Have been asked to name my 10 favourite fictional TV characters! Might change my mind but currently going with, in order ... Tony Soprano, Hilda Ogden, Basil Fawlty, Walter White, Norman Stanley Fletcher, Logan Roy, Don Draper, Jack Regan, Sybil Fawlty, Private Godfrey

Quite an achievement by EFC to end 2024 as the lowest scorers of all 92 League clubs and a solid start to our attempt to go one better in 2025, and go a whole calendar year without registering a single attempt on target 😳

A happy day for Blues everywhere. Sunlit uplands on the horizon at last 💙

Nice line from Gary Neville … less like a Manchester derby than a donkey derby

EFC one match away from heading into the valedictory Goodison derby in the relegation zone, with LFC top of the league. Don’t know why we ever expected anything different 🙄

Remarkably vivid dream last night … Man Utd beat Everton 3-0 but the game took place on castle ramparts and afterwards Alex Ferguson took me for lunch in a Portuguese restaurant. Wonder which bit of that will come true 🤔

‘We’re waiting for a team member coming in on an alternative service’ … this morning’s breezy excuse from GWR, explaining why the 6.50 from Paddington to Great Malvern is delayed by 15 minutes 🙄

Sweet scene. Can imagine Obama or Biden doing this. Trump, not so much … x.com/thebusharchi...

Very happy to join this space with all those seeking fresh air after that horrible musky smell