Cover reveal for UPTON ARMS by Scott Craven 🎉 The Bucket List meets the Paranormal coming October! Pre-order now! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/upton-arms... 🎃🎉🎃🎉🎃🎉 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞? 𝐀𝐜𝐡𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞-𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡.

Fortunately I noticed this warning on a light strip just as I was igniting the Duraflame. If only last night’s overdone steak had come with a similar warning.

Why yes, Legos would make a nice Christmas present. How did you know?

The good news: it looks cool. The bad: once again, no pot of gold. And more rain.