MAGAs Say the Darndest Things
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Trump explains why his approval numbers have continued to drop.
about 22 hours ago
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Have you tried blaming Biden?
1 day ago
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem abruptly departs the hearing with the House Committee on Homeland Security early for another meeting, accompanied by her grandchild, because why wouldn’t she bring a baby?
2 days ago
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The guy who supposedly aced three cognitive tests lose his train of thought mid-sentence during a press conference.
2 days ago
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Trump admits that he doesn’t know how to use a lawnmower.
4 days ago
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Trump criticizes Jimmy Kimmel’s Kennedy Center Honors hosting performance. Jimmy Kimmel has never served as host for the Kennedy Center Honors.
4 days ago
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The man knows his audience. He should, he compels their attendance.
4 days ago
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Trump forgets that he has repeatedly demanded that Republicans nuke the filibuster.
7 days ago
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It’s unclear whether Secretary Leavitt is making an accusation or admitting that she has a problem.
12 days ago
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Trump declines to answer a reporter’s question, immediately forgets, and then answers the question.
12 days ago
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Trump gives his standard endorsement to Matt Van Epps for Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District. Convincing words from a man who’s looking more and more like Dorian Gray’s portrait.
13 days ago
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Secretary Noem sidesteps follow ups after being told that the Trump administration approved the DC shooter's asylum request.
13 days ago
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Trump brags about golf during a Thanksgiving call to American servicemen, and insists that he wins “legitimately,” because that’s how all honest players describe their wins.
15 days ago
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Maybe they should release his MRI results before he deports the Pilgrims.
16 days ago
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Trump brags about West Virginia election victory when asked about attending funeral for National Guard member.
16 days ago
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Vance accidentally endorses the same message as Democrats in 'illegal orders' video.
16 days ago
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17 days ago
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JD Vance decides that the day before Thanksgiving is the perfect time to piss off America’s turkey farmers.
17 days ago
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Trump cancels Biden's turkey pardons in rambling speech to this year’s turkeys.
18 days ago
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Defense Secretary Hegseth wants Sen. Mark Kelly of Arizona to know that he means business when and if the captain is recalled to active duty.
19 days ago
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Trump accidentally admits that it is the buyers of goods and products that is paying (or trying to avoid paying) his tariffs.
19 days ago
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem holds a press conference featuring 29 TSA agents receiving bonus checks that were not actually checks.
21 days ago
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Trump has never looked at or talked about JD Vance this way.
21 days ago
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Trump insists that he and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman are not sleeping together.
23 days ago
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Sen. Lindsey Graham blocks the repeal of a senate money grab, because he has nothing to hide except his need for a free $500,000.
23 days ago
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Now that Congress has voted to compel the Department of Justice (DOJ) to release the Epstein files, Bondi announces that the DOJ is beginning a new investigation.
23 days ago
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Speaker Johnson is mortified after the Senate votes to release the Epstein Files by unanimous consent.
24 days ago
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Trump randomly explains trans sports controversy to Saudi investors at the U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum.
24 days ago
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Trump brags about his humility at the U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum.
24 days ago
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Trump defends Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman by implying that maybe Jamal Khashoggi had it coming.
25 days ago
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Every World Cup 2026 venue in the USA is also the home of the local NFL team. Safety is not an issue. Trump is trying to set himself up to extort tributes from the host cities.
25 days ago
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Trump rambling at the McDonald’s Impact Summit, demonstrates his concern about Americans' concerns about affordability. Yeah, he’s loving it.
26 days ago
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What’s the bigger takeaway? Trump referring to Americans in second person rather than including himself, or that he advocates for foreigners building our munitions?
26 days ago
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“Last night,” would have been Friday, when the show was broadcasting a rerun of an episode from two weeks ago.
26 days ago
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Trump is apparently confusing Cadillac insurance plans with people buying Cadillacs.
27 days ago
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Trump crashes another wedding at Mar a Lago, and awkwardly rambles about heaven before a guest tells him 'this isn’t the place.’
27 days ago
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Trump shouts at a reporter for asking a question that he should have a prepared response for by now.
28 days ago
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Stephanie Miller takes Sean Hannity to school.
30 days ago
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Trump speaks before signing an Executive Order entitled "Fostering the Future for American Children and Families,” and struggles to formulate a coherent sentence.
about 1 month ago
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He literally fought in court to strip families of food assistance. His ICE agents pepper sprayed a baby just last week. And USAID cuts are projected to lead to the deaths of more than 4.5 million children under 5 globally, by 2030.
about 1 month ago
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Trump shocked to find out that some Republicans can do more than one thing at a time.
about 1 month ago
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Karoline Leavitt won't deny Trump spent 'hours' with victim at Epstein's house, claims it proves his innocence.
about 1 month ago
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Trumpcare - it’s like Obamacare that no one can explain, and a better name - at least until the insurance companies start contributing to his ballroom or whatever.
about 1 month ago
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Not satisfied with honoring American veterans, Trump makes the Veteran’s Day ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery about himself. His eventual Victory Day Vietnam address should be extra memorable.
about 1 month ago
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Trump reveals his concept of a plan for America's growing health care crisis without giving details about a vague idea to send cash to affected policyholders to replace subsidies while bypassing insurance firms.
about 1 month ago
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Trump explains to Laura Ingram why consumers don’t realize that prices are down, and debuts his latest new word.
about 1 month ago
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Grandpa’s worrying about falling down the stairs again.
about 1 month ago
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When Trump doesn’t know about something, he assumes that nobody knows anything about it.
about 1 month ago
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Having defunded the Bureau of Labor, Trump now relies on Walmart for his statistics. Walmart has reduced this year’s Thanksgiving package from 21 items to 15. Among the omitted items are sweet potatoes and pecan pie.
about 1 month ago
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Tuberville sounds just like a segregationist with a minority family moving into the house next door.
about 1 month ago
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