Don’t want to play for us no more? Off you pop. More interested to see what the reds do to replace him. Do we re-jig the midfield options?

Little bit of the bubbly and match of the day. What a few days. As good as we could have ever have dreamt. It won’t get better than yesterday. That Champions roar on 70 was unreal.

Not saying I’m going to be emotional on Sunday or that, but I’ve just welled up watching the end of my cousin Vinny, so you know.

Liverpool are ultimately really odd to watch. Like I watched that and didn’t think we played well but statistically the chances of us winning were huge based on the actual events of the match. Weirdo’s going to win the league.

Would quite like Liverpool to stop fucking messing about

Easter Sunday becomes as perilous a day since Jesus was hiding in a cave. Reds win tomorrow, and Ipswich are winning against Arsenal? Are they? Christ. Might have to do a roast on Easter Saturday. The lord has risen early guys.

You can’t give shit goals away and expect to get away with it. At least there was some bollocks and some momentum at the end.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha scruffs

The positives of never needing to hear the scouser in our team again vastly outweighs him getting off. It’s not even close. I’d shake your hand on him signing for united.

Hey there you with the sad face, come back to my place and live it up!

I’ve heard your bus feels sorry for itself and hasn’t got disco lights

Anyone want to buy a league winning caravan?

Any super brains want to tell me the likely day of the Leicester game and the likelihood of the reds winning it against them?

Monday Ben is going to be upset with Sunday Ben

Tomorrow feels like a huge opportunity rather than a diddle. And Wednesday kicking off 45 minutes later than arsenal feels like a something.

The reds were great in a difficult away. Can’t account for shite finishing. I think the reds out point arsenal from here on in. That’s all that really matters.

Aston Villa 2 (0.7)-(2.3) 2 Liverpool This is the third time this season that Liverpool have beaten their opponent by at least 1.5 xG and failed to win in the Premier League

Cunha is a player. Would sign him tomorrow.

Honest to god. Headache, light of breath, possible heart attack / panic attack. Up the fucking reds. 9 more wins. Ref was a fat wap

I’m not sure I’m cut out for this carry on.

#LFC most points after 24 league games (converting 2 points for a win to 3) 70 2019/20 (Klopp) 62 1987/88 (Dalglish) 61 2018/19 (Klopp) 57 2024/25 ARNE SLOT 57 1978/79 (Paisley) 54 2023/24 (Klopp) 54 2021/22 (Klopp) 54 1990/91 (Dalglish) 53 1982/83 (Paisley)

Love Curtis. Hope he has found that big fucking crab in the changies and is still punching his fucking head off. Never seen someone so misplaced in their celebrations. You drew you dopey cunt.

I think Newcastle was worse. Same game. I’m increasingly alright with it.

County road will currently be like Hamsterdam from the wire.

Liverpool need to stop getting dragged into shite. These will be knackered on 70. Move the fucking ball.

The reaction to half a team of scruffs and half a team of kids getting beat by a penalty is fucking embarrassing. Big spoiled babies.

Did anyone see them make Everton great again hats. Good lord.

Virgil might currently be volleying Trent and his brothers up and down Breck road.

I would take Gomez off immediately. Waste of time today

It really unfortunate that whilst he is back fit he won’t be able to play because of that hat and furthermore is no longer employed by the club.

Oh for fucks sake

Anyway, I’m fed up writing and deleting tweets where I subtly or maybe obvious slaughter some of our players. Another normal night for me. Watched it at home, instantly regretted it, Tried to not shout, didn’t succeed, ripped a t shirt off my back like hulk hogan. No t shirt last thirty. Bell end.

That Salah hasn’t been on the winning side there is nothing more than a fucking disgrace. He wants to start twatting people in the changies and then drive the coach to FSG towers, lock all the doors and start fucking burning all the laptops. Sort it out you fucking bums.

Why is it windy?

The ground today was a pleasure. The loudest I can remember that second half after mo’s goal. Amazing. What a fucking gang.

Look at him. Way a fella. The best there ever was

That Ross Kemp on smart meters advert where he pops up in people’s gaffs unannounced with a cup of tea and then goes for a walk with Einstein is fucking lunacy.

Still buzzing off the big Dave Coote story. So good. Love Neville’s opinion. There’s so much comedy in the whole thing.

To be fair to the big man, he is having a good time on that video isn’t he? What a fella. What’s he fucking doing with that photo of Milner and jurgen and him ready on his phone? Ha ha ha.

The reds are top of the league, the reds are top of the league.

@4hundredblows.bsky.social look at us.