Only suckers pay taxes

“………Another one? Christ. Does he just have a fucking factory?”

FUCK BATMAN

“Supergirl is listening to you fuck”

“Oh you’d think so. But Batman can’t do shit against me. Not with my foolproof strategy. What’s yours? Say I’m Iron Man, blast AC/DC, and feel bad about collateral? Fuck you 4000 or whatever.”

“I ain’t a coward. I fuck around with Batman. BATMAN. I just ain’t stupid.”

“I’m a fucking gangster from Gotham. I know better to fuck around with Supergirl. Heard she’d a raging alcoholic bimbo. But one who could pull my ass out through my mouth. So…I ain’t biting her.”

“Next time, hit her with some red solar radiation. Or carry Kryptonite with you. Dumbass. Keep it up and they’ll be calling you Gummy, The Friendly Shark Girl”

“Stupid fucker biting someone who’s skin is bulletproof.”

Screams are heard outside the room as Warren just stared “Do you have any clue in that dumbass head of yours who the fuck you’re talkin’ to?”

“Bitch, I’m adorable. Or at the very least, if I pay a bitch enough money, they’ll find me very fuckin’ adorable.” One of his henchmen piped up and spoke quietly “Some men too!” Warren snapped his fingers “That guy. Outside. Now.” The henchman is quickly dragged outside

“…………Wow. Tell me more. I never knew that. That is brand new information. You’ve shown me the light. My minds eye has been fuckin’ opened. You should write research papers. They should give you an award for your ground breaking statement. Alert the fuckin’ media.”

“Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck is this?”

“Just because I rule Gotham doesn’t mean I’m a /bad/ guy.” distant screaming “Oh shut the fuck up! It’s not like you NEED finger nails!”

“I’ve been in Gotham for a long time. I’ve seen vampires. I’ve seen far worse. You’re…nothing. You’ll be eaten alive. And when that happens? I’ll be sure to display your corpse. And make a profit for people to see it. Half price. Because you seem hardly a vampire.”

“Motherfucker, I got plenty of standards. I just see a business opportunity and I’d wish to grasp it.”

“Polycule? Do orgies count?”

“Are you fuckin’ serious? Anything that bleeds is filthy. How the fuck haven’t you fuckin’ starved?”

“Fuckin’ Hell!” Warren jumped back and pointed his gun at Basil “Look at it this way. Blood can be hard to come by. And I’m in a business where I tend to have a lot of bodies that need to be disposed of. …bodies with plenty of blood. See where I’m going?”

“I’d say clean that up but if someone let a vampire in, we should leave a note on the body. Dig in. Take it with you on the way out.”

“Who let this fucker in?” one of the henchman raises his hand Warren simply pulls out his gun and shoots the henchman in the head, splattering blood everywhere “Can’t hire good fuckin’ men these days…”

// the rice weakness some vampires have is so funny to me because it really makes them less threatening if you just spill rice on the floor and they have to count it

“Fuckin’ vampires? Get the garlic. And the…” one of his henchmen whisper to him “…fucking rice? What? We gonna fuckin’ cook them a meal?”

“Breaking fingers of fuckers who cross you is common in the Gotham underworld. Me personally? I prefer to feed them fingers.”

“Maybe I should become mayor of Gotham City. I could pull it off.”

“Gotta love tax evasion. Only suckers pay taxes”

Shark baiting hooha ah!

“I got cable in Arkham. I could let you have some too. For the right price.”

“I don’t know what could possibly make Black Mask’s day worse”

“……I like your style.”

“Harpoon guns are amazing.”

3/10

You fucking impotent bitch ass fool.

I got clothes

“Nah, it ain’t literal. I’m just a victim of Arkham. This is what happens to a sane person in Arkham. Disfigurement and severe mental damage.”

I’m only here for the food. And the crazy bitches. #MerryChaos2025

“Oh really. I thought you came out the pussy looking like that.”

“Oh look at me. I’m Trickshot. I want a job in Gotham but I don’t even know who the top dogs are! It’s Rupert Thorne, right? Bitch, Thorne has been rotting away for years.”

“Who doesn’t know who Black Mask is? If you live in Gotham and you hear ‘that’s Black Mask territory’, you know what the fuck that means.”

// In just realized Sonar and Warren have a lot in common in terms of crimes. Although judging from how folks talk about Warren, Sonar would probably hate him too “Yeah, I commited fraud and embezzlement too but I wasn’t an asshole about it.”

// I’ve written villains before. I write a Lex Luthor. Both are horrible in their own ways. Lex is horrible in a way that may not be obvious to most folks. He probably has a lot of folks who agree with him or like him Warren is the prime asshole piece of shit and it’s clear to everyone he’s scum

“I was actually quite handsome once. And then I was accused and arrested for some crimes I can’t get into. Caused some big issues in the stock market. Cost several people their jobs. Boo boo. Go get a fucking job cleaning the McDonald’s bathroom.”

“Sticks and stones may break my bones but shove them down someone’s throat and the sounds they make are hilarious.”

“You look like a blobfish”

// SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG

Am I wrong? Are you going to look at me and tell me that I’m wrong?

// apologies for Warren. He’s a huge asshole

“Bitch isn’t a shark. She’s a fuckin ex-VTuber with an obsession with Devil May Cry and feet.”

“If that’s Man Bat then I’m sexy Voldemort and you’re blackface Skeletor. Either way, someone’s getting cancelled.”

“Tricky. You’re entertaining but as a henchmen, if there was an app, I’d rate you ONE STAR”