#nzpol 12 days left to make a submission on the Definitions of Woman and Man Bill.

69 followers! Immature, I know, but I love that for me. Also, I might have accidentally started writing a new book today.

In SATS this week: Why the polyamorous person you know is probably less of a threat than you might think. www.times.co.nz/lifestyle/se...

Yeah. This. www.rnz.co.nz/life/music/w...

The Orange One continues as frontrunner for Tw@t of the Year. However, an exuberant local is making his own bid for the prize. If your faith relies on hate and exclusion, then honey, it ain't faith. awaaz.co.nz/new-zealand/...

#IsmuasMonthOfMusic #MusicChallenge #WithAChoir Here's Teeks with Ngā Tūmanako and the Auckland Philharmonic. I was lucky enough to be at this show. Truly unforgettable. Source: YouTube share.google/gsyeqn7yD0vC...

SEXY BITCHES VOTE! #nzpol #enrol www.times.co.nz/lifestyle/se...

"But you're non-monogamous, so how can there be cheating?" Betrayal looks different for everyone. It's about honesty and respect, not sex. In my latest talk with a partner about this, we had to cover chatfishing. (Using AI as a relationship aid.) For me, it's a no go. Your thoughts?

In response to everyone asking how they can tautoko @RespectEd today: ✔️ Spread the word ✔️ Contact your local MP ✔️ Contact Hon Karen Chhour (Minister for the Prevention of Family Violence and Sexual Violence) * note: Chhour is also the Minister for Children * Email ➡️ [email protected]

Absolutely not yucking anyone's yum, but I'm dying to know which movie they watched. Imagine the review: "........ is a a romantic comedy with well-integrated character arcs and moments of genuine hilarity. Pairs well with a nice Pinot and an inflated scrotum."

I got so desperate for procrastinatey things to do (instead of mucking out the garage) that I finally gave digital art a go. As a first attempt, I'm happy with it. Sketching with a stylus will take some getting used to.

We've had fruit flavoured vapes here for ages. No, New Tobacco isn't fooling anyone. Yes, they're aimed at kids. Meanwhile, I'm still kneeling here waiting for Ben & Jerry's to collaborate with Durex. That's what adults want, right?

Love this haiku by Alice de Hubp www.frontierpoetry.com/2026/04/22/2...

#davidsmonthofmusic Song from the year you were born: youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM?...

everlee wihongi, the new zealander kidnapped by ICE, has just had her first appearance in front of a judge (please RT and share): www.webworm.co/betty2/

SENRYU FOR A MAN OF PERFORMATIVE FAITH Isaiah, Isaiah somewhere, somewhere oh, rustle.

Feeld is the best dating app because all the glitches force you to slow down and be intentional.

🧵 People have asked. Yes, I want to write something about the "Rape Academy". I want to write about the allegedly "consensual relationship" between Drury and a female junior.

Mucking-out day for stuff I've had in storage. An entire day of "I can't believe I used to fit that and STILL thought I was fat!"

SIGH. This week's theme seems to be: Guys Who Ghosted After They Got What They Wanted Come Crawling Back Because They Want More. With peace and love, heck no. Make better friends with your hand or find another fool.

In my latest column, I reflect on my own SA experience. Content may be upsetting to some readers. www.times.co.nz/lifestyle/se...

Thanks to Artemis II coverage, TIL that Americans pronounce Nutella as Noo-tella. Stop trying, my star-spangled friends. Your country is f**ked enough, right now.

In the past week, I've received praise from one of Aotearoa's most incredible poets AND a really-real journalist I've long admired. I may still be broke but my head is SO big right now, y'all. #writersky The ups and downs of life with a pen:

Because if you don't ask, you don't get: My column, Sex & the Suburbs, needs a regular advertiser. If I had my way, you'd pay for it, we'd thank you in a caption, then you'd donate the adspace to charity. Failing that, if you think my audience might be your audience, DM me to discuss. Thanks!

Did my recent foray into foot modeling pay off? Find out at times.co.nz Also, my heartfelt congratulations to the Times team for winning the Excellence in Community Impact award at the East Auckland Business Awards.

A passive-aggressive number of books that shaped me: Paper Bag Princess, Munsch Jane Eyre, Bronte Collected Poems Alistair Te Ariki Campbell Collected Poems Louis MacNeice All About Love, hooks Daughters of the House, Roberts Tuesdays with Morrie, Albom Erewhon, Butler Things Fall Apart, Achebe

This is a dance off! If you see this, repost a dance or you're eliminated!

Not a great pic, but it did my heart good to see two grown men frolicking like teenagers at Waipaparoa today. Wherever you are, I hope you find some fun today.

🧵 I'm excited for blood donation day tomorrow. Not sure why, but I always feel like a million bucks after getting let. In a totally vanilla way, I'd love to see NZ Blood Service run singles events. Weird idea, but hear me out:

My e-chapbook is now available through Barnes & Noble, Fable, Smashwords, Kobo and Apple Books. #ebook #poems #erotica #NZwriter #sex & the #suburbs

In which Holly hustles – but is it for love or money? #nz #economy #erotica #feet Link to ebook in bio, tootsies on feetfinder. www.times.co.nz/lifestyle/se...

My #bridgerton 5 prediction is that we'll digress and be taken back in time to Vi's love story with Edmund, like we did for Charlotte. 1-2-Charlotte-3-4-Violet-5-6-7-8 We can't move her story forward any more without a complete background, and it's already been set up.

Wildflowers with my morning coffee. In these topsy-turvy times, so important to savor the simple blessings. #bloomscrolling #cafe #howick

#confessional #poetry #book #adultsonly

Use the coupon SW SALE for 25% off my book of poetry on @smashwords.bsky.social In which we love Holly K. Archer Contains adult and sensitive themes #nipple #poem #cinquain #intimacy #erotica

'Be a Slut' is the closing piece in my collection. Link to ebook in bio. #poetry #slut #sex #love #lust #hope #writersky

#poetry #inwhichwelove #music #af books2read.com/iwwl

#poetry #inwhichwelove #nonmonogamy books2read.com/iwwl

It's Read an eBook Week! Link in bio to mine, if you'd like to check it out. Adult themes, coarse language.

It's Read an eBook Week! Find mine via @smashwords.bsky.social

Rewriting your online #dating profile in mid-life is basically just wondering whether you can list back pain as a hobby.

Where popular portrayals of polyamory most often miss the mark is in the idea that the practice is primarily about having sex with multiple partners. Polyamory is mostly about intimacy, not sex, and it has ethics at its core. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/polyamory-isnt-all-about-sex/

We are told we need cynical strategies to "play" the dating game, but the science says this is totally wrong. David Robson enjoys an evidence-based takedown from psychologist Paul Eastwick

#EcksteinsMonthOfMusic #MusicChallenge #MusicSky 13 - song about your favorite colour

A few 🥝 ones: The World's Fastest Indian With Big Naturals Stickmen With Big Naturals What we do in the Shadows With Big Naturals An Angel at My Table With Big Naturals

Hey @bsky.app Is there a way to disable the go live function? It seems so easy to hit by accident.