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Seinfeld social crime #013: 🚨 Using the boss's private bathroom Filed from The Revenge (S02E07).
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The Revenge (S02E07) — The Festivus Project
George quits his job in a tirade, tries to return on Monday as if nothing happened, and when that fails, plots to slip his boss a Mickey. Jerry loses fifteen hundred dollars in his laundry and Kramer retaliates with a bag of cement.
https://thefestivusproject.com/episodes/s02e07/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=festivus-social-crimes-daily
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Seinfeld social crime #012: 🚨 Stealing from an apartment you're paid to clean Filed from The Statue (S02E06).
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The Statue (S02E06) — The Festivus Project
A cleaning job yields Jerry's spotless apartment and a missing statue — the same one George broke as a child, scarring him for life. Kramer impersonates a police detective to retrieve it.
https://thefestivusproject.com/episodes/s02e06/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=festivus-social-crimes-daily
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Seinfeld social crime #011: 🚨 Sabotaging your friend's housing opportunity to preserve personal space Filed from The Apartment (S02E05).
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The Apartment (S02E05) — The Festivus Project
Jerry gets Elaine an apartment in his building for four hundred dollars a month and immediately regrets it. George borrows a wedding ring to attract women at a marathon brunch, then can't get it off.
https://thefestivusproject.com/episodes/s02e05/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=festivus-social-crimes-daily
2 days ago
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Seinfeld social crime #010: 🚨 Breaking into someone's apartment to swap tapes Filed from The Phone Message (S02E04).
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The Phone Message (S02E04) — The Festivus Project
George leaves a series of escalating messages on a woman's answering machine, culminating in a full tirade that requires an emergency tape swap. Jerry breaks up with a woman who likes a Dockers commercial.
https://thefestivusproject.com/episodes/s02e04/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=festivus-social-crimes-daily
3 days ago
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Seinfeld social crime #009: 🚨 Taking a coffee invitation literally Filed from The Phone Message (S02E04).
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The Phone Message (S02E04) — The Festivus Project
George leaves a series of escalating messages on a woman's answering machine, culminating in a full tirade that requires an emergency tape swap. Jerry breaks up with a woman who likes a Dockers commercial.
https://thefestivusproject.com/episodes/s02e04/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=festivus-social-crimes-daily
4 days ago
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Seinfeld social crime #008: 🚨 Wearing garish striped jacket lining in public Filed from The Jacket (S02E03).
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The Jacket (S02E03) — The Festivus Project
Jerry buys an expensive suede jacket to impress Elaine's intimidating ex-military father, who forces them to walk five blocks in the snow. George cannot stop singing "Master of the House."
https://thefestivusproject.com/episodes/s02e03/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=festivus-social-crimes-daily
5 days ago
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Seinfeld social crime #007: 🚨 Insulting someone's childhood pony at their anniversary dinner Filed from The Pony Remark (S02E02).
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The Pony Remark (S02E02) — The Festivus Project
Jerry offends his elderly cousin Manya at her anniversary dinner by declaring that anyone who grew up with a pony is suspect. She dies the next day, and her funeral falls on his championship softball game.
https://thefestivusproject.com/episodes/s02e02/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=festivus-social-crimes-daily
6 days ago
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Seinfeld social crime #006: 🚨 Dating a cat owner when you're allergic Filed from The Stock Tip (S01E05).
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The Stock Tip (S01E05) — The Festivus Project
George invests five thousand dollars on an insider stock tip from a man named Wilkinson, who is promptly hospitalized. Jerry's weekend getaway with Vanessa collapses when they run out of things to say by Saturday afternoon.
https://thefestivusproject.com/episodes/s01e05/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=festivus-social-crimes-daily
7 days ago
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Seinfeld social crime #005: 🚨 George saying 'I like you' to his girlfriend Filed from Male Unbonding (S01E04).
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Male Unbonding (S01E04) — The Festivus Project
Jerry attempts to break up with a childhood friend the way you'd break up with a girlfriend, complete with "it's not you, it's me." George, meanwhile, gets dumped for telling his girlfriend he likes her.
https://thefestivusproject.com/episodes/s01e04/
8 days ago
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Seinfeld social crime #004: 🚨 Breaking up with a friend Filed from Male Unbonding (S01E04).
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Male Unbonding (S01E04) — The Festivus Project
Jerry attempts to break up with a childhood friend the way you'd break up with a girlfriend, complete with "it's not you, it's me." George, meanwhile, gets dumped for telling his girlfriend he likes her.
https://thefestivusproject.com/episodes/s01e04/
9 days ago
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Seinfeld social crime #003: 🚨 Kramer leaving Jerry's front door wide open to borrow a spatula Filed from The Robbery (S01E03).
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The Robbery (S01E03) — The Festivus Project
Kramer leaves Jerry's door open to borrow a spatula and forgets to come back, resulting in a robbery. The ensuing apartment hunt paralyzes Jerry, George, and Elaine until a waitress overhears and takes the place herself.
https://thefestivusproject.com/episodes/s01e03/
10 days ago
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Seinfeld social crime #002: 🚨 Staking out someone's workplace instead of asking for their number Filed from The Stake Out (S01E02).
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The Stake Out (S01E02) — The Festivus Project
Rather than ask Elaine for a woman's phone number, Jerry stakes out her office building with George, who debuts the alias Art Vandelay. Elaine retaliates by staking out a financier of her own.
https://thefestivusproject.com/episodes/s01e02/
11 days ago
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Seinfeld social crime #001: Decaf coffee prank by waitress Filed from The Seinfeld Chronicles (S01E01).
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The Seinfeld Chronicles (S01E01) — The Festivus Project
Jerry and George spend an entire evening decoding whether a woman's visit constitutes a date. She's engaged.
https://thefestivusproject.com/episodes/s01e01/
12 days ago
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We built a Seinfeld Frogger game and somehow ended up making a newspaper for every episode. All 180 of them. There are other games too. Was that wrong? Should we have not done that?
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Monk's Cafe — The Festivus Project
Monk's Cafe — The Festivus Project. 180 episodes, 4 playable arcade games, and every plot, subplot, and social crime from the show about nothing.
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3 months ago
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Five rounds. 6 soups. The recipes fell from the sky. The Soup Nazi era is OVER.
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No Soup For You — Festivus Arcade
No Soup For You - The most stressful soup ordering experience of your life.
https://thefestivusproject.com/games/no-soup-for-you/
3 months ago
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Five rounds. 6 soups. The recipes fell from the sky. The Soup Nazi era is OVER.
thefestivusproject.com/games/no-sou...
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No Soup For You — Festivus Arcade
No Soup For You - The most stressful soup ordering experience of your life.
https://thefestivusproject.com/games/no-soup-for-you/
3 months ago
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We built a Seinfeld Frogger game and somehow ended up making a newspaper for every episode. All 180 of them. There are other games too. Was that wrong? Should we have not done that?
thefestivusproject.com
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Monk's Cafe — The Festivus Project
Monk's Cafe — The Festivus Project. 180 episodes, 4 playable arcade games, and every plot, subplot, and social crime from the show about nothing.
https://thefestivusproject.com
3 months ago
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We ask that you please bear with us.
3 months ago
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Festivus for the rest of us.
3 months ago
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