aren’t strong enough to fly with me and they can be blinded while I seem to disappear into the sun.

What do you do when you’re upset, Cyn? Stick their name in a lemon and drive iron nails through it, then give it to an oak tree.

I should not be surprised when people show me who they are, at this point, but somehow they still manage to be disappointing. It amazes me what lengths people will go to, to control the narrative.

I don’t miss arguing with people on facebook, but I sure do miss all my friends. This must be the longest suspension ever. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😂🙄🙄 greases the gears and flamethrowers the obstacles. Come on Saturn, Pluto, you know what to do.

Having difficulty figuring out how to comment on posts. 😵‍💫😵‍💫 still banned from the book of faces.

Waiting for some people to figure out that I really just don’t give a shit about their bullshit, it all catches up. Go for it. Have fun with that. Don’t come back when it catches up either, thanks.

Potential date: you’re so hot!! Me: pulls out the cards and the pendulum. Ok he’s screwing four other women and they live here, here, here and …. Here. Yeah buddy no thanks. Man, does this simplify the process a lot. 😵‍💫😵‍💫 but everyone is so disappointing!!!

I cut my hair. Yeah, myself.

ICE is going to get someone killed. This was outside 100 Montgomery in SF’s Financial District. If you needed proof these rookie hires aren’t trained, here it is. Real feds de-escalate. They call for backup. They don’t drag people down the street w/a car. Hope everyone’s OK. (Multi-angle footage)

Be formidable. Don’t change your standards just because so many fail to rise to meet them. 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

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Apparently I am kicked off Facebook for good. It still says I’m under appeal, since June 24. 😂😂🤣😂 guess I talk too much shit on Trump. Buahahahahahahaaaaa

it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here