Been bricked up constantly for weeks. Random boners, wet dreams, wake up multiple times a night rock hard. I just turned 37. Is this like second puberty or something.

SUP I’ll be dancin’ at Leather Stallion in Cleveland this Saturday at 9PM! Come and say either “hi” or “what are you doing here?”

Up for a good stretch?

Idk, it’s just fun to play with

I been real UPSET lately. I start watching these fkn cute queer cartoons like Owl House and Dead End and I find out like ten episodes in that they only last TWO SEASONS. I need more cute trans/ gay/ queer relationship content. Help me out guys. Miss me with any edgy BS. I want CUTE. Pic unrelated.

Did you know that hyena ass is physiologically built to milk cock? It’s true! The guy at 7-11 told me.

It’s a great day to get edged and milked! I wish I could make my own eggs tho. Dang.

Been a while! But I’m happy to report I still have a weiner. I am unhappy to report, however, that my second weiner has yet to grow in 😢.

Hey y’all, just fyi the user @jaymike01.bsky.social is a scammer’s account and is currently impersonating me and catfishing people across several social media. I’ve reported them to Bluesky, who has not responded.

BRICKED so I hit up that twink-dad who works at the macaron place for a pound-out but found out he’s off for a vasectomy…asked him to take my dick anyway, he called me insensitive but is still lettin’ me hit it so long as I don’t slap his balls with mine…that’s why I’m icing my nuts in his driveway.

Life update: recently watched the cartoon Over the Garden Wall. Loved it. Kinda got a fruit fly problem going on at my place. Took a shower today. Still smell like dick 🤷. Anyway here’s me naked.

Just being a dumb cumbrained himbo who can’t stop getting hard at the gym 🤷

Spot me? Idk what I’m doing. But spot me?

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Phew. I think I return followed everyone who commented on my last post AS PROMISED. I’ll keep checking. So far, I love Bluesky. Like a new relationship. So supportive and kind. I can’t wait to see how toxic and abusive you’ll become 😊. I ❤️ you Bluesky. Now gaslight me and prey on my insecurities 😍

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