The scholar snorts, barely disguising his laughter. "Who could have known, that your past self seems to be more active than your present! Now how come that your timeline has been crossed? Is this a consequence of faster-than-light travel?"

"You look like you have been haunted, dragon boy."

"Hyacinthia, I have already said it enough times. It's Anaxagoras!" Waves a dismissive hand. "Anyway... anything interesting to report? You know everybody likes to talk."

The day has just become sparklier.

Anaxa was the one to break the second kiss, tugging at Kaeya's hair to bring his head down so he could listen to what he had to say. "You and your stupid chivalric code... you really were at a loss, huh? I swear I've met puppies way less restrained than you..." He finally let go of him. Gazing »

That really sets his nerves aflame. He got drunk SEVERAL times. Tried to get in his pants not once, but several times! With one quick hand, the alchemist grapples the cavalry captain's chin in a forceful grip and brings him down to eye level. "You are the worst flirting man I've ever met." And »

Anaxa stops in his tracks to stare at Kaeya from head to toe. "Come again?" He takes a step forward, his voice sounding way more menacing than he really wanted. He's confused but also... a little bit... a teensy. Mad.

Oh well... WHAT Anaxa pushes the man away with a grunt. "Just what in the deepest hell you think you are doing, idiot?"

|| whoops half of the people that were following me weren't notified

Kicks his shin in retaliation.

"WHO are you calling little guy?"

"Do you wanna taste a magic bullet, bitch boy?"

"hold on, what the actual hells are you doing?!" Shotgun locked and loaded and pointing at Kaeya's balls. "Unhand me. Now."

Just be a whore and problem solved. Kiss everybody.

There's a really pretty redhead escorting him out of the tavern while he giggles and asks for his house address, drunk as piss. It's the first time he allows himself a proper drinking night since he landed there, with the mora he earned from helping out a florist. "I swear, just drop me off the »

It was Klee's turn to defend the man, positioning herself between Kaeya and Anaxa. "Stop it, Kaeya! The Mint Cat Mage wouldn't let anybody get hurt! He promised me!"

"That's impossible!" Anaxa turned to face Kaeya, gun still in hand. "Since she's not allowed to blow up real fish, I decided she could practice with cardboard ones! Look at that!" Points at the fake cardboard fish... or what's left of them.

oh but it IS him and Klee! They are exploding targets that look like fish! "Hahahaha! Now watch this, little girl!" he shot the bomb right after she threw it with a 'yippee!' and the explosion became greater and more destructive. Both girl and madman laugh at that heartily.

Anaxa holds the mouse by the tail, watching it wiggle with an inquisitive eye. "Hmm... looks like you're a rough player... let's bring your friend back from the brink." To be fair, the healing potion he carries with himself has never been tested on animals, so it's a gamble. He opens the bottle »

"Now you are bringing me hunt trophies?"

"You all are complete inepts."

Who said tits-

The explosions could guide him to where that certain small alchemist is—

"Interesting. You don't seem to look much stronger either." It's nice to sit high.

Anaxa leans on Boothill's hand to quietly examine it, then adjusts the angle briefly before lifting the tails of his coat and sits on the man's forearm.

"Hmph. Show me your hand."

Ugh... so nauseous...

"You will take the recommendation, like it or not."

Anaxa puts the chimera right in front of the young man. "Come on. Put out that rigid face and pet it. All that seriousness is going to wear you down." He dangles coconut from side to side.

"SO enlighten me! Is it because I have been loitering near the grounds of your sacred tree?" He supposes it's sacred, since there's a fancy statue of a twinkish angel and all. Pretty cute. He even dusted it off. "As an outlander, I have no right to seek refuge under its shadow?"

"Oh yeah? A trial?" His smile turns into a snarl, rolling his eye with disdain. "boring. I've had plenty. Why not a firing squad? With how bad their aim is, it might take half a day to properly kill me! I might as well fall dead from boredom!" He keeps taunting as a means to show how mad he is.

"Kidnapping? Hmph. I'm just picking it up for pets. How judgemental of you! Thought you were the brains of your ragtag bunch of trailblazers!" As a demonstration, he squish coconut against his chest. "Look at this fluffiness..."

Hahahaha!

At least this time he won't be chased away by Hyacine, like she did when he attempted to grab one of the mems. He sneaks right to the back of the animal and quickly grabs it. "What an incredible specimen we have here!"

Marvelous creature. He might snatch it.

"Oh. WOAH. So being a stranger is now a crime, just because little princess had his jingles jangled too hard!" Because he KNOWS what's going on here. He just wants Kaeya to say it out loud and in front of his own men. The situation is already embarrassing enough with what he just said. Enough to »

"Like the many I have already cracked?" Deranged laughter fills the room. He's a cornered animal right now, and will fight tooth and nail if he needs to to recover his freedom. "What's the meaning of this?"

The infirmary hosts at least half a squad of them with a wide range of wounds before they finally managed to seize him, by the way. and he's NOT happy. "And what are you going to do, eh? Hang me from the main square and let people throw eggs at me? How unoriginal! This is authority abuse!"

"No, I do not have a child called "Lohen"."

"Why is everybody so worked up about spring? Is it the pollen? the pheromones, perhaps?" Great time to observe behaviors......

He should rejoice at the other man's pain, but right now Anaxa is way too angry topay attention to other's suffering. "No, what's wrong with you!?" Points at him after fixing his robes "going around, picking people up as if they're property! What kind of oaf raised you?"

All bark and no bite?! Huhh?? THE AUDACITY?!! THIS CALLS FOR IMMENSE RETRIBUTION! Anaxa grunts and kicks the man's crotch with the heel of his boot. "I've had enough of this!"