"That's what she signed!" -Michael Scott if he were deaf

Am I nuts, or did these used to have like a blueberry scent? Maybe they removed the smell to discourage kids from eating them, or maybe I just thought they had a scent because they were blue? Nothing online mentions a scent.

Going back in time to meet Harald Bluetooth and explain to him about Lovense.

If I were a fascist dictator, I would spend my time doing actually important things, like making it illegal for Jared Leto to act in any movies.

Doug Libertymutual has such serial killer energy, which is an odd choice for an insurance mascot.

Grohl-ing around at the speed of sound

"She had her boat through the impossible strait."

If you wanna be MY lover, you gotta get with MY friends (coincidentally, my friends are ALSO the Spice Girls)

I think RFK Jr. was behind the Tylenol Murders in the 80s. I don't have any evidence to back this up, but apparently you don't need evidence to make wild claims about Tylenol.

Listening to albums the way God intended (with YouTube's 128kbps compression and a "LiMu Emu" ad between every track)

Guy who stole the tennis player's hat from that kid, and that Karen who stole that baseball from some kid's dad... caught having an affair at a Coldplay concert.

How the heck am I supposed to "enjoy the silence" when you keep playing all those synths and drum machines and shit??

Guys, stop what you're doing! Chris Houlihan has been found!! youtu.be/SY00ri_a9y4?...

The flag was at half-mast today at work, and I was like "oh god are they really paying respects to that shithead?" But then I realized it was probably just for 9/11.

Japan names adult videos the way Homestuck Trolls name their movies.

I want to draw an Ange Katrina/Agnes Tachyon crossover... but... drawing anime is too hard bleh

Every time I see anything related to Bocchi the Rock, I hear Strifetoons Doomguy saying, "The Rock!"

Southeast Asian 80's new wave band, Durian Durian.

Kidz Bop version of Buzz Ballads

Was trying to free up space on my C drive... finally found the culprit... an 800GB crash report file from DaVinci Resolve???

There's definitely something wrong with my backup drive. That's not good.

The "and so... they were both bottoms" meme but it somehow leads to a Double Gerald's Game situation.

Any other artists have an extensive reference folder full of images they'll never use?

Do you think the people who make Claritin still use Windows XP?

I don't even understand webp. I've opened an image in its own tab, it's clearly a jpg or a png file, and yet trying to save the file forces it to download as a webp...

The boss music from Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure scared me for some reason. When I got towards the end of level 10, I would always turn the music off. (What's weirder is that I feel like the PC speaker sound effects for the boss are scarier than the music, but they never bothered me)

Obviously James Dobson was killed by the new Cracker Barrel logo.

I like that every umamusume is autistic.

Going through every T-Square song to determine if they feature an EWI (or Lyricon).

Classifying bands by how far into their career (and by how few original members are left) before they release their self-titled album.

I drew Agnes Tachyon in wplace and now several other people have joined in with other umamusume.

I wonder what percent of wplace is just Undertale/Deltarune sprites.

I would hope that by the year 3000 we'd have finally solved all the science mysteries. Let's aim for just "Science Theater 3000."

I can't wait until 20 years from now when they make Freakiest Friday.

"All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is there, in Jessie's arms" -Rick Springfield if he were in Depeche Mode

There should be a metric of how well you understand science/technology and its history, based on how far back in time you could go and still be able to explain the modern world to people.

Autism is spending hours searching online for the perfect test tubes to use for an Agnes Tachyon cosplay, despite knowing that you'd never even bother actually making one.

Where does glue come from in umamusume world?

This would almost be a joke if it were an Italian sub wrestling with a gyro.

Butte Without the 'E' (Butt from the Team)

My brain keeps singing "umamusume" to the tune of the Samsung "Homecoming" alarm tone.

Sweep Tosho and Twin Turbo when??

Breaking: Racist Star of 'Santa With Muscles" Hulk Hogan Dies At 71

The whole vshojo thing is nuts. Makes me not want to ever actually start streaming, yet also it makes me want to start streaming in spite of everything. It's weird.

Knockoff umamusume game with greyhound anime girls.

Porter Robinson's "Is There Really No Happiness" Except Some People Really DO Die of Nostalgia

Youtube stop showing me Grainger ads, I don't own a warehouse to keep stocked with PPE.

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