Kids today will never understand the appeal of the Transmogrifier.

I'm sorry, Over Soul, but after multiple repeat listens to all three versions of Koeru, I may have a new favorite anime OP IT'S JUST SO FUCKING GOOD MAN

Kurt Russell, in massive debt, drives his semi truck into small Asian district, finds locals have large issues.

www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/202... Oh shit. Hopefully he finds a translator/publisher soon. The DDS novels go bananas after that first one.

I really need to get those Snackbyte Uma mugs someday The idea that Haru and Turbo misunderstood "trainer cup" and made silly coffee mugs is adorably derpy. Haru got Rice to help her too. Bonus points for the extra bit about Rudolf rolling with it.

I am legally obligated any time I come across Through the Night being posted to say: Watch Outlaw Star, dammit.

in sicilian you can apparently call someone stupid by just quacking at them

This, Synchrogazer, and Over Soul are the gold standard, what I consider top tier openings. The pinnacle of hype.

Happy 4th of July to Chibodee Crockett and his multicultural pit crew only. It takes a REAL AMERICAN to pilot a kindergartner's What I Want To Be When I Grow Up? homework (a mecha quarterback cowboy boxer surfer astronaut)

I don't know what illicit horse roids Cygames just injected Uma with but my GOD they're working. Got my first S and SS runs with the updated Unity Cup. We made it past the MANT hump, ya'll.

Elder emos, IBO fans, and Uma fans all share a common trait: They all have an instinctual trigger phrase. If you wanna test this, play Black Parade, Raise Your Flag, or Umapyoi Legend in a crowd at a convention.

Every time I read the news, I feel this.

Screamer intro but it's Rage of Dust by Spyair

My only complaint about Uma's music was that there wasn't a version of Koeru with Oguri doing the vocals Turns out I was wrong, she has a solo version and a duet with Tamamo. 10/10 soundtrack, fucking christ I love when anime/games have the VAs doing the music. youtu.be/zt5Ouq6PJXA?...

Anyone have any idea what this die is from? I can't find a single clear answer anywhere. The best guess I have is either it's VtM or some kind of promo.

Finished up the Aider parts and the Acerby D tonight. Like the twintails and overall design on the Aider, wish she had an alternate stomach piece in white or flesh tone to break up the pink a little. Acerby D is VERY tight, and her boob strappy bits like to pop off, but otherwise very nice!

You know you're in a potentially bad spot when System of a Down lyrics start making sense.

I want these people who think customer/food service is easy minimum wage/lower paying work to do a week or two behind the counter and then tell me what they think. It takes a lot of restraint to not just backhand someone.

I once had an uber driver who tried to sell me on the autopilot in his model 3 being safer than his own driving skills. The second he turned it on and took his hands off the wheel (NEVER TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THE WHEEL), we flew into the oncoming lane. These things are deathtraps on wheels.

What I expected going into Uma: Mambo, umapyoi umapyoi~, Gold Ship shenanigans, Super Creek making people want to break the rule of "do not the honse" What I got: FEELS, absurdly hype music, Super Creek making people want to break the rule of do not the honse, the urge to protect Aston Machan ;n;

Reposting for REASONS!!!

youtu.be/VUEDN2Unf_w?... THE WIND TOLD HIM TO COME BACK

Every time I think this administration can't sink lower, this type of shit comes out in the open. They seriously planned on marking nearly 3 million as dead to entrap them. Vile, ignorant, just cartoonishly evil pieces of shit. kfor.com/news/washing...

youtu.be/8Kov-gzuhDc?... Thank you for reminding me of the best video on the internet

When the full game is out I want to see a hypercut video where every time Kratos & Atreus mourn for Laufey it then says "meanwhile" and cuts to her air juggling 5 demons to heavy metal music.

Cygames should go back and "remaster" every Umamusume episode. And by that I mean the only change should be Aston Machan hidden away somewhere in every episode staring at us.

I was aware RAM prices shot up I was not aware how much, my 16x2 Kingston Beasts were $77 in 2024 They're now $300+. Fuck all cryptobros.

Bandai announces anime and gacha kits Me, hoping for more Umamsume kits in 30MS/30MP or at least a reprint of 30MS Teio:

Seen on a lamppost recently. No phone numbers to call, no other text or info. Just VIAGRA (alternative)

Day 2 of upgrades. Tomorrow will be work on the type-C member of the team, which is the one I'm honestly the most excited to work on.

Me waking up for work in the morning:

I didn't think I could get emotional over a horse's sad story but then I learned of Aston Machan And now I'm dedicated to saving my carats for her, I'm sorry Summer Golshi/Camping Taiki but someone needs to be remembered.

The team got a few upgrades. New legs, arms, hands, and SKATES Still gotta build the Turbo bodies, put the Float Unit thighs on the middle girl, and do all the work on the Type C kit but definitely looking better.

The most terrifying of punishments.

Nothing screams "this is from the early 2000s" like a sports game having Hoobastank, Yellowcard, and/or Breaking Benjamin on the soundtrack. What Crawling in the Dark has to do with MLB, I dunno, but I kinda like it.

Man, I wish I hadn't skipped out on the 30MS Tokai Teio... she's impossible to get now. I just wanted to give hachimi a gun.

In her SSR Guts card's final event, while brainstorming how to make herself stand out with a unique running style, Tannhauser decides the best course of action is to yell CRABBY-CRABBY and then side-scuttle away as Rice and Bourbon stare on in confusion. This little fuckin' goof.

I wasn't gonna buy a whole lot more plastic robot/mecha girl stuff for a second... but I saw the 30MS Turbo bodies and immediately went "those would be perfect for the kits based on my Starfinder/Mecha Hack/Shadowrun party..."

Took ages to get back to but Dragonia Knight/Lord is done. Of the 30MF line, this guy may be my favorite. Very fun build, lots of cool bits, good weapons, and he's super sturdy.

This was a magical time for child!Crunk. 10-12 years old and walking through Walmart/Fred Meyer's/Kay-Bee toy aisles, seeing MS that I knew nothing about, and just being in awe of them. I saw the figures for Sazabi and Nu before CCA came out here and it blew my mind how AWESOME they were.

It's a MAN'S NAME!

Dicking around making an Avatar EDH deck and this happened. 38 cards drawn at once I DON'T HAVE A GOOD ENOUGH MANA BASE FOR THIS SHIT Firebending doesn't truly stack. Giving something that already has it more just adds a new instance, which means Katara adds another trigger for EVERY instance.

Watching the SF2026 trailer again... I get it. They're trying to capture the appeal and stupidity of the 1994 movie, but not quite hitting the mark. The JCVD one is bad, yeah, as a SF movie, but as a schlocky ham-and-cheese sandwich with Raul Julia putting his whole ass into it, it's a fun movie.

Friend came by yesterday and just gave me this. 🫠

Also finally starting to understand the honse game. Got three A-ranks after I finally learned how sparks work. I still have yet to spend any money, either.

Everyone yell at Cygames to make Christmas Rudolf a proper skin

Random Crunk Shower Thought of the Day: Has anyone done Manbo's Mambo from Link's Awakening but with Tannhauser noises? Mambo's Mambo.

TEIYAH intensifies 30MF Dragonia Knight silhouette, will do up the armor tomorrow. Weapon is from the Rouei, realized it was vaguely Fireseal/Junkyard Dog shaped, and kinda had to. The Dragonia Lord kit comes with a sword that's very similar to Order-Sol's gigantic concrete slab on a stick.