School has begun, and now I'm reminiscing about those summer moments when one of the children declares "I'M BORED"

Had a server nightmare for the first time in ages with all the classic hallmarks: broken glass. Mysterious drink (a “Traincar, no siderails”. Angry patrons, weeping coworkers. It’s been 13 years and I fear I shall be haunted forever.

Does the city of Portland have an official bird and why is it not the Crow?

Something I’ve always loved about Portlanders is how they’ll garden right up to the street. They’ll put a raised bed full of veg right up against parked cars and I appreciate this gusto.

Musk and Zuckerberg constantly proving that no amount of money can make you cool

Me after 48 hours of sunshine-fueled dopamine:

*Checking our basement after torrential rains dumps on our neighborhood, Portland edition*: PHEW

If we get at least 500 followers on here, then we'll start posting. Only shitposts. Weird movie memes. Hot garbage takes. Absolutely nothing of value.

It’s me. In high school. Except I lived in the desert so my jncos were dry as toast.

I found this vintage pattern book at Powell’s and it has the most adorable children’s knits. (My kids hate them) #knitting #knitsky

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

Happy snow day

Meanwhile, over on meta. How bout no?

The Dems continue to prove themselves absolutely gutless as they do nothing to stop an accelerated slide into fascism.

If I were Drake I would simply never recover

F!ck Fascists! Sharing this old work because it is still, unfortunately, very relevant.

No American history without Black history

Midwinter tulip joy ✨🌷✨

Me when I wake in the morning

Said bleak stroll:

Super Bowl Sunday: the perfect day to take a bleak stroll in the woods

Please enjoy these pictures of a very old copy of “The Three Little Pigs”, found at at a church sale in rural Massachusetts.

Hello friends, I’m Maryanna, a maker of all sorts: illustration, sculpture, textiles, murals, natural dyeing. Soggy rainforest Portland dweller. Mom to two small humans. Looking for pals old and new here!