New solar return chart dropping tonight. Entering a Mercury profection 🪽

Did you know that No Doubt put out an album called Return of Saturn during Gwen Stefani‘s actual Saturn return? Saturn returns may have been mainstream way earlier than we thought 😅

Taurus season with everything in Aries:

This Aries-heavy astro weather has me on edge. Sun in Taurus and Jupiter in Cancer trying their best to calm us down 😅

Uranus finally gone out of my 10H can I have my normal, boring life back please. I mean, he brought many good things, but also the changes were so fundamental that I don‘t recognise the person I was 8 years ago. Literally nothing stayed the same. I feel like I‘m still mentally catching up…

Lol Full Moon across my 3H/9H axis incoming and for the first time I have no choice but to go somewhere by car, even though driving terrifies me (only got my license last year). Astrology is so loud sometimes.

How would you astrologically remediate nightmares? 12H ruler?

We almost made it, we almost have a functioning Mercury again (never mind the upcoming conjunction to both malefics 🙃)

What is more Neptune in Aries than a war about whose aim everyone is confused

Ugh why does Easter weekend have to be a Scorpio Moon…

I think Saturn transiting my natal Mars is just me being utterly exhausted. Parenting 2 under 3 is something else… especially now the baby is no longer a newborn and doesn‘t sleep all day anymore

Proof that the 8 year Venus cycle is real: I currently have pretty much the same haircut as in 2018 💁‍♀️

With retrograde Mercury ruled by basically stationary Jupiter things have just felt really stuck.

Having kids and watching them grow up is literally teaching me so much about astrology. Like their placements come through so unfiltered it‘s beautiful

No but fixed/mutable eclipse season is just brutal because I live with fixed/mutable heavy people, so it‘s hitting everyone 😭

I now have sinusitis AND the stomach flu, can this eclipse be over already 😭 (also noted that 1/7H eclipses are just me getting really sick, cool cool cool)

Of course my health is taking a hit with a solar eclipse in the sign of the Sun‘s detriment coming up. (Sun is my chart ruler, not good times 🤧)

Why was this Scorpio Moon particularly awful (and why do I think it‘s a bad omen for the upcoming extended Merc in Pisces episode 😫)

Idk if this is a thing but silver prices spiking like this in this Jupiter in Cancer (sign of the Moon!) year seems very in line with the symbolism. Wondering what Jupiter in Leo is gonna do to gold prices (even though they‘re already wild) 👀

It‘s tough out here for the earth signs

So what‘s Jupiter in Cancer been doing for everyone? For me, it‘s been mostly a positive postpartum experience and loving just looking at my baby in the middle of the night even though I‘m soooo tired (transiting my 12H)

Spent this Mars Saturn square day at various doctor‘s offices trying to figure out whether I have thrombosis and honestly is there anything more Mars Saturn than a blocked blood vessel. (The anwer: probably not thrombosis, just a mystery pain at the back of my leg. Great, thanks 🙄)

Idk so many things about my children‘s charts makes so much sense. Like how their 4 houses are Leo and Sag respectively, and me and my husband are a Leo and Sag rising. Also their Moon signs are Sag and Leo lol you can‘t make this up.

Remember last year‘s Mercury rx in Sag with Jupiter in Gemini? That was truly wild

Ok so my brain is mush and I‘m not really able to formulate the difference between, let‘s say, 1H ruler in the 10H vs 10H ruler in the 1H. Yeah, career and self are somehow related, but what‘s the nature of this connection in these two different scenarios? Can anybody put this into words please

Sometimes I just sit here and look at my son‘s luminaries conjunct Regulus like 👀

Is this child gonna have me this worried every Mercury station or is it just specifically the ones in my 5H???

So was wondering what this first Mercury station would be about for my Virgo rising baby, and I‘m currently being chased around from doctor to doctor because he has an unexplainable fever and is under 3 months… all while our car is being repaired, so we have no transport! Cool cool cool

The Mercury rx shenanigans have definitely started 🙃 (I think this one is annoying af but saved by Jupiter in Cancer at the end of the day)

I‘m so out of the loop, my mom just asked me what the astrology is like next year and I was just like… ummm, Jupiter in Leo? Anyway I have sacrificed my brain to motherhood brb

Shoutout to all the fire risings who‘ve had this great water trine in their 4H/8H/12H. It‘s been not very fun, verging on depressing

Mercury conjunct Mars and our little Mercurial boy got his first vaccines today 💉

People who do NOT have an angular Saturn: which Saturn transits were more busy/impactful for you - Saturn transiting an angular house, or angular transits to natal Saturn (the square, opposition, return)?

Venus is in Libra have you booked your hair appointment (on a Friday) yet

Who wants to take bets whether the nodes in my 1H next year will be me going on the pill again (went off it in 2018 when the nodes were last in Leo/Aqua). I just don‘t want any more kids lol

Just for the record, really looking forwards to the Aries Leo Saturn Jupiter trine next year, give me the devil I don‘t know at this point 😅

Has anybody noticed that Jupiter and Saturn station in a perfect trine in November? Should bring an intensification of that story, especially as the Sun, Venus and Mercury (rx and direct) all ping it as they pass through Scorpio.

Lol Life of a Showgirl sounds like it was released on a Venus South Node conjunction (kinda exhausted and void of new ideas) I mean it‘s some nice background listening but nothing really stands out?

Venus going into Libra and immediately trining Pluto on the day Pluto stations direct is a thing then huh

Dear Mars in domicile, Look, I appreciate your get shit done attitude, but could we please do it without also making shit happen? Because that kinda doubles the workload…

Only good thing about being awake at 6am for diaper changes is getting to see the Moon Venus conjunction ✨

Venus in Taurus in Jupiter‘s bounds Mars in Aries in Venus‘s bounds Saturn in Aquarius is Jupiter‘s bounds

Fingers crossed that the Moon in Taurus averse to Mars will bring some better sleep…

Difference between one and two children: with one, you get the odd little break when they‘re napping or happily occupied. With two, no breaks.

Spent the most peaceful eclipse day today but oof hearing all the stories of the crazy stuff that‘s happening in people‘s life is intense

Eclipse themes are being loud.

Funny how this last round of Saturn in Pisces pretty much exactly coincides with my maternity leave (going back to work in February). I guess this is the last round of feeling stuck in endless baby care land before moving on to a new chapter.

So funny how my solar return for this year has the Moon at 12° Sag in SR and natal 5H of children. My son was born with his chart ruler at 12°.

Feeling great and very in love with my baby boy post-partum is on exalted Jupiter in my 12H

This lunar return copresent Mars has been very achy boobs due to my milk coming in…. 😬