Good morning Cleveland, start out your day right: take welding advice from the one armed man at the gas station in Ohio City, he is the voice of experience

@timheidecker.bsky.social Por qué no los... Tres? hear me out: A crypto exchange that allows for hosting of NFTs, which can also be representations of real estate, both in the real world and in half-dead metaverses

Not content with resting on the considerable achievement of naming a prominent distributed network scaling solution "danksharding", the Ethereum Foundation continued to push the boundaries of semantics, striving not only for post-quantum solutions, but post-signification ones, as well.

"Oh you have ADHD? Oh look a squirrel haha" Joke's on you when oil is $900 a barrel and beef is $25 a pound and Americans turn to their squirrel hunters for animal protein

wtf I demand to be always joking, always serious

Adventures in External Monitors with Linux, 3-5-26: Drag the browser tab with Spotify playing on it from the laptop to the external monitor; the browser falls into the crack between the two and never appears on the second monitor; appears on OS app selector screens (alt+Tab), but cannot be restored

Entryways to a building featuring at least some stairs are very common. And yet, in English, we have lacked an atomic couplet of terms meaning "to come up the stairs and go in", or vice versa. Until today. I present to you: "instairs / outstairs". You're welcome.

USPS API: sample response for `package` query

I like reguetón. There is a genre that is trying to be passed off as reguetón and it is not. It uses a reguetón beat and the cheesiest possible lovesick lyrics. This is not reguetón. This is lloretón. I will not be taking questions.

Oh shit As a recovering alcoholic who worked as a baker It's me 😭

@kairyssdal.bsky.social "When was the last time you walked into a grocery store and paid with stablecoins?" Actually, yesterday. And the day before that. MetaMask Card! Thank you, though, for mentioning the T-note issue. It sometimes keeps me up at night 🫣

@themountaingoats.bsky.social I saw this image and my brain immediately went "Looking up / At the one man in this room / Who's handled more cocaine than me" 💀

@themountaingoats.bsky.social My son was reading through the "list of polearms" on Wikipedia (crossword, long story) And the question arose: have you ever considered getting into knives... On sticks? You could go up and down the buffet several *more* times tbh en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polearm...

I'm with Why. I gained a reputation as an LLM skeptic curmudgeon early on at work, *but*, I use them daily, mostly for code. In my experience, if you don't already know what's going on with the code... Neither does the clanker. And that bill comes due eventually (denominated in $TCHNCL-DBT 🫣🫠)

working on an app called Bewail that auto-sends a spamfilter bypassing email reading ALAS, THOU HAST GONE AND RUINED IT. ALAS AND WAIL AWAY to the presidents of companies determined by the app to have issued updates that made the product worse. the email is sent q90 seconds for the rest of your life

M.I.A.'s "Paper Planes" is Thematically and Semantically Equivalent to Bertol Brecht's "Pirate Jenny" In this essay, I will

If I keep thinking about this I'm going to get an aneurysm

Who would cover it better: Rage Against the Machine Me First and the Gimme Gimmes The Clash "Burn", like, the Ellie Goulding song

Proposal: backform the verb 'schell' from the term 'schelling point' It's fun because it has homonyms It's chaotic because it could be a phrasal verb, but flexibly so "We schelled around that point initially, but in terms of implementation..." "Looks like they're schelling up to a proposal"

And thus, they entered into the Fourth of July festival phase; and night was as day, and the word "boomer" ceased to mean 'boring and old', and instead meant 'excitingly dangerous'

Well, today I learned that sewing velcro into PVC fabric is really quite difficult and has limited guarantees of looking good But I'm sure many of you with more exciting social lives than mine already knew that

On the one hand, I really don't think that breaking Spanish grammar is the way to fix this. On the other, whatever! I'm just wondering how we pronounce it. I lean towards a more 16th-century/Portuguese vibe, like, "amishes", rather than some obnoxious "ah-miks-es"

As the main custodian of passwords for my family, I cannot overemphasize this: Broad adoption of Sign In With Ethereum cannot come soon enough. JFC

Dios mío TIL gracias @elizabethcusma.bsky.social

I identify as a millennial I live in an American suburb It's a warm Sunday, and I've been outside all day, minimal screens I've made real things with my hands and sweated I just drank from a hose ...from what I understand, this was the cheat code to reset American society. Did it work?

"It's an additional layer of abstraction," say the software engineers; "It's a legal fiction," say the attorneys; "I see no difference," says Severus Snape

I still think we should have spelled it güifi It's a superior option, we should adopt it