JFC There are so many problems with this bumper sticker. #Murica

A new spin on chicken and waffles: crispy roasted chicken and sweet potato waffles with crispy bacon and pecans and maple sour cream. So I guess it's also kind of a new spin on chicken and a sweet potato.

Don't say he's too fat because he is perfect and he likes to stretch out in all his glory.

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

When you grow food in your front yard it's called #foodscaping and Sungold tomatoes vine forever and quickly become a #Jumanji situation if you dont keep up with them, but both the view from my porch and the fruit are spectacular. #NorthdeckeLife #RetskeFarm

That North lot tailgate party was a banger! It definitely made up for the game itself. Being surrounded by Crew family is definitely a strength-builder. If you hugged me Saturday, I am grateful for you. I am also grateful to finally have a bunch of noisy toys out of my car. Thanks, Pam!

Hope to see your enthusiastic, spirited faces tomorrow!

The entire campus of the medical center where I work is covered in squashed lantern flies and it grosses me out. 🤮

Shout out to the love of my life @northdecke.bsky.social for choosing me all those years ago and making every day as his partner better than the day before. I love our future together and I love you with every molecule of my existence.

I spent the day manicuring the back *and* front yards, then cleaning up all the waste created in the process. In between, I made baked beans from scratch and pea salad with barley instead of bacon (same texture, some protein, vegan) and my darling husband still tried to 🧵:

@supportersupply.co could probably fix that brand-new garbage jersey on Baxter Jr. Texas is obviously not shopping there. JS

It's harvest season here at #RetskeFarm. We have a few weeks of cherry tomatoes coming and this is my favorite thing to do with them.

Nothing makes me happier than seeing my husband laugh. (Except when he's laughing with my daughter.) #NorthdeckeLife #LifeGoals @northdecke.bsky.social, You are so funny. #YoureStupidButILoveYou

Haven't slept well since that shitty-ass #Crew96 match on Saturday and here is me in the mirror now.

Funny how sleep eludes you after a lunatic calls you under the premise of peace to then unleash years of twisted, crazy anger. PSA: If you are ambushed in public by a crazy person, afterwards don't give them your phone number as a sign of trust when they ask you for it.

Fruity Pebbles is an amazing ice cream topping.

Cooking is my happy place. Pepperoni and jalapeno on the left, roasted eggplant primavera on the right. Did we grow all the vegetables? Hell yeah, we did. #RetskeFarm #NorthdeckeLife #FromScratch

So many fucked up things happened today and all of my emotions are on hypersensitive and I have cried all the different kinds of tears.

I miss all my Columbus peeps.

LIVERPOOL!!

Having our own mini #HotOnes chicken wing challenge.

My sister is on vacation and my daughter is cat-sitting. Clearly, Copper approves.

Today I am grateful for the horrible theme song and even worse upgrade to Star Trek: Enterprise, as it has provided my funny husband with endless opportunities for new lyrics.

Shout-out to the @nordecke.com for taking rotten construction lemons and turning them into the best lemonade a tailgate party has tasted in a while! The positive beach energy was electrifying and lasted straight through the whole game! Capos were on fire and the stands were lit. 🖤💛 #Massive

When you turn your co-worker into a Crew fan and they understand the assignment on Friday.

OMG my husband just surprised me with the most amazing ornament! It's *gorgeous.* And it lights up. #ChristmasInJuly #StarTrekDiscovery #StarTrek

Here's the lineup for our Hell Is Real Hot Ones Chicken Wing Challenge. Come over for the game and take on all ten sauces!

Wishing my amazing husband @northdecke.bsky.social the best birthday ever!! I love you so very much!!

Our new chant? Make it so! Make it so! #Picard

Yes, please.

I wish I could wear flip flops because there are so many cute versions but I absolutely loathe that piece of shoe in between my toes. Dumb.

Just now realized that this is the only picture I took with my husband in it the entire day.

I ❤️ noods.

Baking chocolate chip cookies from scratch at 11pm because they sound so good right now.

Cheers to the greatest dad there ever was (mine) and to Pam.

I lost my dad 25 years ago right at this very minute. I held his hand while I watched his eyes stare in wonder at what he was seeing before he breathed a big sigh of relief and crossed over. It was beautiful and it was horrible. He was my hero, my best friend, my only advocate. I miss you, dad. 💙

They come running just as fast as they can... Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. #ThankYouForYourEffort #DontForgetToSmellGood #DressForThePart #PrettyWrapping #WeEatWithOurEyesFirst

I feel like Michael in a sea of Fredos and Connies.

I've been struggling lately. I don't really care for the person I see looking back at me in the mirror. I am blessed to have a husband who loves me unconditionally and a solid support group who hold me up when I'm down. Time to straighten up and find my best me. Soon enough.

My cranky-pants husband just called me Jean Poop Picard.

Nachos are amazing. Cincinnati and their garbage chili can suck it.

Friday, bitches. Hell is Real. Thou shalt have no other clubs.

The drug rep who came to our office this morning complimented my quarter-zip and asked where it came from. He's from Columbus and he hasn't heard of @supportersupply.co. What?

Can you imagine what President Cheeto would have said if Joe Biden or Barack Obama had posted those AI images of The Pope and the muscular, sleeveless Sith with their heads stuck on like he did? What a total fucking loser. His narcissistic self-serving fantasy life makes my bowels churn.

I miss the days when I was young. youtu.be/OqvLi7qZ_yU?...