And here's the bigger picture: "To pop, or not to pop, that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the hills and valleys of outrageous widths, or to take arms against a stretch of length. And by highs grant them." -DerpWolf

Woops. It's my BD. You have like 3 minutes to wish me a HBD. :p

It's Monday.

Getting it wet before it gets inserted. Can you take the knot? It's quite the width though. And as soon as it slips in I'll just lay on your back for a while.

Looking right into my goal... uh no... role?...pole?... uh no that's not it either... sole? Hmmm maybe?! Hole? *giggles* Ah! Soul! Looking right into my soul! *blank derp stare*

It's going to be a quicky I said. 😈

Woof!

Apparently I have been wearing my jockstrap wrong these past few days. Is this how you do it? It smells a little bit though.

I was listening to random songs and heard one that I faintly recognise but couldn't place. 🤔Started listening it over and over again. I know for sure I know it from something! Gave up and moved on. Few weeks later I heard it again. Why do I know this song!? And then I remembered. It was from porn. 🫣

Ugh... dried jizz on the hairs on my legs pulling like glue.

"If I hide in this cloud I'm sure nobody will see me." -DerpWolf

🎶Hold it. Don't break it. ... You feel the static. Tonight is magic. ... You've been looking for an answer for so long you've got to have it.🎶

TGIFF... It's "Thank god it's fucking friday!" Not "Thank god it's Fisting Friday!" You and your dirty mind. Leave those dirty thoughts to me! 😈

*sigh* not really feeling it today (past days actually). Not really down. Just a bit weak I guess. Cuddles? Hmmm this bean bag makes me look like I am in a huge speech bubble.

I have a thing for gloves. They're like a nice pair of sneakers or boots. Or like socks on feet. It's more about the aesthetic rather than their functionality. But then again. They can have a different use than their intended purpose. Well to me at least. IYKYK 😇

If it fits we sits! Look at them smiling all cute in the moist warmth of my boots.

Did I just see someone hiding? "Hey you! Yeah you! Come out of your hiding place! Don't be afraid, I'm not gonna hurt you! I just wanna play!"

While everyone is rooting for Blåhaj. I have my Livlig. (Suspiciously eyeing my '"excitement" for this wetsuit.)

Always at the ready for humping legs and being of service to naughty boys who have certain needs. (Deine befriedigung ist unsere priorität! - Your satisfaction is our priority!)

And they are really the nicest people! (I'm trying my best not to be biased. They really are.)

I really don't get Threads by IG. I mean I understand (but despise) their grabby need to get a share of micro blogging. But I won't survive there for long when I share my naughty thoughts and 'stuff' on it. It's already annoying to walk on thin ice on IG. Let alone adding words in the mix. Fuck me!

When the smoke of the breech settles. It's time to exchange IDs. Tap the @kinktr.ee patch with your phone when you see this pupofficer. And let him tap you(rs). 👉👈

Taking selfies is a struggle! Let me *does air quotes* 'show' you on my IG. www.instagram.com/reel/DHOrT_c...

Second sighting confirmed by @rangerpuppy.bsky.social . We're close!

Your kinktag is the ultimate shortcut to sharing all your social profiles. Connected to your kinktr.ee, linking is as easy as it gets. No typing, no searching. Stick it. Tap it. Aaaaand got it. 📲

Now that I've caught your attention! About that ball you fake-threw last time. You think I'm a dumb mutt when I chased The Ball? How about I grab all the balls I find on you and play with it? I bet there are some sticks there as well. Next time you throw The Ball. Better do it! Or else!

Attention all K9-units! Possible sighting of Mr. Squirrel at coords 51°13'59.3"N 4°24'06.7"E. Stand by for grab and bag extraction.

Who needs rescuing? Do I need to bring out the nightstick or the yum stick? All patches made by me except for Kinktree. @kinktr.ee is @cuffed.store 's newest project: NFC tags. Tap me when you need my socials when you see me. Link in bio.

Pro tip: To prevent creases in your neoprene gear, it is advised to wear it all the time. -DerpWolf

Accept your fate. Dronification is inevitable.

I think I like my new boots... 🥵

Dear friends, I am asking everyone to take a moment to vote for Mu Delta who is nominated for Fetish DJ of the Year for the X-Awards at Darklands 2025. It would mean a lot to him (and me as his BF) if you vote for him. Please help share this message if you can. darklands.be/x-awards/ 🫶

I checked the toilet stalls for insertions. "CLEAR!" *grumbles* ...unfortunately... Team mates: What? Me: Nothing!

Wanna sit? Just relax and slowly let me massage... internally. 😁

How do you like my new hood conveniently hanging on my 🍆?😁

So I've made sure I am able to see sexy pictures in my Bluesky setting. Now who can I follow for some tasty content? I'm lubing up already. 😁🥵😈