2025 was my twink death and 2026 will be my rebirth

I wanna stop being negative but it’s my only call to grace

Resonating with the dead lizards laying belly up currently

the joy of laying in bed watching some fuckass YouTube video and playing with your balls

Am I a mean person?

White people slapping their legs before the get up is one of our best inventions

Gonna get drunk tonight and text all my friends “would you cry at my funeral” and then setting my phone on do not disturb

Trumps jokes suck in general but are even worse when you remember he’s actually our president and we have 3 more fucking years of this

If I had a genie ask me to make 3 wishes I would 1. I only want 2 wishes ur gay .2 teleport me to early 2000s Wendys. 2. Teleport me to liberty square in Tbilisi on may 10 2005

Do I revive my 2017 mac

Indigo Park is not a good game. It offers nothing new, it’s another rise and repeat baby game capitalizing on genre intrigue and marketable characters but goddammit you are not immune to propaganda. Rambley is fucking adorable and I now want a plushie of him.

Gen z isn’t pirating enough

Seahawks are keeping me sane at least

When someone draws a non-human character as a human and they make them the most generic white guy you’ve ever seen

The amazing digital circus actually isn’t that bad I enjoyed it for the most part. Really expected another terrible hazbin hotel kinda show but was pleasantly surprised

I just accidentally bought a BL novel in my fathers fucking Amazon account oh no

Do you think there is r34 of carfax fox

Applebees 2 for 25 “deal” tf you mean deal? that’s egregious why we getting outta hand

White people be like fuckkk I need to go to the lake this weekend

This Miami vs Texas a&m game is awful

If you be putting raw food no wrapper in yo pocket stay away from me

Got excited for the quesorito then I remembered Taco Bell kinda sucks now and everything is smaller, pricier and shittier

Erika Kirk’s first claim to fame was as one of the aliens from fire in the sky

We don’t give enough love to beavers

Beavers are so fuckkng cool

If Johnny Cash made music today people on twitter would call him woke and a libtard

2009

Playing Pokémon and being an idiot with no strategy is the best when you ain’t got a mf in yo complaining

Having a dream about a dead pet is the fucking worst. Waking up in tears.

Every movie should start with you waking up also should start with an alarm clock sound also pop the most recent cool new pop song into the soundtrack it’s really good at keeping the movie eternal

Your favorite music is persona 3 soundtrack? Cool. Blocked.

Would be so cool to wear a fancy mage coat, maybe even riding boots and a cool hat maybe even a cape, sigh

People with patience

Needs listen to stir fry that’ll prob heal me

I was meant for simplicity. In a way at least. A human is never who I was meant to inhabit, I believe a lower level mammal on the food chain is where me heart falls.

Happiness

Sadness

Coo kii; there will be a task for us all

Could be nothing

Will never understand those torturing robot videos. I hate all that shit but you don’t feel weird that you’re beating up against and throwing down a robot that resembles a mammal?

i just turned 24 recently and today i had a lunchable and a beer for lunch. fuck my c hungus life

Do I make myself carbonara 🤔

House is for alcoholics and nurse Jackie is for pill heads

Fucked uo in the crib just watched one stormy night that movie was gay as shit he wanted that cookie so mf bad

My feed is full of beaver fan cam edits we are not the same

Went to see zootopia 2 and one the commercials had a pp joke and all the little kids started laughing it was adorable

Headphones on in the club cause I don’t always agree with the DJ

i think that people that listen to music like jellyroll or charlie puth or sme shit all be idf super soliders they be the first in line to swap the knob of netanyahu

"i dont understand how couples fight" dawg i fight with my cat sometimes what

Guess who has carpel tunnel