Post your stellium fail here: hi, I‘m a 10H stellium with no career to speak of 👋

Jupiter leaving Cancer and Mercury stationing rx feels a bit like we‘ve been left cold, wet and shivering on the floor. You notice the lack of support only when it‘s gone…

Lol did not think I‘d spend this tiny window of time with both benefics in my 1H sick in bed 🥲

Due to my kids being sick/teething at the same time, I slept about 3 hours the last two nights. I now feel nauseous/shivery when upright out of sheer tiredness. So here‘s to me cancelling everything today and catching up on sleep - happy Mercury station day (in my 12H)!

Some reflections on Jupiter in Cancer: this was a 12H transit for me, and it pretty much coincided with the post-partum/baby phase for my second child. Yes, it brought a lot of sleepless nights and my head feeling permanently foggy (almost put formula into my coffee today 😅), but it also came with -

Just a heads up: the Leo eclipse this August happens at 20°, same degree Mars will station direct next April. So if you have any placements at around 20° of the fixed signs, things are about to get shaken up (cries in 21° Leo rising 😭)

Mars squaring my daughter‘s 1H ruler to the degree and of course she‘s home running a very high fever, in a heatwave 🔥😭

Thanks to AI, everyone can code now. What‘s more Aquarius/Gemini than that.

My hot take is that astrology is often way more literal than you think. Saturn in a water sign? Terrified of wet things/mess. Ruled by the Sun? First name means "light". Stuff like that. It‘s so on the nose sometimes.

A friend had her baby this weekend, a little Gemini Sun/rising with Moon in Virgo in mutual reception with Mercury in Cancer. How sweet 🥹

Me: Mercury rx isn‘t that bad Also me: in a Mercury profection 😬

Anyone else feel like things are "accelerating" right now? Like stuff is starting to happen that‘ll have far-reaching consequences. Feels a bit like eclipse season, except it isn’t. Is it because of the upcoming sign-changes (Mars, Jupiter?)

At work and just did an interview with someone who built their own tiny house and simultaneously got pregnant/had a baby. Just wish I knew their birth chart because what in the 5H transit was going on here

Mercury in a malefic enclosure and our internet, server, basically everything is down at work. So it‘s forced coffee break (Mercury copresent with both benefics at the same time 😅)

So sad I won‘t get to see the Venus Jupiter conjunction in the sky tonight. It‘s raining, go figure (water signs *sigh*)

Life before Saturn return: I‘m unhappy and it‘s hard. Life after Saturn return: I‘m happy and it‘s hard.

Leo placements rejoice: from June 30 to July 9 we‘ll have both benefics in our sign! (Probably next best thing to actual Leo season)

Wait how is Saturn already at 12° Aries???? I swear it didn‘t move that fast back in Aquarius during my Saturn return 😅

Haha my son in such a Virgo rising with Sun on the Asc: most radiant smile, but also manages to look skeptical/worried all the time 🤨😃

New solar return chart dropping tonight. Entering a Mercury profection 🪽

Did you know that No Doubt put out an album called Return of Saturn during Gwen Stefani‘s actual Saturn return? Saturn returns may have been mainstream way earlier than we thought 😅

Taurus season with everything in Aries:

This Aries-heavy astro weather has me on edge. Sun in Taurus and Jupiter in Cancer trying their best to calm us down 😅

Uranus finally gone out of my 10H can I have my normal, boring life back please. I mean, he brought many good things, but also the changes were so fundamental that I don‘t recognise the person I was 8 years ago. Literally nothing stayed the same. I feel like I‘m still mentally catching up…

Lol Full Moon across my 3H/9H axis incoming and for the first time I have no choice but to go somewhere by car, even though driving terrifies me (only got my license last year). Astrology is so loud sometimes.

How would you astrologically remediate nightmares? 12H ruler?

We almost made it, we almost have a functioning Mercury again (never mind the upcoming conjunction to both malefics 🙃)

What is more Neptune in Aries than a war about whose aim everyone is confused

Ugh why does Easter weekend have to be a Scorpio Moon…

I think Saturn transiting my natal Mars is just me being utterly exhausted. Parenting 2 under 3 is something else… especially now the baby is no longer a newborn and doesn‘t sleep all day anymore

Proof that the 8 year Venus cycle is real: I currently have pretty much the same haircut as in 2018 💁‍♀️

With retrograde Mercury ruled by basically stationary Jupiter things have just felt really stuck.

Having kids and watching them grow up is literally teaching me so much about astrology. Like their placements come through so unfiltered it‘s beautiful

No but fixed/mutable eclipse season is just brutal because I live with fixed/mutable heavy people, so it‘s hitting everyone 😭

I now have sinusitis AND the stomach flu, can this eclipse be over already 😭 (also noted that 1/7H eclipses are just me getting really sick, cool cool cool)

Of course my health is taking a hit with a solar eclipse in the sign of the Sun‘s detriment coming up. (Sun is my chart ruler, not good times 🤧)

Why was this Scorpio Moon particularly awful (and why do I think it‘s a bad omen for the upcoming extended Merc in Pisces episode 😫)

Idk if this is a thing but silver prices spiking like this in this Jupiter in Cancer (sign of the Moon!) year seems very in line with the symbolism. Wondering what Jupiter in Leo is gonna do to gold prices (even though they‘re already wild) 👀

It‘s tough out here for the earth signs

So what‘s Jupiter in Cancer been doing for everyone? For me, it‘s been mostly a positive postpartum experience and loving just looking at my baby in the middle of the night even though I‘m soooo tired (transiting my 12H)

Spent this Mars Saturn square day at various doctor‘s offices trying to figure out whether I have thrombosis and honestly is there anything more Mars Saturn than a blocked blood vessel. (The anwer: probably not thrombosis, just a mystery pain at the back of my leg. Great, thanks 🙄)

Idk so many things about my children‘s charts makes so much sense. Like how their 4 houses are Leo and Sag respectively, and me and my husband are a Leo and Sag rising. Also their Moon signs are Sag and Leo lol you can‘t make this up.

Remember last year‘s Mercury rx in Sag with Jupiter in Gemini? That was truly wild

Ok so my brain is mush and I‘m not really able to formulate the difference between, let‘s say, 1H ruler in the 10H vs 10H ruler in the 1H. Yeah, career and self are somehow related, but what‘s the nature of this connection in these two different scenarios? Can anybody put this into words please

Sometimes I just sit here and look at my son‘s luminaries conjunct Regulus like 👀

Is this child gonna have me this worried every Mercury station or is it just specifically the ones in my 5H???

So was wondering what this first Mercury station would be about for my Virgo rising baby, and I‘m currently being chased around from doctor to doctor because he has an unexplainable fever and is under 3 months… all while our car is being repaired, so we have no transport! Cool cool cool

The Mercury rx shenanigans have definitely started 🙃 (I think this one is annoying af but saved by Jupiter in Cancer at the end of the day)

I‘m so out of the loop, my mom just asked me what the astrology is like next year and I was just like… ummm, Jupiter in Leo? Anyway I have sacrificed my brain to motherhood brb

Shoutout to all the fire risings who‘ve had this great water trine in their 4H/8H/12H. It‘s been not very fun, verging on depressing