It’s only framework if it comes from the framework region of Greenland. Otherwise it’s just sparkling concepts of a plan.

Legit thought this was somebody’s gram gram.

This fuzzy guy came into our lives three years ago today. We already hit up Starborks this morning. Hopefully the rain stops so we can get in some of his other favorite adventures today.

Watching Raiders of the Lost Ark, the best Christmas movie of all time.

Still no package. Last update on the tracking from USPS was on 12/13. The company insisted on 12/10 that I wait another 7 days before they’d issue a refund. It’s been10 days and they aren’t returning emails. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The clock management there was…something.

Kids who got clean, beautiful coal.

The USPS has investigated and released the package. But it’s now gone from Brooklyn to Seattle, WA. It’ll be here in 3-7 days. 🙃

Yesssssssss!

Oh come on!

On Sept 14, 2025 Virginia Tech fired their head coach, former James Franklin assistant Brent Pry. On November 17, 2025 Virginia Tech hired James Franklin as their head coach. On December 7, 2025 Virginia Tech hired Brent Pry as their defensive coordinator.

Sam Elliott is 81 and still nails every role he plays.

In another episode of “Fun with the USPS,” I shipped two packages to the same address in San Diego. Dropped them at the post office at the same time. They both went from Tallahassee to Jax to Avondale, AZ. One is now in San Diego while the other is in San Francisco.

Update! LOL 🤦🏻‍♂️

Have a package being delivered by the USPS. On 11/23 it was in Illinois. Today it’s in Brooklyn. Did the USPS employee put in charge of walking with my package take a wrong turn?

I’d argue it’s not even really happening “at Christmas” since USC is playing ND in football and those two schools have never played anywhere close to Christmas Eve or Christmas. Plus, the movie was released in July.

Nose-warmers are important for naps on chilly days.

This brings me so much joy every year.

Trash bags. Have at least a 3-year supply presently. 🤦🏻‍♂️

1. Dogs 2. College Baseball 3. Good beer 4. Using my passport 5. Beaches 6. Dogs Did I mention dogs? Wanna make sure I don’t forget dogs.

The key to pie is to eat pie you like and not eat pie you don’t like.

The worst person on the planet desperately wants people to think he’s cool and funny.

Kent and Daphne have officially kicked off the Christmas season

What in the world is Collinsworth talking about? The Bucs really have to stop the run? Rams have 205 yards passing and 22 yards rushing.

Time for new outdoor Christmas lights. What color should I go with?

I have an economics degree. This is 1:33 of complete gibberish.

This is just gut-wrenching. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

If there’s a worse run company than Labcorp, I haven’t come across it.

Aynsley’s meeting with TCU admissions in Landman may be the funniest scene I’ve ever watched in a TV show.

City of Tallahassee utilities are insane. On my latest bill I used 58% of the electricity that I did a month ago and my bill went down a whopping 15%.

Appreciate everyone who tuned in during our first season of Seminole Game Day Live. Had a lot of fun working with Ariya Massoudi, Emily Peters, and the whole crew at Seminole Productions.

“Now let’s go to South Beach…” At some point I’d like for people on TV to realize the Dolphins stadium is nowhere near South Beach.

Happy Birthday! They’re all good dogs!

This is not some random YouTuber/TikTok personality who knows very little about topics they’re posting. This guy is a VP and partner in an energy company in Oklahoma.

Will this arrive before or after our $5000 DOGE dividend?

Please help my friend Michael out, if you’re able to. I can’t imagine what he’s gone through the last 13 months.

I’d be more satisfied with your app if you’d quit asking me how satisfied I am with your app when I’m right in the middle of trying to do something with your app.

Football gods said uh uh on that PI call.

I see conservatives have now figured out you can buy *checks notes* food with SNAP. And they seem displeased.

Happy Halloween

Jeff Landry acting like Jimmy Sexton is a big secret in the college football world is really quite funny.

One year ago today I got my left knee replaced. Followed it up six weeks later with the right. A year later and my knees don’t hurt. Buckley and I are enjoying our walks around the neighborhood and our 3-4 trips per week to the dog park where I know all the dogs’ names and none of the humans’ names.

Buckley is normally unbothered by storms. This morning, the booms have been shaking the house and he is quite displeased.

Duncan doin’ a confuse.