I just ripped the a fart with the most concentrated eggy stink I’ve ever smelled. I’m thankful for that. Haply Thanksgiving everyone!

Got a new fart mask setup. The stink goes DIRECTLY to the face and nose now, which is beyond perfect. I’ve tried it on myself, to great success, but I’d LOVE to try it on someone else. #fart #eproctophilia #gassy #gas #fartfetish #fetish

That feeling when you shouldn’t have drank milk and inulin before bed, and you had a terrible night’s sleep because you were full of nasty, eggy gas, and you have no choice but to wake up and launch that nasty gas out your ass for relief. My bedroom is thick with fart haze right now.

I can't stop farting. I have friends coming over, and the 2 pounds of lentils and, like, 2 cups of overnight oats is wrecking havoc on, well, everything. The haze of stink won't dissipate, even with a candle burning.

Got a new job. The Yankees beat the Red Sox. I have my energy back. The last 24 hours have been great. I haven’t a better way to celebrate than get obnoxiously gassy. TO THE GROCERY STORE, FOR MILK!

Looking to purchase a few #commissions for my new OC, Gruffle the Elephunk! He's an elephant/skunk hybrid, with the stomach capacity of an elephant, and the fart capabilities of a skunk! Need a #referencesheet and illustration done, and am considering several art styles! Thanks!

Yo, I was absolutely BLASTING ass last night, haha! My milk and inulin trick worked a liiiiiiiittle too well, and my massive bout of gas woke me up. Stayed up for 2 hours just ripping noxious, eggy farts under the covers. Wish I had someone to enjoy them, you know?! #bubbly #fart #ass #dutchoven