oh god, this whole royal gossip got me hooked 🍿

〝 salutations, sweet appetizers! 〞

little squeak . 〝 Alastor, my dear! 〞

〝 hello, hello, my sweeties .〞

〝 oh, absolutely! what are ya fancying today? black tea? green? jazmin? belladonna? 〞

ㅤ ㅤresting her head on ㅤ the *𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿's shoulder . so exhausted she's falling asleep

a grateful nod as she followed him around . her presence feels languid, quite opposite to her usual charismatic attitude . letting herself slide on the nearest chair, as soon as some privacy is granted . the cannibal overlord let out a heavy sigh . 〝 oh Al. . . i have not been feeling so↬

oh, appreciated !

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might be a matter of empathy, or that she simply gave off a scent of insecurity and despair that the overlord caught like perfume . she tilted her head to the side, brows furrowed with concern . 〝 oh, ya poor thing. . . is this yoir first day down here ? heard it can be a little overwhelming .〞↬

〝 oh it ain't trouble at all, my dear ! 〞she's quick to fetch some freshly brewed tea, accompanied by pastries . 〝 im on a break right now and it will pass quicker with some tea and gossip, don't ya think ? 〞

(( this is not a lewd account ❗❗❌❌ lewd sls might occur but only with chemistry and with other adult muses

there's a bunch of cannibals crowding around them both . without any signal from the overlord, they won't be taking one more step . Rosie seems to ignore their presence pretty effortlessly, as threatening as it might be . 〝 oh ! are ya staying at the Hazbin Hotel ? 〞

oh, now she feels flattered . 〝 it was my pleasure to help princess charlie . what a lovely, capable young woman, your Majesty ! she's working really hard t' make a difference, and i admire and appreciate that .〞

oh ❗❗ cue the graceful courtesy delivered at the monarch . 〝 yer Majesty ! what a pleasant surprise to have you 'round my district . oh, ya just came in time for the Samhein festival indeed ! my cannibals are overflowing with enthusiasm for the festivity days ! 〞

〝 i ain't too bad, love . business is running smoothly and cannibals are flourishing like mold on wet bred ! 〞as she spoke, she occupied herself in organising one of the shelves with souvenirs . lining up a bunch of bone keychains . 〝 what about you, dear ? any specific reason t'↬

〝 i ain't staying out of any angelic business within the borders of my territory, love .〞her words are equally enchanting and assertive . she's used to command around with a smile, anyone could tell . 〝 unless ya want over a thousand cannibals making it harder for ya, i suggest you ↬

blink, blink . 〝 energy drink ? what's in there ? cocaine ?〞

and the first sight he gets is of the overlord staring at him, with utter curiosity in her pitch black eyes . 〝 oh my . bad hangover day ? 〞

〝 goooood morning, sweet appetizers ! 〞

she's been working all day with no break to eat . feeling famished 🩸

〝 someone 'round here smells like vanilla and i feel 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 〞

Zestial 👄

〝 gooood evening, sugar pies .〞

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she gave the stranger a baffled look, blinking twice before her saleswoman senses come back to her . 〝 i can fix tears in clothes and from the heart, my dear . please, take a look 'round, i promise you won't feel disappointed .〞

she's not losing her smile . Alastor is not the only one with that charismatic trait . 〝 oh, im a fast talker, my dear . i was just about to kindly ask you to please leave my district . this is hellborn territory .〞

tilting her head to the side, observing the demon with studying eyes . 〝 ya okay there, my dear ? do you speak my language ? ¿español? italiano ? parlez vous français ? 〞

she's flattered and doing nothing to conceal it . a head bow is delivered, with a graceful smile . 〝 im glad you can appreciate it, your majesty . it's been years of working to build up a more-- civilized district . but im quite content with the results ! we barely get any murder↬

a few moments later, the cannibal overlord is back, arranging the skirt of her dress, dusting it off . 〝 good Satan, i really should do some deep cleaning back there . oh, hello love ! how are ya ? it's been a while ! 〞

upon hearing the radio demon's name, Rosie's smile grew from charismatic to genuine . 〝 oh, of course ! please, com'in ! i've got them almost ready . would ya like some tea or coffee while you wait ? 〞

oh, she's absolutely delighted with the sight . 〝 may i ? 〞she gently requested before placing two digits under the girl's chin, to get a better view of the canines . 〝 utterly beautiful, my dear ! i bet ya rip off skin as if it was paper . 〞

〝 oh no, no, absolutely not ! it's not hunting season for cannibals, ya dont have t' worry about your physical integrity .〞

〝 with a lovely crunchy touch ! 〞

〝 goooood morning, sweet appetizers ! 〞

〝 as i live an breathe ! 〞

〝 hello, hello, hello sweet meat pies .〞

𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🩸ᝰ animal cannibal starts playing

𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🩸ᝰ mutuals only length may vary .

〝 it's always "Hello, Rosie!" but never "wanna know how i taste like, Rosie?" 〞

𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🩸ᝰ

cue the questioning look before exquisitely wiping away the blood on her lips, with gentle taps of a napkin . 〝 have ya ever tried cannibal food before, my dear ? 〞

(( as i hc Rosie to be hellborn i love to picture her having a close relationship with Ozzy, they would adore each other and gossip like crazy 😩♥️

BABY, I'VE BEEN STOMPIN' 'ROUND IN THESE HEELS FOR ALL THE GODDAMN DAY I GOT ACHES AND ANNOYANCE FROM LIVIN' TO EARN MY PAY YET SOME PIECE AND QUIET FROM YOU WOULD REALLY GO A LONG WAY SO EASE IT DOWN