I need Venus to cut three inches of hair and get a deep conditioning treatment to make his hair more beautiful #VanderpumpRules

Chris and Jason #VanderpumpRules #VPR

Shocker! They’re all criminals

Merry Christmas everyone!

What type of parents raised you to shit in the shower? Fucking disgusting animals. #BELOWDECKMED

Joshua from #BelowDeckMed or Ringi Starrs illegitimate love child? 🤔

Angel getting ready to have her moment with “nobody will be disrespectful to me in my home”. Girl why not just throw them out now instead of making them fly to Colorado? You get offended by fly farts. You’re doing too much! #RHOP

Joe you may be a single man as you say but you pursue women in a small space with BIG fuck boy energy. You treat women like they’re disposable and then use your accent and aww shucks manner to get away with it. You suck so you should back of Gael #BELOWDECKMED

Kiearna making excuses for getting a damn frame with hearts surrounding it. Girl you’re not 14 and that’s not a damn ring. #RHOP

Ashley kissing your friends son? Girl you’re gross #RHOP

Out of the mouths of babes! Best line of the night came from Cam Osefo “Is this a Donald Trump plate?” Stacey “It’s an American flag” Cam “Same thing”. And that little girl was right to be offended #RHOP

So per Kierna on #WWHL in Nieves Stacey said twice (off camera of course) that she’s not interested in being friends with Kierna. This trip was after K had gone after her twice already. Leaving ALL OF THAT aside, if S said it why wouldn’t K bring that up first at the lunch between them? 🤔 #RHOP

I’m with Gizelle. Angel did an Airbnb for the show and can’t stay past a month so the company prevents squatting. This is some crazy bs just for the show. And why wouldn’t she be out looking at houses all the damn time??? #RHOP

Salley was clearly never taught that “if he wants you he’ll make a move” #SouthernCharm

Release the Epstein files. Release the Jan. 6 documents. Lock up the war criminals. Abolish the ICE Gestapo. Lock up the felon.

Well that and the politicians on both sides of the aisle who happen to be on the list themselves

And why would Lisa not know that Marcus’ mother passed away three months ago if she’s actually their boss? #VanderpumoRules

You k ow what throws off my vibe with the new #VanderpumpRules? All of these “struggling employees” seem to have fabulous homes, clothes, etc… they don’t seem to have to struggle at all which makes it seem inauthentic

Tom Schwartz still trying to be on everything #Bravo #VanderpumpRules

So Sally’s party is a bunch of young pretty women and then the same five used condoms parading around as men for singles? Oh wait there’s the new cabbage haircut Whitner. Which girl will throw themselves at him per productions prodding? It’s very contrived #SouthernCharm

I need Bravo to stop trying to sell Kory as attractive #SouthernCharm

Personally I find showers (baby, wedding) boring as all hell. What’s more boring than attending one? Being forced to watch one as a season opener #SouthernCharm

Anyone else get the sense that Andy is REALLY tired of Tamra’s shit? I don’t think I’ve ever seen him go in on a HW this hard ever. I actually think he should do this more often #RHOC

I’m torn. I dislike all three of them. But right now I really loathe Emily and Gretchen for making me think Tamra is the one telling the truth here. Their actions are way too inauthentic #RHOC

I wish all Bravolebs would just stop with the “I don’t ever watch the show” storyline. It’s old, and nobody believes it because these people are always able to pull “their facts” from thin air after a year and a half has passed unless they’re in the hot seat. Looking at you this time Jen #RHOC

I need to understand why anyone gives a fuck if Eddie is in fact gay? It’s 2025 people. If a lavender marriage works for them who gives a fuck? And if Eddie isn’t gay? I ask again who gives a fuck? It has zero impact on the show because EDDIE has zero impact on the show #RHOC

God I’m sick of Gretchen. #rhoc

How can Jen ever be offended by people if she’s completely incapable of remembering ANYTHING EVER? #RHOC

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!!! Emily is a horrible bully #RHOC

Jen is the girl that always followed the “cool girls” and never spoke up for herself or anyone else and if it wasn’t obvious before, it’s crystal clear now. While I know Tamara is exaggerating about Jen’s actions I don’t think she’s fully lying 1/1

The only issue I’m having with the Meredith and Lisa on the plane story and now everyone is feeling bad for Britani is this… Why didn’t anyone change seats with the girl? If you all feel that bad and it was as horrible as you’re saying why not help her out? I don’t even like B but I’d do it #RHOSLX

Okay Nathan breaking the fourth wall while eavesdropping is pretty damn funny #BelowDeck #BelowDeckMed #BelowDeckMediterranean

Soooo what we get tonight is a repeat of last season with women throwing themselves at Joe and the dollar store version of The Bachelor? This is lame. #BeliwDeck #BelowDeckMed #BelowDeckMediterranean

Britani going in on Meredith has me DYING right now!!! #RHOSLC

Britani and her daughter meeting up. You can see the everlasting hurt in Olivia’s face and Britani is missing the point. I hope she’s able to find her way back to her kids but I think it’s unlikely unfortunately. #RHOSLC

The Mary and Angie conversation vs. the Heather and Lisa conversation is very telling isn’t it? Angie listened and more importantly heard what Mary had to say and took accountability. Lisa started crying and continued to talk shit about Angie with zero accountability #RHOSLC

Kiearna is dressed ALL THE WAY up for the Tally Ho! #RHOP

As if Wendy and Eddie getting arrested for fraud wasn’t enough Ahely will be on #WWHL on Sunday! Oooh shits going to get MESSY!!! Looks like I’m staying up late and not catching it on the DVR! #RHOP

Alexia asking “did you guys eat each other out” and Julia says”I respect Adriana too much to go into details”. Liar. I believe Adriana. I believe Julia used her to get on the show. Cheating and lying seem to come very easy. #RHOM

Yeah….. I still don’t believe Julia #RHOM

Yes He Is‼️ 💙

Kiearna is clearly in her second official season and giving that season 2 housewife energy. Let’s see where this leads us. But girl what’s with the crowns? We heading to a pageant after each event or something? #RHOP

This opening scene and all I can think is Giselle has never looked so good. She’s always been beautiful but misguided in her fashion, hair and make up. But today? Gorgeous!! Get it G!! #RHOP

Stacy is “that girl” that can NEVER not be in a relationship. Girl be so fucking for real here. I have to say it makes the TJ (asshole that he is) story seem all the more plausible. #RHOP

Larsa calling Guerdy a bully? Girl shut up you’re the bully. You poke and then turn the victim flag towards yourself when you’re called out. Get bent #RHOM

Okay just catching up…. Nobody’s buying Julias crocodile tears right? I don’t think I believe that she and Adriana slept together either. The jury is still out but if that was such a factor, why continue the friendship for two more years? I don’t know it rings false to me #RHOM

Two weeks in a row and Lisa is not handling her arguments well. Louder never means winning girl. #RHOSLC

No no I’m not getting Karen Huger vibes when she was trying to prove Ray wasn’t guilty of tax evasion at all from Lisa’s lunch. I won’t believe she totally copied the Grand Dame #RHOSLC #EHOP

Not me turning on the closed captions so I can follow this entire gout dick sucker fight! #RHOSLC