Im tired and horny. What an annoying combination

I'm on a plane for the 3rd month in a row.

This woman is goals, don't deny it!

Have you considered hot, nasty gay sex? If you haven't, you should!

One of the facts in the rise of fascism is being caused by economic stability. Guess whose causing the economic destability? Not immigrates that's who

How does one write a neurotypical character?

I was heating up some potstickers and a fly flew into the microwave. I said, "Your death is inevitable." Before closing the doors. For 30 seconds, I heated my food and when I opened, the fly flew out. "You are the fly messiah for you live this sacred day." I said reverently All hail the fly messiah

I would like to remind everyone that HRT reminds your body that you are, in fact, your true gender and that it must now undergo biological changes towards that gender. So, in fact biologically, trans women are female and trans men are male.

Chat, I've decided to come out to you all. I'm racist. Horribly and utterly racist... against elves. Fuck those pointy ear limp dick femboys! Their tree living way and their bullshit isolationism

You might not like it, but this is the image of peak feminine prowess.

It has always been my dream to become a pretty Saiyan girl. Always since I was a little kid. Being a warrior princess was basically my transition goal until I got too dysphoric to exercise. But oh well, in some universe I'm my ideal self and I'm perfectly okay with it not being this one

Chaos isn't evil since slavery and tyranny is a part of Order. Taking away choices is the very antithesis of chaos.

I feel sorry for homoromantic heterosexual and heteroromantic homosexual folks. It must be confusing as fuck to want sex with someone you don't want to date and date someone you have no interest fucking

If anyone is interested. RPG the Card to game is on drivethruRPG #TTRPG #RPG legacy.drivethrurpg.com/m/product/53...

Nobody is spoiled goods. Nobody. Virginity doesn't exist, it's a social construct to control and humiliate women. However, if it helps any, the loss of virginity is between two consenting adults (or at least those of similar ages). Anything less doesn't count

It's ironic to me that Israel, a jewish state, is committing the same crimes their ancestors escaped from. But, it's not too much of a surprise that an ethnostate, no matter the ethnic, would choose genocide first before all other options

Rights and Laws are just paper; you can rip them up. What you can't rip up is belief and the willingness to uphold those rights and laws.

Anybody who uses the word "Woke" unironically is most definitely a bigot. Woke is a label that the right places on anything they don't like and doesn't actually have a real meaning to it beyond being the past tense version of Wake.

I make a mean hotdog. Every one of them is very delicious and they're never not delicious

Allow me to introduce the original girlboss

My brother and childhood friend invented a game called Bouncy. We had a yoga ball, and the goal was to bounce on the yoga ball while a guardian defended it with an arsenal of Nerf guns. There wasn't really a win condition at first, and for some reason, I was always the guardian

I wish I had a lot of money. I would start supporting indie game companies to keep making amazing games and style on triple A titles. I'd probably give into nepotism and pay a lot of people I care about to do jobs that don't require a lot of effort

Ya know, if we all stopped paying taxes, nobody could do anything about it. In fact, it would probably cause upheaval in the US since the governments rely on our tax dollars. Not to mention there's barely an IRS. They can't stop us all

I often leave discord servers when I have to start stressing over every comment I've ever said jokingly or not. I just don't feel like dealing with that, I get exhausted by people second guessing my motivations for some question I asked or comment I said. I literally mean exactly what I say!

I wish I had friends I could test my TTRPG game with smh

I blame the british!

Fried sushi is the most genius invention you'll ever taste.

I need some goons, chat. Can you give me some goons?

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the cinemas as a kid :3

Allow me to introduce you to the original members of Antifa. They fought on the ocean, in the air, on the beaches, in the forests, in the valleys, and on the desert. They fought for my rights and your rights, even when you use them to hurt others. They fought fascism in all its forms

Nobody really cares about your body hair. Unless you're a literal werewolf, in which case everybody should be running or worshipping the ground you walk on, nobody cares about your body hair

Why can't influences, youtubers, and artists be normal and not pedophiles? I swear to you, I can't go five seconds without learning one of my favorite songs get written by a murderous pedophile

They made the anime for Onimai: Oniichan wa Oshimai really lewd and gross for no reason at all. In the manga, it's quite wholesome, as the character slowly learns that being a girl can be great. But in the anime, they just straight up turn it into softcore hentai

Ducks are in a never ending biological arms war where their reproductive organs become more and more complex just to rape/prevent rape. Yup, ducks are habitual rapers and the females evolve to fight against them. How crazy and gross is that? Thank god, I'm not a duck, but an elf

I love the old argument for why you should learn math was entirely based on that calculators would never evolve to be small enough to fit in your pocket. Now you have a PDA that can do far more than just math.

I am cringe

Sometimes AI is awful and unethical but then someone puts out an abridged version of Naruto with AI voice acting and it's the most cracked shit you've ever heard

Alligators and Crocodiles are real life dinosaurs that have only evolved a bit

My testicles paid for 2 whole free vacations. If you don't know, I got an orchidectomy meaning I got my balls removed months ago. I applied for a refund cuz ya know why not? Sometimes hospitals make you pay more than you need.

Rapture doesn't exist in the bible. Not that anything in the bible ever happened beyond maybe Jesus since he most likely existed son of god, god himself, or merely a man or not. And maybe the weird laws in the old testement since those were real laws placed down by the israelites

Have you ever thought about current events and wondered where the fuck the former presidents are and why they aren't fighting against it? Suspicious, don't you think? Maybe they're tired of politics but it's just so weird that they're doing nothing. Not Biden, Not Obama, not even Bush. How odd

I had chocolate pizza once when I was a toddler and since then I've been craving my next hit

I did not come here to lewd. I came here to love. Stop trying to make this lewd!

Corporations are destroying the world and creating dystopia. Yet nobody will do anything about it because things are far too comfortable to do anything about. I could scream to heaven, you'd all agree with me, and you'd still do nothing. Welp, I'm waiting for the apocalypse at this point

Kindness does not mean naivity. Kindness is often doing the right thing even if it hurts to do, even when it's painful and hurting you. Kindness can kill just as much as it can save. In a world of cruelity, kindess is punk. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P09...

The Star Wars Sequels aren't terrible movies. They are terrible star wars movies tho. The Originals started all and the prequels added nuance and world building that changed how we viewed SW. The sequels didn't add anything new or interesting to the universe.

Why do we have bed frames? I never thought about it but someone pointed it out to me and now I just don't understand. I can guess where they came from, but I can't understand why we still have them.

Why was Teenage me such a weeb? What was wrong with me?

Hmmmmmm. Saw Jaws in the movies, and for some reason, these two look so similar to each other. I wonder why.